Thread: ****ed Up Girl
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03-06-2008, 11:51 AM #121
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03-06-2008, 11:53 AM #122
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03-06-2008, 01:01 PM #123
this may be one of the funniest threads I've read! I keep lau***ng my ass off at it!
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03-06-2008, 01:07 PM #124
i think this guy is still a virgin. That would explain everything.
No guy I know, that's not a virgin, is afraid of a girl or gets turned off by a girl that's hitting on him. That's like money in the bank, there for the taking
He's a virgin and is afraid to have sex, she puts a lot of pressure on him by overly flirting with him, he gets scared and wants to move desks.... Sounds like the story he's describing
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03-06-2008, 01:09 PM #125
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03-06-2008, 01:28 PM #126
ya, whip your dick out and tell her to suck it if shes serious. youll know.
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03-06-2008, 01:59 PM #127
So the tested up pretty boy youngin could rage and "move a desk" but not get the balls to f*ck the girl? Dude, try some PCT, cause it sounds like you have NO BALLS. And what is this LOVE crap? That crap don't apply till your at least 30, till then be a dog and bang away.
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03-06-2008, 02:38 PM #128
Get back with ur ex and invite the crazy girl over. Do em both that way you can still be with the one you loved, but also get some strange a**
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03-06-2008, 02:58 PM #129
Why not let the poor girl play with the bone?
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03-06-2008, 03:40 PM #130Banned
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pound her in the ass and move on already
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03-06-2008, 03:42 PM #131
We're gonna need you to turn in your "Straight" Card and pick up your analease and denim cutoff shorts to your left.
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03-06-2008, 03:45 PM #132
DSM will be with you shortly
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03-06-2008, 03:46 PM #133
If it were me and she started rubbing my theigh in class, I would pull her hand up, put it on the package and wisper "its ok, you can touch it"
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03-06-2008, 03:47 PM #134
never had that problem in high school though, I went to all boyz prep school. The best thing that would happen in class is someone would rip a nasty silent but deadly fart.
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03-06-2008, 03:49 PM #135
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03-06-2008, 03:55 PM #136
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03-06-2008, 09:00 PM #137Junior Member
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I don't deserve this ****ing shit guys. I've laid lots of times. I have a girlfriend, shes from Canada.
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03-06-2008, 09:32 PM #138
Does this "girl" have a name or have u made one up for her yet? Haha just kiddin bro
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03-06-2008, 09:37 PM #139
K, now I know you're full of shit and not 18 years old yet either. I'm sure you've "laid" lots of time, cough cough bullshit. First you were getting over the love of your life, now you've got a gf but she's in canada? Don't worry man we were all virgins at one time, no need for the stories.
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03-06-2008, 09:38 PM #140
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03-06-2008, 10:53 PM #141
Gentlemen, maybe we need to take it easy on the guy. He has obviously had a rough run of it lately. As you know he is exceptionally handsome, after all he has told us being beautiful is not so easy. On top of that he has lost the love of his life to the great state of Canada. (That’s tough) Then in a futile attempt to burry the pain he has laid lots of times. As we all know after a long period of reckless abandonment we realize that life can be empty alone. Now he has begun to mature from this turbulent time in his life, and some dirty tramp is trying to play on his vulnerable state.
I’ll help you out on this buddy. Make sure that bitch is 18 then have her call me. Tell her I have a horse cock and ill not the bottom out of that shit for her.
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03-06-2008, 11:40 PM #142
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03-06-2008, 11:43 PM #143
lol dude, really yeah man..i dont know..this is too funny
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03-07-2008, 02:42 AM #144
Tell us how ur girlfriend looks like!Is she tall?I am sure she can't be more than 5fg tall...
(fg meaning finger)
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03-07-2008, 03:39 AM #145
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03-07-2008, 07:51 AM #146
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03-07-2008, 08:05 AM #147
holy sh*t...this thread is still alive hahaha! poor lil guy.... too many stories, this kid can't even keep up with himself....
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03-07-2008, 08:24 AM #148
no excuses son.... I am married now, but if I wasn't...whether I was 15 or whatever, I aways knew what to do in these situations and it wasn't to turn and run away...you either got it in you or you don't it is not something you can learn or we can talk you into doing...you need to gain some confidence in your manhood big daddy...or I should say lil daddy. back then in high school it didn't matter who it was, if a girl was rubbing up on me I was a sucker for it.... big girl or small girl or whatever.... I would go in private and do the dirty... then keep them in the closet...their called skeletons
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03-07-2008, 08:25 AM #149
Even Big girls Rockinred?... really? ... ..Like how big?...
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03-07-2008, 08:29 AM #150
it's called skeletons big dogg... I don't let that info out of the closet... Let me put it this way.... when I was in high school and a girl started talking dirty or rubbin on me I wasn't going to be backing out saying "chicken" if ya know what I mean. everyone needs some lovin
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03-07-2008, 08:31 AM #151
No i agree with you 100% Rockin!.. But just give us a littl more clues to how big ur biggest girls where?... Body fat % ? lol
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03-07-2008, 08:31 AM #152
like mopeds man.....I hear ya rockinred. we all got a few in the closet we're not too proud of haha
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03-07-2008, 08:42 AM #154
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03-07-2008, 08:42 AM #155
DreamingBig is still a virgin.
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03-07-2008, 05:22 PM #156
ur girl is probably in Canada someon else while ur being a at ur pus..sy desk at school. Just say, " damm baby ur lips look really soft and sweet. How about we put them to work tonight" thats all it takes. After that you can slap it in her face and bend her over.
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