Best Movie One-Liners

**IronReload04** · 11-19-2007, 12:21 AM

HE-DREW-FIRST-BLOOD.....not me!!!!!!!!

**qualityclrk1** · 11-19-2007, 12:23 AM

Show Me The Money!

**IronReload04** · 11-19-2007, 12:23 AM

jo pesci and al pacino are hands down the best though

**qualityclrk1** · 11-19-2007, 12:25 AM

Goodfella's i know has got some good one liners...i'm just having a hard time recollecting

**dedic8ed1** · 11-19-2007, 10:25 AM

You guy's got fat while I was inside,If a nickel bag get's sold in the park I want in.Frank White-King of New York

When your apart of a crew it means you know this guy he's a good fellow it means no one can fuk around with you.Goodfellows

This is where we fight this is where they die.300

i AIN'T YOUR PAL D I K FACE..Blood sport

**auslifta** · 11-19-2007, 11:14 AM

"you shoot me in your dream, you better wake up and appologise!"
"what is this!........... some kind of school for ants?"

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 11-19-2007, 12:35 PM

Brick Head in the film "Snatch"

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cvnt... me!.

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 11-19-2007, 01:09 PM

This scene is cool. has about 4 good one liners in one short clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqrKe...eature=related

**RBIZZY** · 11-19-2007, 01:15 PM

Friday: "what in the hell you stealing boxes for, build a club house or something?

**Fordfan01** · 11-19-2007, 01:42 PM

"Don't get up til your numb." - The Departed

**Anabolic CEO** · 11-19-2007, 01:45 PM

The Brains..... - Waiting

**B.E.N.** · 11-19-2007, 02:05 PM

ROCKY - Drago - "I must BREAK you."

Mickey - "Women weaken legs!"

STRIPES - "Son of Bitch...SHIT"

Best two LINES...PERIOD.

ROCKY - I was nobody. But that don't matter either, you know? 'Cause I was thinkin', it really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood.

ROCKY IV - No, maybe I can't win. Maybe the only thing I can do is just take everything he's got. But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself. I don't know if he's ready to do that. I don't know.

**buffgator** · 11-19-2007, 02:19 PM

Rdward Norton FIGHT CLUB[while brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

**buffgator** · 11-19-2007, 02:23 PM

Tyler Durdan-God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

**Lexed** · 11-19-2007, 02:26 PM

"Run forrest Run!!!!!!!"

**J-Dogg** · 11-19-2007, 02:28 PM

Just about any line said by Jack Nickleson in The Departed.

"Hey there Carmen, did ya get yer period yet?"

**Lexed** · 11-19-2007, 02:32 PM

with the cranberry juice lol?

**PEWN** · 11-19-2007, 02:33 PM

superbad - i have to get a look at those warlocks.....

**Lexed** · 11-19-2007, 02:39 PM

ummm ok poon

**dedic8ed1** · 11-19-2007, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by buffgator

Rdward Norton FIGHT CLUB[while brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

What's the rant he goes on when he's in the office and his boss comes in and he goes on about the fight club flyer in the copier?

**qualityclrk1** · 11-19-2007, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by buffgator

Rdward Norton FIGHT CLUB[while brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

YES!

**bpm1** · 11-19-2007, 08:30 PM

"come get your dinner tina you fat lard" napolean dynamite

**Brent_G** · 11-19-2007, 08:33 PM

"Im gonna kill you until you die from it" hot shots

**Brent_G** · 11-19-2007, 08:34 PM

And "they mostly come out at night...mostly" Aliens

**zodethedragon** · 11-19-2007, 09:02 PM

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
''GET TO THE CHOPPER''

**buffgator** · 11-19-2007, 09:32 PM

My name is roberta, im addicted to porn, and I masturbate constantly-sorrority girls

**buffgator** · 11-19-2007, 09:38 PM

edward norton-FIGHT CLUB- I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.

**buffgator** · 11-19-2007, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by dedic8ed1

What's the rant he goes on when he's in the office and his boss comes in and he goes on about the fight club flyer in the copier?

Richard Chesler: [Reading a piece of paper] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?
Narrator: [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.
Richard Chesler: The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours?
Narrator: Huh?
Richard Chesler: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
Narrator: [pauses] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.
[Gets up from the chair]
Narrator: [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
Narrator: [Voice-over] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
[Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands]
Narrator: [Voice-over] And I used to be such a nice guy.
Narrator: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
[Phone rings]
Narrator: [Into phone] Compliance and Liability...?
Marla Singer: My tit's gonna rot off.
Narrator: [to boss] Would you excuse me? I need to take this.

**auslifta** · 11-19-2007, 10:55 PM

"i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars" Tara Reid- The big Lebowski

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 11-19-2007, 11:04 PM

"God is not here today.....BANG!"

-I forget the movie lol

**BigIsBest** · 11-20-2007, 02:04 AM

scarface - "Say hello to my little friend"

**juicejunkie2** · 11-20-2007, 02:18 AM

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... Old School!!

**juicejunkie2** · 11-20-2007, 02:20 AM

Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. Mr White in Reservoir Dogs

**juicejunkie2** · 11-20-2007, 02:22 AM

im funny how? funny like a clown, do i assume you? do i make you laugh? im here to ****ing assume you? .. Peschi.. Goodfellas

**juicejunkie2** · 11-20-2007, 02:23 AM

WHERES MY TWO DOLLARS!!! Paperboy .. Better off Dead

**juicejunkie2** · 11-20-2007, 02:28 AM

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pu**y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pus*y, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pus*y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... fu@k off!

SNATCH

**IronReload04** · 11-20-2007, 04:26 AM

"now I know what a T.V. dinna feels like"

**IronReload04** · 11-20-2007, 04:27 AM

"all the terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister"

**IronReload04** · 11-20-2007, 04:28 AM

"shoot za glauss"

**dupa95** · 11-20-2007, 04:51 AM

Originally Posted by qualityclrk1

Goodfella's i know has got some good one liners...i'm just having a hard time recollecting

"This is the bad time." "We were treated like movie stars" " anything we want it was for the takin" am I funny like a clown Do I amuse you funny how" You want a wing a leg what do you want." You know what I'm talkin about don't mess around with junk."