The "Would You Rather..." Game

**b1gbr130** · 10-09-2007, 05:16 PM

would you rather :

a) Chew on a month old used tampon

b) Lick the rim on a public restroom toilet

**novastepp** · 10-09-2007, 05:31 PM

i'd lick the rim.

lose your dominant hand?

lose your dominant/kicking foot?

**Johny-too-small** · 10-09-2007, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by b1gbr130

would you rather :

a) Chew on a month old used tampon

b) Lick the rim on a public restroom toilet

hmmmm.

Is the tampon dry already? WTF am I thinking...I'll take the rim.

would you rather
a) eat someone's cold snot off the bathroom wall?

b) take a bare-assed fart on the head by a obese truckdriver after a 24 hour shift?

**zipster_dude** · 10-10-2007, 07:35 AM

Would you rather....

1. Have a straw shoved up your pee hole

or

2. Have to visually picture the diarrhea vs. period blood post...

That was fkn sick....

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 09:30 AM

glad you appreciated it. i have had more than enough shoved up my dick due to a couple surgeries i had on my urethra... just hope you never have to have the good ol cystoscope. its about as wide as your pinky at the end.

**dwaynewade** · 10-10-2007, 11:00 AM

if you were "comfortable" in a relationship

would you rather...

1-cheat 10x

2-be cheated on once

3-or never cheat

**zipster_dude** · 10-10-2007, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by novastepp

glad you appreciated it. i have had more than enough shoved up my dick due to a couple surgeries i had on my urethra... just hope you never have to have the good ol cystoscope. its about as wide as your pinky at the end.

Good Lord,,,,I had a pee tube when I got shot, I don't remember them putting it in, but I damn sure remember them taking it out....

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 12:50 PM

taking it out is comfortable compared to going in. its actually a relief.

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by dwaynewade

if you were "comfortable" in a relationship

would you rather...

1-cheat 10x

2-be cheated on once

3-or never cheat

uhh... if i understand your question. i'd never cheat.

**johnmacdan** · 10-10-2007, 01:04 PM

Never cheat..

Would you rather:

See your wife/girlfriend/mother raped up the ass

or

Take it up the ass yourself

**IronReload04** · 10-10-2007, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by zipster_dude

Would you rather....

1. Have a straw shoved up your pee hole

or

2. Have to visually picture the diarrhea vs. period blood post...

That was fkn sick....

I'll take 2!!!!

would you rather

a. have torturers clamp your mouth open, and guide a large snake to crawl down your throat down your esophogus into your stomache like in the arnold movie, cant remember the name of it

or

b. have torturers place a strong rat on your stomache, cover it up with a pot, and blow torch the other end like in 2fast 2furious....so the rat will crawl through your insides to escape the heat

be honest guys

**IronReload04** · 10-10-2007, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by johnmacdan

Never cheat..

Would you rather:

See your wife/girlfriend/mother raped up the ass

or

Take it up the ass yourself

holy **** man

wow.......hmm, i dont really like my girlfriend very much i'll go with one

would you rather

a. have torturers clamp your mouth open, and guide a large snake to crawl down your throat down your esophogus into your stomache like in the arnold movie, cant remember the name of it

or

b. have torturers place a strong rat on your stomache, cover it up with a pot, and blow torch the other end like in 2fast 2furious....so the rat will crawl through your insides to escape the heat

be honest guys

**bpm1** · 10-10-2007, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by johnmacdan

Never cheat..

Would you rather:

See your wife/girlfriend/mother raped up the ass

or

Take it up the ass yourself

id take it, i could get over it, but i could never get over seeing someone i love go through that

would you rather
wreck on a motorcycle going 150mph with no gear on(t-shirt,shorts,flip-flops) and scrape/grind down the pavement but live

or

head-on collision and die

**bigtwin** · 10-10-2007, 01:17 PM

take it up the ass my self.

**zipster_dude** · 10-10-2007, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by bpm1

id take it, i could get over it, but i could never get over seeing someone i love go through that

would you rather
wreck on a motorcycle going 150mph with no gear on(t-shirt,shorts,flip-flops) and scrape/grind down the pavement but live

or

head-on collision and die

Live and look lke a McDonalds happy meal......I can't die!

