Eyebrows ?

[thecivilizedanimal]

so i asked my girl to put on her eyebrows while she was fondling me ,

and she gets all ****ing emo....


then i'm a jerk because i want her to have eyebrows on when i **** her ...wtf ?




anyone else have this problem ?

[StoneGRMI]

Say whhhaaaa?

[Pinnacle]

So you wanted her to pencil in eyebrows and she git pissed? Maybe she didn't want the eye liner running after you blew a goober on her forehead?

[SaSqUaDgE]

cant say ive had this problem ha but she shouldnt be pissed ha

[StoneGRMI]

You guys have chicks that don't have eyebrows so they pencil them in?

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

Weird

[Pinnacle]

You guys have chicks that don't have eyebrows so they pencil them in?

god no, my biggest concern is that she'll shave everyday :-)

[wilson9d]

tell her from now on you will flip her over and **** her in the ass. problem solved.

[StoneGRMI]

god no, my biggest concern is that she'll shave everyday :-)

That's good to know. I hate seeing the chicks with drawn on eyebrows at the bars. Looks disgusting.

[thecivilizedanimal]

the eyebrows depend on the girl, i got lots of tattoo's and dont mind some make up on my girls, i got normal looking girls too,

i got used to it with my babymoms ( who is mulatto but looks latino, ) this girl is half native so they suit her.

but not having them does not..



so she put em on..yay.

[wilson9d]

the eyebrows depend on the girl, i got lots of tattoo's and dont mind some make up on my girls, i got normal looking girls too,

i got used to it with my babymoms ( who is mulatto but looks latino, ) this girl is half native so they suit her.

but not having them does not..



so she put em on..yay.

**** her in the ass anyway.

[Timm1704]

**** her in the ass anyway.

word!

[scottythebody]

That's good to know. I hate seeing the chicks with drawn on eyebrows at the bars. Looks disgusting.

Where I live is full of Mexicans and all the girls draw their eyebrows, some of them even get them tatood on their faces

[WEBB]

i know about 4 girls that have em tattooed on....my gr2 teacher did and she was phillipino...but these girls are all white...its weird...

[lovbyts]

That's just f*cked up, you are to demanding. Next you will be asking her to take out or put in her dentures or put in her hearing aid. LOL

I have seen girls with drawn on or tattoo eyebrows and they all look like freaks except maybe one... WHY would you remove, shave, pluck, wax off your eyebrows to just pencil or tattoo them back on???

[WEBB]

well if you wax em off and tattoo em on, you only deal with the waxing once a month or so and they are always on...plus if you dont girls are always pluckin em and messin with em and shit so its a lot easier for the....so i hear....lol

[DSM4Life]

[wilson9d]

creepy

[SMCengineer]

Sexy

[Pinnacle]

shhewwww...I wouldn't f*ck that with WEBB's dick.

[spywizard]

so i asked my girl to put on her eyebrows while she was fondling me ,

and she gets all ****ing emo....


then i'm a jerk because i want her to have eyebrows on when i **** her ...wtf ?




anyone else have this problem ?

I don't do women what don't have eyebrows.. no issues..

[Lexed]

looks like the forehead never ends

[scottythebody]

[Pinnacle]

I don't do women what don't have eyebrows.. no issues..

You could give her a monkey face...

monkeyface


Monkeyface is a slang term for a sexual technique focused on degradation of the victim (see Donkeypunch). The technique is usually performed by a male on a female, and as such has strong misogynist overtones. Like other terms of its kind, the main function of the term is to get shock value and humor through describing the technique to others.

Procedure

The technique involves the man first completely shaving his pubic hair and placing it all where it can be easily reached, e.g. a bedside table. The man then has his woman perform fellatio on him to completion. As the man ejaculates, he attempts to coat the woman's face with his semen. Upon finishing, the man then grabs all of his loose pubic hair, throws it so that it sticks to the woman's face, and then points and yells, "Monkeyface!"

This technique is also referred to as the Abraham Lincoln because of the resulting beard. In some variations, the man does not cut his pubic hair first, but instead rips out a fistful at orgasm. Often, the man may rip out his partner's pubic hair instead, which creates the far more eye-watering 'Baboonchops'.
"haha... look, monkeyface!"

[Amorphic]

weirdest thread of the day haha

[D-Unit 39]

Chicks who pencil their eyebrows on are nasty

[Big]

I don't do women what don't have eyebrows.. no issues..

exactly^

[WEBB]

shhewwww...I wouldn't f*ck that with WEBB's dick.

thanks man...i would fuk her with my dik though.....