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    I am calling bull shshs on "protein farts"

    My diet is not to far off from keto...I eat carbs after lifting weights, and carb up every now and again......I do NOT fart at all, not at all when protein + fat is all I eat . I can go days without farting on protein and fat only time perdiods. I dont fart until i eat carbs.

    carbs are what make you fart, not protein. at least with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04 View Post
    My diet is not to far off from keto...I eat carbs after lifting weights, and carb up every now and again......I do NOT fart at all, not at all when protein + fat is all I eat . I can go days without farting on protein and fat only time perdiods. I dont fart until i eat carbs.

    carbs are what make you fart, not protein. at least with me.

    Sounds like you really know your sh*t....err farts

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04 View Post
    My diet is not to far off from keto...I eat carbs after lifting weights, and carb up every now and again......I do NOT fart at all, not at all when protein + fat is all I eat . I can go days without farting on protein and fat only time perdiods. I dont fart until i eat carbs.

    carbs are what make you fart, not protein. at least with me.

    Usually gas, or protein farts as you call it, is associated with over-consumption of protein. But you knew that already, right?

    Fibrous carb sources can cause intestinal distress as well. Good for you for being observant!


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    the things that give me gas are dairy and food cooked with a lot of oil

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    You make it sound like farting is a bad thing, which is not

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    AHH farting is great, nothing like it. Although this little dude let on rip at the gym the other night and man.... It was enough to gag a maggot
    I also like the pre workout Dump

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    If someone lets one rip, it smells bad, and you can't roll your window down...who cares what caused it, it's a surplus of energy in the lower digestive tract that the bacteria are enjoying at the time. No matter what it is, he who dealt it enjoys it, and innocent bi standards don't appreciate.

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    not sure if this is protein related fart..

    but go buy one of those EGG BEATERS.. the liquid egg thing,, n drink the whole thing in like a 6 hour period.. do that for 3 day straight..

    and than let us know.
    hehehehehe

    True , i do fart a lot less on whey and other protein shakes..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    I also like the pre workout Dump
    i love the pre workout dump. i cant get my swell on unless i unload first! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by teufelhundenjwa View Post
    Sounds like you really know your sh*t....err farts
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    The guys that work for me are now scared to get in the armada with me, i get some serious farts working all day, the kind that linger and linger. When they screw up, i say "get in the truck and let's talk"....

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    And people accuse me on starting too many anal threads........

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    eggs make me fart...stank too, not sure if it is the protein though.

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    The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts. So while protein may not cause the biggest volume of farts, foods rich in protein tend to be lethal. Whey protien might not make to the point of fermentation as often. You don't want to go on a road trip with me.

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    Haha, this winter I was going on a ski trip, me driving, someone in the passanger seat, and a dude and his gf in the back seat. I was letting out some serious silent but deadly's. I refused to accept blame and kept putting it on the guy with the gf with him, I put on a good show without laughing or anything and she bought it.

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    i add a horse vitamin supplement to my whey protein skakes, tastes bad going down, tastes bad when you belch it, and when i pass it, it dont only stink, it burns! it reads on the label...........guaranteed to put a hundred pounds on your horse in 6 weeks....

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    It doesn't matter where it comes from, over eating too much of any group that causes it to be shitted out will always cause more farts. Your farts are the by-product of bacteria chowing down on your feces.

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    Syntha 6 = Gas

    I love Synthas 6 too, just couldn't handle the gas from it, oir shall I say the people around me couldn't handle so I dropped it out of respect.
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