****ed Up Girl

**Ajc330** · 03-05-2008, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Doc M

Hahahaha...Now that response made me laugh my ass off!!! Man, he is bringing the term full of himself to a whole new level.

But I will have to admit his responses are entertaining because I know there are guys out there that are really that full of themselves. It is a hilarious thing to see.....

She's telling you she has a boyfriend to get a rise out of you- it's obviously working. Take her home and see if she is talking smack or serious about all the dick teasing she is doing. You are in highschool, now is the time to live carefree and have some fun! Just practice safe sex or it could be the most expensive 20 seconds of your life.

Doc M

haha 20 seconds

**taiboxa** · 03-05-2008, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Im stupider for having read this....thank u for taking 90 seconds of my life that i can never get back now....

u read fast

**Dizz28** · 03-05-2008, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Hollywood080

Is this in the hall of shame yet?

i got the majority of it in there, yes

**Hollywood080** · 03-05-2008, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

i got the majority of it in there, yes

awesome! Knew it would be!

**Football_Bill** · 03-05-2008, 03:05 PM

I call FAG!.... 18 and passing up a piece of ass? If you don't know this supposed BF, what is your problem?

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 03-05-2008, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Football_Bill

I call FAG!.... 18 and passing up a piece of ass? If you don't know this supposed BF, what is your problem?

I second this, when i was 18 my dick got hard everytime the wind changed direction let alone some flirty lil slag teasing in class. If that was me id have taken my pecker out and stuck it in her ear. That will learn her!

**legobricks** · 03-05-2008, 05:22 PM

Wow this thread keeps getting better and better! Hahahahaha! Lets see some pics there handsome! Where is DSM when you need him?

**Rookie1974** · 03-05-2008, 05:59 PM

WTF!!!
in all my years of chasin tail....never didnt know what to do here!
LOL
This is F***** halarious!

**Rookie1974** · 03-05-2008, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Football_Bill

I call FAG!.... 18 and passing up a piece of ass? If you don't know this supposed BF, what is your problem?

Perfect Kick his A**....its a 2 for 1

**J*U*icEd** · 03-05-2008, 07:12 PM

i just think your trying to convince urself that ur not gay...

**Jfew44** · 03-05-2008, 07:55 PM

Im waitin to see what happened today in class haha. Dreaminbig I see ur on here bro. What happened? Is she at ur house right now?

**Mazzive_T** · 03-05-2008, 07:59 PM

r u an idiot?

**DreamingBig** · 03-05-2008, 09:53 PM

It was a snowday today. I'll let u guys know what happens tomorrow.

**DreamingBig** · 03-05-2008, 09:57 PM

It's gonna be the last day before march break so it'll probly happen. What do you guys recommend I do/say when she touches my leg?

**Voice of Reason** · 03-05-2008, 10:20 PM

**Dizz28** · 03-05-2008, 11:18 PM

^^^ I thought it was "everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten" ???????

**wilson9d** · 03-05-2008, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by DreamingBig

I could do alot better than her tho. I'm exceptionally handsome.

Kid, that’s something a mother would say.

When your mom says you’re handsome it means your skinny with zits.

p.s. if she is saying she has a boyfriend and rubbing your crouch it means she wants to f*** with no strings. Or act like she wants to f*** with no strings and trap you. Do you have a 6 figure salary? if not she just wants to f***.

**hugovsilva** · 03-05-2008, 11:32 PM

Ahhhhhhhhh!

The wonders of the AR Lounge.

"Sits back on the chair and enjoys the spectacle."

**Jfew44** · 03-06-2008, 12:45 AM

I miss the snow days. Wish they had snow days for work!

***El Diablo*** · 03-06-2008, 06:25 AM

+1 in the Hall of Shame quotes?

**Ajc330** · 03-06-2008, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Football_Bill

I call FAG!.... 18 and passing up a piece of ass? If you don't know this supposed BF, what is your problem?

that's not entirely true, some people have standards, also some people only like to have sex with someone they care about

***El Diablo*** · 03-06-2008, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by Ajc330

that's not entirely true, some people have standards, also some people only like to have sex with someone they care about

Ur still young Ajc. Wait another 4-5 years..Things WILL change

**Ajc330** · 03-06-2008, 08:01 AM

maybe you're right, only time will tell

***El Diablo*** · 03-06-2008, 08:04 AM

How is NY? Ajc?