**IronReload04** · 10-10-2007, 01:30 PM

not fair

a. have torturers clamp your mouth open, and guide a large snake to crawl down your throat down your esophogus into your stomache like in the arnold movie, cant remember the name of it

or

b. have torturers place a strong rat on your stomache, cover it up with a pot, and blow torch the other end like in 2fast 2furious....so the rat will crawl through your insides to escape the heat

**southmadejd** · 10-10-2007, 01:32 PM

Definitely B-ants march up my ass.....because I would just shit them back out.

Would you rather:

A) Have to cook dinner for Justin Timberlake for one week while wearing an apron and nothing else and JT would just keep coming by you and slapping you on your ass and saying "You better not burn that meatloaf...or else I will make you my bitch, cutie."

B) Have Justin Timberlake mushroom stamp you once and then it is over....

**bpm1** · 10-10-2007, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by IronReload04

not fair

a. have torturers clamp your mouth open, and guide a large snake to crawl down your throat down your esophogus into your stomache like in the arnold movie, cant remember the name of it

or

b. have torturers place a strong rat on your stomache, cover it up with a pot, and blow torch the other end like in 2fast 2furious....so the rat will crawl through your insides to escape the heat

i'll answer cause u r dieing for someone to,
id have to say the snake as youd suffocate pretty quickly and it would be over as for the rat, i dont want to think about it

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by IronReload04

not fair

a. have torturers clamp your mouth open, and guide a large snake to crawl down your throat down your esophogus into your stomache like in the arnold movie, cant remember the name of it

or

b. have torturers place a strong rat on your stomache, cover it up with a pot, and blow torch the other end like in 2fast 2furious....so the rat will crawl through your insides to escape the heat

they both end in death. you pick one.

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by southmadejd

Definitely B-ants march up my ass.....because I would just shit them back out.

Would you rather:

A) Have to cook dinner for Justin Timberlake for one week while wearing an apron and nothing else and JT would just keep coming by you and slapping you on your ass and saying "You better not burn that meatloaf...or else I will make you my bitch, cutie."

B) Have Justin Timberlake mushroom stamp you once and then it is over....

B. big ****ing deal, w/ the stamp.

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by bpm1

id take it, i could get over it, but i could never get over seeing someone i love go through that

would you rather
wreck on a motorcycle going 150mph with no gear on(t-shirt,shorts,flip-flops) and scrape/grind down the pavement but live

or

head-on collision and die

i choose life. you could get that shit repaired more than likely.

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by johnmacdan

Never cheat..

Would you rather:

See your wife/girlfriend/mother raped up the ass

or

Take it up the ass yourself

take it up my ass. that's way too easy.

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 05:28 PM

A: be homeless

B: never have sex -masterbation/oral/anal/vaginal/manual- (or any kind of sexual contact again).

**Johny-too-small** · 10-10-2007, 05:34 PM

be homelss...
At least I might get raped by a bag lady or something.

would you rather
a) have a third purple nipple w/ gyno?
or
b) have a quarter sized batch of warts on your nuts for life?

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

be homelss...
At least I might get raped by a bag lady or something.

would you rather
a) have a third purple nipple w/ gyno?
or
b) have a quarter sized batch of warts on your nuts for life?

doubt you'd want to be homeless.

in any case, i'd probably take the nipple, and just have that shit removed. **** warts.

**Johny-too-small** · 10-10-2007, 05:39 PM

If I was homeless, Id live in Newport Beach. Id wack it under the pier...so at least Im getting some gratification.

Id be homeless.

**novastepp** · 10-10-2007, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

If I was homeless, Id live in Newport Beach. Id wack it under the pier...so at least Im getting some gratification.

Id be homeless.

i said no masturbation. no sexual gratification at all.

**IronReload04** · 10-11-2007, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

be homelss...
At least I might get raped by a bag lady or something.

would you rather
a) have a third purple nipple w/ gyno?
or
b) have a quarter sized batch of warts on your nuts for life?

i think i'd take the warts.....you could maybe hide it some how

would you rather

a. kick an innocent person in the balls as hard as you can

or

b. be innocent, and you yourself get kicked in the balls extremely hard

come on guys.......lets start following the rules here

answer the question, make a new one in your post...