Right time for an adult question(do not look at this thread if your easily offended)

**spywizard** · 06-10-2008, 07:19 AM

In the words of sam kinison

"I've been in love with every woman i have ever had sex with, it might have been for a very short time, but i loved everyone of them"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3HPZ...eature=related

**Dukkit** · 06-10-2008, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

In the words of sam kinison

"I've been in love with every woman i have ever had sex with, it might have been for a very short time, but i loved everyone of them"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3HPZ...eature=related

those are words i live by. i love every women i have sex with. whether its for 10 mins. or 10 years.

**SMCengineer** · 06-10-2008, 07:56 AM

If you guys can't get off from a blow job, you should fvck her first right up to the point of cumming and make her finish you off with a blow job. That way half the work is done and if you're like me you get a perveted pleasure from the girl sticking your cock in her mouth after it's been inside her. Or you could tell her how you like it. Try telling her to suck it harder or to go as deep as she can. Obviously, don't make it sound like instructions just make it sound you know what you want. There's also things she could do with her hand that I won't get into because it probably won't sound right.

**calgarian** · 06-10-2008, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Blome

If you guys can't get off from a blow job, you should fvck her first right up to the point of cumming and make her finish you off with a blow job. That way half the work is done and if you're like me you get a perveted pleasure from the girl sticking your cock in her mouth after it's been inside her. Or you could tell her how you like it. Try telling her to suck it harder or to go as deep as she can. Obviously, don't make it sound like instructions just make it sound you know what you want. There's also things she could do with her hand that I won't get into because it probably won't sound right.

You my friend are a Sr. Blow Analyzer

**BITTAPART2** · 06-10-2008, 08:08 AM

my only complaint is frequency! I have had some teethy ass bj's b4 though, ruins the whole moment for me, usually those chicks got dug the hell out hard core as punishment for the shittty bj. But I must say i got me a keeper and i could give a shizzlenit that practice made perfect because Im reaping the benefits now. Damn I want a bj now

**thecivilizedanimal** · 06-10-2008, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

A more truthful statement has never been spoken..

it's like a moped though, you want to take one for a ride, but you dont want anyone to see you doing it..

but this is going too far, you need to just say no to cubbies..

is this going to far ?

this was the throat i ****ed ( 8"s i wqas ahmmering her throat harder then ive ****ed most girls pussies, it was incredible ,,

for more info check out the almost public sex thread

**MFT81** · 06-10-2008, 01:13 PM

During my 2nd deployment, I used to fck around with this chick from another unit that we sharred barricks with.

My God, that was the best bj and sex ive ever had,

As far as the actual bj perfect but what was over the top was her hands during the bj.

she had like three diff strokes,

1. one hand up and down with a twist while sucking. basic, but a great start.

2. two hands one on top of the other with alternating twists. Left hand twist in, Right hand twist out, and vice versa while sucking

3. two hands clasped together while sucking.

plus she was not a stranger to the balls cuping and licking. and she even high fived my taint with her tounge as well.

One time she came up to my room, got on top of me and rode me till I got off. I kept telling her to stop cause I was going to get off and she just smiled and went faster. I busted and then she got off me and left. I dont even think she said one word the entire 4 mins.

Amazing, ill never forget her.

**batlin** · 06-10-2008, 01:16 PM

DAMN guys... this is sad...
I have had one BAD one (teeth) but i have had MANY MANY MANY good ones and a few GREAT ones.... but of course.. even the bad one.. was still better then nothin!!!!

**wantmoremass** · 06-10-2008, 02:19 PM

the only ones i don't like are the toothy bj's. i don't get off easily by mouth alone - has to be a very talented one. when it happens though - phenomenal

**shield11** · 06-10-2008, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal

is this going to far ?

this was the throat i ****ed ( 8"s i wqas ahmmering her throat harder then ive ****ed most girls pussies, it was incredible ,,

for more info check out the almost public sex thread

shes banging bro, looks young in 2nd pic

**FallenWyvern** · 06-10-2008, 08:37 PM

When I am ever am feeling down, I always think about some guy waiting at a bus stop and then I tell myself that I am blessed.

I will now think about you guys that have never had a good BJ.

**Nicotine** · 06-10-2008, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by shield11

I have never had a good blowjob, ive had an ok one once but that was still pretty crap is it just me or anyone else got this problem?

ok...... this reply may freak you out.

but, being a gay guy myself......

guys know what guys like......

the worst head i've ever gotten, was FANTASTIC.

**WEBB** · 06-10-2008, 08:52 PM

a bad BJ is like pizza, even if it sucks its still not that bad....

**wilson9d** · 06-10-2008, 08:55 PM

lazy bitches you need a good hooker they make their money on volume. so shell nock it out real quick

**SMCengineer** · 06-10-2008, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by wilson9d

lazy bitches you need a good hooker they make their money on volume. so shell nock it out real quick

that's capitalism baby

**Bojangles69** · 06-10-2008, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by shield11

I have never had a good blowjob, ive had an ok one once but that was still pretty crap is it just me or anyone else got this problem?

One thing I've noticed is the best blowjobs I've got were not by longterm hard to get chicks but the easy to get sluttier type.

Best I ever got happened an hour after I met this girl, she was a complete slut, but is the exact reason till this day that I still go for easy girls.

