Anal Fantasies thread (Anal Sex discussion)

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 10:01 AM

Its been a while I haven't started a Anal thread so here it is. I know it will upset some ppl but what the heck.

I think title says it all.

***G-1000*** · 05-27-2008, 10:25 AM

why not just post anal sex stories.

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

why not just post anal sex stories.

Hey go right ahead. I am fine with that. Make sure the thread dont get locked.

**mr newbreed** · 05-27-2008, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Hey go right ahead. I am fine with that. Make sure the thread dont get locked.

dude the pic in your aviator is awesome

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by mr newbreed

dude the pic in your aviator is awesome

wait till i put on the other on e...lol

**Renesis** · 05-27-2008, 10:35 AM

Nothing like getting drunk with a chick who has never had anal sex and offering it to her? Shes like ok sure! Then when you see them walking the next day is the best >D

***G-1000*** · 05-27-2008, 10:35 AM

I started having sex when I was 15, but it wasn't until my senior year of high school that I really started experimenting.

Me, my boyfriend, his best friend, and his girlfriend decided we were going to do a foursome, just having sex with our partners and watching the other couple. None of us had done anything like it before but we were all into the idea. And after downing the better part of a bottle of rum, any lingering inhibitions any of us might've had were gone.

It still started a little slow, but soon we were happily screwing away and getting a great show watching each others ****. This went on for about 15 minutes then my boyfriend's friend said he had a surprise for me. (My boyfriend was in on it by the way, since he'd just rolled me on top so I was riding him) Before I, or the other girl, knew what was going on, the friend had pulled out of his girlfriend, slid over, and was halfway into my butt. I screamed, half from surprise, half from the sudden intensity (I'd done anal twice before but obviously never a DP like this).

The girl started yelling at him for suddenly being in me, and how we never agreed to swap, etc. I was too stunned to say much at all and just let them do it to me. A couple minutes later I finally said something like, "Oh my god this is amazing", and surprised everyone by really getting into it then. The other girl was still really pissed, but quieted down when she saw how into I was and how wildly the 3 of us were ****ing by then. The guys of course loved it. The whole DP only lasted about 5 minutes before the guys both came, but it seemed longer to me.

We laid around talking for a bit and about 45 minutes later the guys had it back up and doubled the other girl. She never got as wildly into as I did that time, but she had a great time with it too.

After getting together a couple other times and doing the same things, the other girl and I decided we wanted to experiment with each other without the guys, which led to my first bi experience. But that's a different story.

***G-1000*** · 05-27-2008, 10:36 AM

The first time that I had anal sex was the first time I had sex.

It was a Saturday night, my boyfriend call me to go over to his place and go swimming in his private pool. Since I had nothing to do, I said sure.

After we swam for an hour or so, I told him that I need to wash up and get change. So I went to his big, huge bathroom, and was washing. Suddenly he came in and said that he wanted to wash me, that sounded like fun so I said yes.

The next thing I knew, he stripped off my bathing suit and was down licking my *****. It felt great. Then, he jammed his finger up my vagina. I had never ever had a finger up there before. It felt kinda weird but I felt the pleasure. Then without warning, he slipped on a condom and jammed his big cock up my *****, and and pump it in and out so fast that I screamed. He didn't even stopped. He was so into it. After 5 minutes of his pumping in and out, and 5 minutes of pain, I started to feel the pleasure.

Next, he told off his condom and slipped on a new one. He told me to suck his cock, and I did. Then he told me to get on my knees, I did and then he jammed his 9.5 inches cock into my hole! I scream as loud as I can, but he didn't stop. Then he eased up and went slowly, it felt so good. Now every Saturday, we go over to his place to have sex.

And while I am typing this out, I have two vibrators with me. One in my vagina, and one up my ass.

**Lexed** · 05-27-2008, 10:39 AM

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 10:39 AM

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**CheddaNips** · 05-27-2008, 10:40 AM

gixxer i hope these arent in the first person. . . lol

Whore

**Renesis** · 05-27-2008, 10:48 AM

Wtf!!!!!!!???????

**mr newbreed** · 05-27-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Renesis

Wtf!!!!!!!???????

**chopper9451** · 05-27-2008, 11:21 AM

ummm... k. just give er the ol donkey punch

**RuhlFreak55** · 05-27-2008, 11:30 AM

u dumb dumbs he's copy pasting stories

***G-1000*** · 05-27-2008, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

u dumb dumbs he's copy pasting stories

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

u dumb dumbs he's copy pasting stories

still waiting for urs

**G4R** · 05-27-2008, 11:33 AM

Lets just rename this thread "Penthouse Forum".... wow, haha

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

OMG thats what u did.........At least u did it

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by going4ripped

Lets just rename this thread "Penthouse Forum".... wow, haha

Yeah,...sounds about right.

**Diary of a Mad-man** · 05-27-2008, 12:21 PM

There were no replies for a long time.........everyone was probably beating it to a copy and paste from a dude lolz

^^^^^it looks funny with the jackoff thing pumping the pissing squirrel from behind...fyi^^^^^

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Diary of a Mad-man

There were no replies for a long time.........everyone was probably beating it to a copy and paste from a dude lolz

^^^^^it looks funny with the jackoff thing pumping the pissing squirrel from behind...fyi^^^^^

**calgarian** · 05-27-2008, 02:12 PM

Thats all for fantasies?

