Why Be Straight? (Religion Allowed?)

**DSM4Life** · 07-31-2007, 04:43 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

umm it works like this.

God (or nature or w/e the fvck you belive in) gave you this thing called a "pe-nis" and gave women a "va-gi-na" and you put one in the other and have a a whole bunch of fun =]

If we DIDN'T we'd all be dead. I DO however love gay people and think they're great because we are in the midst of a population explosion and they help shit under control.
But back in the dark ages and right after the plague I admit Id be anti-gay if I was born in that era.
But now its like w/e floats your boat just go for it.

I just know I'm a vagina kinda of guy.

Im Anti-gay right now !

When it all comes down to it , if you don't like/accept me then i will kindly return the favor.

**DSM4Life** · 07-31-2007, 04:45 AM

Originally Posted by Tock

I don't think it's a dislike toward Christians many people feel, as much as it is an antipathy for the variety of obnoxiously fundamentalist Christianity some of them impose on the rest of us.

Take, for instance, the laws against dancing, drinking, card-playing, lesbian sex, gay sex, and the laws that required Jewish public school kids to say a prayer to Jesus at the start of every school day. Stuff like that. Used to be that gay sex would get ya 20 years in prison, and only because the Bible said it was a no-no.

Nowadays we have lots of cranky self-righteous Christian preachers and politicians who passed laws telling the rest of us that we have to "be sexually good," and meanwhile, they've been out having sex with hookers and little girls and gay escorts. What the he-- bunch of creeps are these? The only reason anyone would want to be like them, would be to improve their sex life.

Lots of Christians are nice people to be around. But idiots like the money-grubbing sex-crazed lying fat-assed TV evangelists who pay low-life sleazy child-molesting sellout Republican politicians to outlaw everything from sex to medically-supervised use of AS, well, they're just useless trash; they're a pox on the country; a scourge on an otherwise happy nation, and ought to be rounded up and forced to emigrate to the dark side of Mars.

"cranky christian preachers" No, there can't be such a thing !

http://www.filecabi.net/video/file-30532261.html

**K.Biz** · 07-31-2007, 08:10 AM

is this thread still going??

FOR REAL?

Yo I started this thread to make a joke about the other one, it wasnt suppost to be serious!, it was to take a crack at the "why be gay thread" not even at the thread, just the name of the thread, i though if we made one that said why be straight it would be funny, for a couple posts, everyone woudl get a good laugh.

Get over yourselfs, this was not the intention of this thread. I think its time for it to be locked.

**goodcents** · 07-31-2007, 09:27 AM

Have you ever noticed that when something as "peaceful" as religion is brought up, that normally nice people go ape shlt?

People want to fight about religion, wtf?

**goodcents** · 07-31-2007, 09:28 AM

I like John Lennons Imagine song. Imagine theres no religion, no hell before us, above us only sky. Imagine all the people living life as one

Nothing to kill or die for.

**kfrost06** · 07-31-2007, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by IronReload04

I am catholic..........I believe in Jesus and God, and I believe in Jesus the way Catholics believe in Jesus

BUt imo, alot of things regarding catholicism is stacked full of shit sky high

1. Guess what are pope stated (somthing along the lines of) "only Catholics will go to heaven" just recently.......Well, the pope is supposed to be the voice of God, and infallable......But you know what, bleep him.......ONLY God will judge that.....who ever thinks that only one people will got to heaven can also go bleep themselves

That is in all out lie, please show me a reference.

**kfrost06** · 07-31-2007, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by goodcents

I like John Lennons Imagine song. Imagine theres no religion, no hell before us, above us only sky. Imagine all the people living life as one

Nothing to kill or die for.

I like johnny paychecks song, "Take This Job And Shove It" but I wouldn't quit my job because of it.

**IronReload04** · 07-31-2007, 09:58 AM

THis isnt my original source, but the first thing that came up under google

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'-of-it.s-cool-to-hate-catholics-again/nazi-pope-only-catholics-are-christians-276804.php

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'-of-it.s-cool-to-hate-catholics-again/nazi-pope-only-catholics-are-christians-276804.php

dude, I dont know why it wont show up as a link, but just copy and paste and it will wokr

**kfrost06** · 07-31-2007, 09:58 AM

It was david allen Coe that sung it.

Chorus: TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE
MY WOMAN DONE LEFT AND TOOK ALL OF THE REASONS I WAS WORKING FOR
YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO STAND IN MY WAY/ WHEN I WALK OUT THE DOOR
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE

I BEEN WORKING IN THIS FACTORY/ PRETTY CLOSE TO 15 YEARS
IVE SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS WOMEN/ STANDING IN A POOL OF TEARS
IVE SEEN A LOT OF KINFOLKS DYING/ I HAD A LOT OF BILLS TO PAY
LORD, ID GIVE THE SHIRT RIGHT OFFIN MY BACK/ IF I HAD THE NERVE TO SAY:

Repeat Chorus

THE FOREMAN IS A REGULAR S.O.B. AND THE NIGHT BOSS, HES A FOOL
HE GOT HIMSELF A BRAND NEW FLATTOP HAIRCUT
LORD, HE REALLY THINKS THATS COOL
ONE OF THESE DAYS IM GONNA BLOW MY TOP
AND THERES GONNA BE HELL TO PAY
I CANT WAIT TO SEE THEIR FACES WHEN I GET THE NERVE TO SAY

Repeat Chorus

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT . . .

**kfrost06** · 07-31-2007, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by IronReload04

THis isnt my original source, but the first thing that came up under google

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'-of-it.s-cool-to-hate-catholics-again/nazi-pope-only-catholics-are-christians-276804.php

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'-of-it.s-cool-to-hate-catholics-again/nazi-pope-only-catholics-are-christians-276804.php

dude, I dont know why it wont show up as a link, but just copy and paste and it will wokr

I did look up your "it's cool to hate catholics" propaganda site and there are no quotes other than "means of salvation". That's like using the KKK site to quote the NAACP??? give me a break show where he said that not your hate filled sites you bigot.

**IronReload04** · 07-31-2007, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by kfrost06

I did look up your "it's cool to hate catholics" propaganda site and there are no quotes other than "means of salvation". That's like using the KKK site to quote the NAACP??? give me a break show where he said that not your hate filled sites you bigot.

hey man, watch your mouth

Thats the first site that came up.......Its somthing I remember from a couple weeks ago, I will keep looking and find a more credible source.

but yes, that is what he siad

it is what it is

its pretty much common knowldedge by now

**dwaynewade** · 07-31-2007, 10:17 AM

ugh for the record i'm straight and not religious...

Now by a show of hands who is ???

**Bojangles69** · 07-31-2007, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Im Anti-gay right now !

Umm I just woke up so excuse me if I'm a bit slow right now but ahemm.. is that 2 guys making out in your avy?

Or did I miss the sarcasm in you post? (cuz ppl usually put emoticons & shit).. or were you not being sarcastic and really are anti-gay.. and if so could you explain briefly why you take that stance?

Just curious as to what logic upholds your homophobic belief system.

**IronReload04** · 07-31-2007, 10:23 AM

straight and religious

**IronReload04** · 07-31-2007, 10:24 AM

jesus man, these topics just cant be carried out in peace\

and kfrost, before you and me start a war, just dont call me a bigot, and lets just be cool

but ya, the pope said somthing along those lines

**Flagg** · 07-31-2007, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by kfrost06

I did look up your "it's cool to hate catholics" propaganda site and there are no quotes other than "means of salvation". That's like using the KKK site to quote the NAACP??? give me a break show where he said that not your hate filled sites you bigot.

Interesting that everyone that has a different belief or opinion to you is a hater spouting some sort of propaganda. You're starting to sound like that ****ed up Phelps family that is sure everyone despises each other.

YOUR OPINION isn't the only one that matters. Deal with it.

**dwaynewade** · 07-31-2007, 03:19 PM

THERE'S NOW A POLL, TAKE THE TIME TO RECORD YOUR IDENTITY

Straight, Gay or Bi

**DSM4Life** · 07-31-2007, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Umm I just woke up so excuse me if I'm a bit slow right now but ahemm.. is that 2 guys making out in your avy?

Or did I miss the sarcasm in you post? (cuz ppl usually put emoticons & shit).. or were you not being sarcastic and really are anti-gay.. and if so could you explain briefly why you take that stance?

Just curious as to what logic upholds your homophobic belief system.

Yes, there was sarcasm surrounding that statement.

Yes, there are two hot guys in my avatar.

Yes, i am gay.

**longhorn814** · 07-31-2007, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Have you ever noticed that when something as "peaceful" as religion is brought up, that normally nice people go ape shlt?

People want to fight about religion, wtf?

peaceful my ass, the majority of wars in the history of man kind have been fought over religious differences..millions of people have been killed b/c of religious beliefs..now thats fuc(ked up!

**DSM4Life** · 07-31-2007, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by longhorn814

peaceful my ass, the majority of wars in the history of man kind have been fought over religious differences..millions of people have been killed b/c of religious beliefs..now thats fuc(ked up!

..

x2

**Bojangles69** · 07-31-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Yes, there was sarcasm surrounding that statement.

Yes, that is two hot guys in my avatar.

Yes, i am gay.

Thank you sir for clearing that up lmao.

Its later in the day now and I still couldn't figure it out..

**BigLittleTim** · 07-31-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by pewntang

a little thing called adam and eve.... not adam and steve...

Of COURSE God didn't create Adam and Steve...

It was Adam and Stephen.

**DSM4Life** · 07-31-2007, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Thank you sir for clearing that up lmao.

Its later in the day now and I still couldn't figure it out..

I am in the "later in the day mood" as well.

You can tell from the orginal statement i made:
"Yes, that is two hot guys in my avatar."

When i re-read that "sentence" it made my brain hurt.