The fact is some girls jut don't like doing it same way a lot of men don't like to eat clams. Also because so many men actually prefer different techniques once a women thinks she has it mastered she soon finds otherwise.

Best girls know not to use hands, don't go fast or slow but variate speeds in response to moans or verbal cues like "you fvckn slut I love you". And another thing I've learned is going down on them and knowing how to put them in a state they're not use to & no matter how they're use to performing its like the difference between buying a lollipop for 50 cents and the same lollipop again for 10 bucks.
If you don't give the lollipop value you'll find people biting on it or mistreating it in general.

**Kratos** · 06-10-2008, 10:58 PM

The worst bj I ever had was pretty freakin good, idk what you guys are talking about in the bad bj crowd. I get wood just thinking about one.

**Bojangles69** · 06-11-2008, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

The worst bj I ever had was pretty freakin good, idk what you guys are talking about in the bad bj crowd. I get wood just thinking about one.

If you lived on an island for 10 years eating coconuts and worms than someone threw a rotten steak in front of your face.. you might think that was good too. =]

**Johnny_Rotten** · 06-11-2008, 05:13 AM

I'm with you Amorphic,

i can't remember ever cumming from a BJ.

**juicy_brucy** · 06-11-2008, 06:01 AM

outta all the girls I've ever dated and fuct... I've only ever had good blow jobs from 3 girls, and one of them loves being skull fuct. Outside of these incidents, I've had nothing but lazy bj's that suck. Vagina is where it is at for me...

**thecivilizedanimal** · 06-11-2008, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by shield11

shes banging bro, looks young in 2nd pic

turns 21 soon.

yeah we found out last night her tits are between an f and a g,

ahhaha she's going to school to be a cop , hahahaha

i'll have to get her to do my glutes

**calgarian** · 06-11-2008, 08:02 AM

I AM OFFENDED..

All you bitches are getting a b/j for me its been 2 months.

**abbot138** · 06-11-2008, 08:59 AM

Find a stripper homey. Every stripper blow job I've ever had has been quality. Or mention to the next girl your with that you've never had a REALLLLY good blow job, they take it as a personal challenge

**juicy_brucy** · 06-11-2008, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by abbot138

Find a stripper homey. Every stripper blow job I've ever had has been quality.

LOLOLOL!!!! just make sure she doesn't have any open sores on her mouth... Community mouths can be dangerous.

**calgarian** · 06-11-2008, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by juicy_brucy

LOLOLOL!!!! just make sure she doesn't have any open sores on her mouth... Community mouths can be dangerous.

How u r going to check by Frenching her???

**abbot138** · 06-11-2008, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by juicy_brucy

LOLOLOL!!!! just make sure she doesn't have any open sores on her mouth... Community mouths can be dangerous.

LMAO! Thats the first thing i thought of after I posted that....Yeah be sure to give her mouth a full inspection before proceeding with blow job.

**BigLittleTim** · 06-11-2008, 01:20 PM

q: Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?

a: She knows she's given her last blow job ever.

-BigLittleTim

**shield11** · 06-11-2008, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal

turns 21 soon.

yeah we found out last night her tits are between an f and a g,

ahhaha she's going to school to be a cop , hahahaha

i'll have to get her to do my glutes

Any chance you wanna share her?

***Doc.Sust*** · 06-11-2008, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by assman2323

i never heard of a bad bj??? r u kidding me?

agreed! there are just some that are better or worse than others. all are ok with me. even the not so great!

**Bojangles69** · 06-11-2008, 08:19 PM

I hate to say it but the reason some girls give bad BJ's to begin is because of the guys who fail to recognize some women just suck at it. (no pun intended)

**thecivilizedanimal** · 06-11-2008, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by shield11

Any chance you wanna share her?

hahah i might not mind...lol

i'll be ready to give her away after another 3 weeks ( they stay fresh 1 month max )

so throatyjuggs mcgee is coming by tonight.......

yeeeeyeeeeee

asked if i had condoms

**Bojangles69** · 06-11-2008, 08:30 PM

Yeh the whole throat fvcking thing is just not me.

Oral sex to me is where one person performs on another, not where one sits there like a whole in a wall and gets pounded away on.

Regular sex at least the chick has nerves she can derive pleasure from but screwing a motionless head is like stealing pleasure when the person should want and know how to give it to you.

But hey w/e floats your boat.

**shield11** · 06-11-2008, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal

hahah i might not mind...lol

i'll be ready to give her away after another 3 weeks ( they stay fresh 1 month max )

so throatyjuggs mcgee is coming by tonight.......

yeeeeyeeeeee

asked if i had condoms

ok pm in 3 weeks

**MgpGator** · 06-12-2008, 01:12 AM

never been a big fan of the bj-rather dig it out...I don't like to stereotype but the only head I can enjoy is from Jewish chicks. is it just me?

**gst528i** · 06-12-2008, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by MgpGator

never been a big fan of the bj-rather dig it out...I don't like to stereotype but the only head I can enjoy is from Jewish chicks. is it just me?

so your saying jewish keeps give good head?

**BigLittleTim** · 06-12-2008, 10:44 AM

Tell it to Monica!

**MgpGator** · 06-13-2008, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by gst528i

so your saying jewish keeps give good head?

huh?

**beatango2008** · 06-13-2008, 08:36 PM

I love blowjobs if its bad or not, it turns me on so much when a girl is doing it I dont have hardy any problem getting off accept after my third one maybe lol