**RuhlFreak55** · 05-27-2008, 05:01 PM

i don't get none so i've got no stories

**CheddaNips** · 05-27-2008, 05:49 PM

lol the monkey is pissing on a guy whacking it.

a lil 2 girls 1 cup for my tastes

**DSM4Life** · 05-27-2008, 06:00 PM

**chopper9451** · 05-27-2008, 07:32 PM

the golden shower! what a sight!

**inky-e** · 05-27-2008, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

I started having sex when I was 15, but it wasn't until my senior year of high school that I really started experimenting.

Me, my boyfriend, his best friend, and his girlfriend decided we were going to do a foursome, just having sex with our partners and watching the other couple. None of us had done anything like it before but we were all into the idea. And after downing the better part of a bottle of rum, any lingering inhibitions any of us might've had were gone.

It still started a little slow, but soon we were happily screwing away and getting a great show watching each others ****. This went on for about 15 minutes then my boyfriend's friend said he had a surprise for me. (My boyfriend was in on it by the way, since he'd just rolled me on top so I was riding him) Before I, or the other girl, knew what was going on, the friend had pulled out of his girlfriend, slid over, and was halfway into my butt. I screamed, half from surprise, half from the sudden intensity (I'd done anal twice before but obviously never a DP like this).

The girl started yelling at him for suddenly being in me, and how we never agreed to swap, etc. I was too stunned to say much at all and just let them do it to me. A couple minutes later I finally said something like, "Oh my god this is amazing", and surprised everyone by really getting into it then. The other girl was still really pissed, but quieted down when she saw how into I was and how wildly the 3 of us were ****ing by then. The guys of course loved it. The whole DP only lasted about 5 minutes before the guys both came, but it seemed longer to me.

We laid around talking for a bit and about 45 minutes later the guys had it back up and doubled the other girl. She never got as wildly into as I did that time, but she had a great time with it too.

After getting together a couple other times and doing the same things, the other girl and I decided we wanted to experiment with each other without the guys, which led to my first bi experience. But that's a different story.

Damn! I was really exited to read your story and then you hit me with this "my boyfriend thing" and I had to stop....for a second then I read more and I had to stop...then I read the rest......twice! DAMN! I need to see my wife naked NOW!!!!

**spywizard** · 05-27-2008, 09:47 PM

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 05-27-2008, 10:39 PM

There was poo on my weiner once. I was sad.

**chopper9451** · 05-27-2008, 10:52 PM

eanough about pooo on ar! what ever happened to cleavage and apple bottoms?

**thegodfather** · 05-28-2008, 12:20 AM

hmm...well heres a story....my ex came over one night, she was always a little bit of a freak...but I dont know what got into her... So she goes down on me and starts blowing me, then she moves down and starts sucking my balls...she then moves lower to the taint and starts licking there and then goes even lower and starts licking my asshole, and pretty soon has her whole mouth around it really going to town. Never had that before and it was a pretty crazy feeling...So then she says to turn her over and **** her in the ass, never did that either...So I flip her over and Im pounding the shit out of her asshole for a little bit...then she pushes me off her, and goes straight to blowing me as hard as she can after I was just in her ass...then she goes back to licking my asshole again...and i end up cuming on her face.... Too bad she was such a ****in psycho and I had to ditch her, she was a complete freak in bed...

**Psychotron** · 05-28-2008, 07:46 AM

My first experience with anal wasn't until my senior year of college. I started dating this girl who turned out to be a Jesus freak. She sad no vaginal sex. Things started out slowly with hand jobs, blow jobs, etc. Then one day in bed the conversation lead somewhere and she said "No sex" and I said "Do you do anal?" jokingly and she said yea. lol Well, after that I think I had anal every night for about 3 months before the relationship split when she told me Jesus said she couldn't be with me. Oh well, good times, the last night I saw her we had vaginal intercourse. Whole thing confused me, I think anal would look worse to Jesus and pals.

**ChuckLee** · 05-28-2008, 07:53 AM

Anal fantasies...uhmmm...never heard of ass to mouth?

**calgarian** · 05-28-2008, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by ChuckLee

Anal fantasies...uhmmm...never heard of ass to mouth?

Can I have ur ex # I will explain to her....lol

**calgarian** · 05-28-2008, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

My first experience with anal wasn't until my senior year of college. I started dating this girl who turned out to be a Jesus freak. She sad no vaginal sex. Things started out slowly with hand jobs, blow jobs, etc. Then one day in bed the conversation lead somewhere and she said "No sex" and I said "Do you do anal?" jokingly and she said yea. lol Well, after that I think I had anal every night for about 3 months before the relationship split when she told me Jesus said she couldn't be with me. Oh well, good times, the last night I saw her we had vaginal intercourse. Whole thing confused me, I think anal would look worse to Jesus and pals.

Look at the bright side...........in bold

**Timm1704** · 05-28-2008, 01:07 PM

lol what a fvcking thread!

My first go at anal sex was actually a triple accomplishment, after which i immediately text my buddy to boast about my trifecta!

I managed to have sex with number 20, christen my car AND get my brown wings all in the same shag!

**calgarian** · 05-28-2008, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

lol what a fvcking thread!

My first go at anal sex was actually a triple accomplishment, after which i immediately text my buddy to boast about my trifecta!

I managed to have sex with number 20, christen my car AND get my brown wings all in the same shag!

yes it is about that...lol