Ok all you whores out there this thread is for you! This thread is the official ar story! It starts out with a simple sentence and the rest of the ar sluts add a single sentence per post until its a fackin story... Thats single sentence! It can be funny, stupid, serious, retarded, or anything else you can think of.

You can comment freely on the story whenever you want, but you must post four asterisks (****) before you add a sentence to the story (thats a free post you slut). That signifies that you are in the process of adding to the story and warns all other whores to back off until you finish so there will be no cross stories or confusion.

Anyone who breaks the rules will be perm banned.... common back me up mods!

I will start with...

Today I woke up and jumped out of bed...