**Ajc330** · 03-06-2008, 08:10 AM

well i love the city, just the atmosphere, only an hour drive away and a great way to spend an off day, long island isn't so bad but if you want to go out it's going to cost you $$$, only thing you can really do is play beer pong (i dont drink) recreational drugs (just quit the trees) movies and bowling, but durin the summer the beach is great and the parks are always filled with pickup basketball games and handball (my favorite activity) how is south africa i've always wanted to go to africa, but the sahara part not the westernized area... about that comment diablo, i have been with 4 women total, 2 i have really cared about and 2 one night stands, the sex was great and amazin with the ones i cared about, but the other 2 as soon as i was done i wanted to get outta there so fast and i felt so dirty and th enext morning i felt like shit and regretted it, so i don't do the one night stands anymore, it just don't feel right for me

***El Diablo*** · 03-06-2008, 08:19 AM

.. Ya my next travel will be to NY. But i am a city boy so i wanna stay up in Manhatten somewhere, do some shopping, check out the night life, girls, food, culture, this that and the other. SA is great, im in the capital so it pretty much fine except for the crime, but if u wanna see some Sahara and shyte then i can drive about 45 minutes and im in the bush seeing white lions and cool shite like that. Yeah mate re. the comment, i wasnt blowing you down, i was just saying that when you get older then you dont want to get involved in all the feelings coz with that comes pain and nonsense. So its better having "friends with benefits" like im not saying screw any dirty whore, but ..............

... Give it some time, its not worth all the shyte that comes with involvement bro!

**MASTER** · 03-06-2008, 08:27 AM

Dude, as a guy that is sexy beyond belief, ill lay it down for you. Bend her over and ram the hell out of her, proper pneumatic drill style, in the ass, without lube of course. Unless shes crazy and likes extreme soreness and being confined to a wheelchair every couple of weeks, I guarantee she wont want you to bang her again. Maybe fart a couple of times or something as well, especially when your about to bust a nut.

***El Diablo*** · 03-06-2008, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by MastaAce

Dude, as a guy that is sexy beyond belief, ill lay it down for you. Bend her over and ram the hell out of her, proper pneumatic drill style, in the ass, without lube of course. Unless shes crazy and likes extreme soreness and being confined to a wheelchair every couple of weeks, I guarantee she wont want you to bang her again. Maybe fart a couple of times or something as well, especially when your about to bust a nut.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... fart a couple of times....

**Ajc330** · 03-06-2008, 08:31 AM

i got family in manhattan, you'll have a good time i promise,thx for the words of wisdom

***El Diablo*** · 03-06-2008, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Ajc330

i got family in manhattan, you'll have a good time i promise,thx for the words of wisdom

Pleasure mate...

**Hollywood080** · 03-06-2008, 09:12 AM

**DreamingBig** · 03-06-2008, 10:45 AM

Sry guys. She tried again 2day and I just couldnt do it. I have recently broke up with someone I care about and theres no way I could have sex with someone I don't love. I probly would've asked this girl out too if she didn't come on like a whore.

**Hollywood080** · 03-06-2008, 10:56 AM

**DreamingBig** · 03-06-2008, 11:15 AM

She actually called me a homo, lol.

**DreamingBig** · 03-06-2008, 11:15 AM

I replied by pushing her desk a foot to the right, lol.

**Hollywood080** · 03-06-2008, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by DreamingBig

She actually called me a homo, lol.

How dare she!!!! She does know how good looking you are doesn't she?

**im83931** · 03-06-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by DreamingBig

She actually called me a homo, lol.

She is right! You are a homo.

Youth is wasted on the young.

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 03-06-2008, 11:41 AM

better get use to playing with ur self if you cant throw a few fvcks in to a girl when she is gagging for it. Single life is gay wen there is no pu55y on the go.

**Hollywood080** · 03-06-2008, 11:48 AM

Excuse me uhm God is calling.........

Yeah. He says he wants that penis back.

**Elusive** · 03-06-2008, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by DreamingBig

I could do alot better than her tho. I'm exceptionally handsome.

Wow...

Dude your in highschool. Take it from me, ive been there. Fvck ALL the young girls you can. Your not marrying the girl, who cares what she looks like, as long as shes "fvcKable". If not just get some head. Then

one her