Its Official

[TJM7275]

Alright, so you guys know I have been banging this cougar...Margo. She's freakin unbelieveable hot with nice cans, perfect tummy, just all around hot. Anywho tonight was my birthday and she wanted to take me out for dinner and give me my present. I'm thinking ass, so I was all excited because she lets me do whatever I want. Well we had a nice dinner and she introduced me to five of her girlfriends. Had a good time, let them feel my muscles, and then went back to her place. She really went all out with candles, scents and all that crap. I was kinda thinking she wants a boy toy and was I ever right. She got me a Brietling watch for my present. A $5,000.00 watch... you believe that shit. I felt bad and said I couldn't take it but she insisted. She said the only thing she wants is a few nights a week of great sex and for me to be her date at certain functions she has to attend...PLUS she said she would buy me my cycles. I think she got some huge settlement from her ex. Anyone else a boy toy??? I was feeling bad, but thats all she wants from me and I can deal with it!!!
I will post a picture tomorrow of the watch...assed out tired right now

[warchild]

lucky guy...happy bday

[SMCengineer]

You lucky fvcker. I want a chick like that.

[naturalsux]

You lucky fvcker. I want a chick like that.

X2 on that. congrats and keep her around for a while.

[jsinur7]

yeah, being a boy toy is great... ive had my rent paid for a year up front, my car customized, and taken on a few vacations... even been shared... gotta love the free spirit of the older women...

[jsinur7]

where you meet yours... i find them in clubs, easiest place is a fancy hotel in a business area... the women come and go doing business and you wait int he bar and they just walk up... they come with gifts and like scheduling shit with you for when they are in town...

[bmg]

i fuked my older neighbor and then she offered me pizza afterward... does that count?

btw... i ate that pizza

[jsinur7]

i fuked my older neighbor and then she offered me pizza afterward... does that count?

btw... i ate that pizza

Babt Steps... Baby Steps... lol... Its A Start... lol

[IronReload04]

dude......thats awesome

[g0dsend]

I think she got some huge settlement from her ex

Its simple, all you got to do is be her bitch for a while. Propose to her and marry her, but make sure she dosn't sign a prenup. Then divorce her and you got half of everything she gots.

[gst528i]

wow, i wanna a cougar now..

[Amorphic]

dude, go get married now.

[wascaptain5214]

i didnt get a watch but.........i had this gal that i was taking care of on the side. she gave me a gold tooth her dad took off a dead jap in wwII.

[calgarian]

Alright, so you guys know I have been banging this cougar...Margo. She's freakin unbelieveable hot with nice cans, perfect tummy, just all around hot. Anywho tonight was my birthday and she wanted to take me out for dinner and give me my present. I'm thinking ass, so I was all excited because she lets me do whatever I want. Well we had a nice dinner and she introduced me to five of her girlfriends. Had a good time, let them feel my muscles, and then went back to her place. She really went all out with candles, scents and all that crap. I was kinda thinking she wants a boy toy and was I ever right. She got me a Brietling watch for my present. A $5,000.00 watch... you believe that shit. I felt bad and said I couldn't take it but she insisted. She said the only thing she wants is a few nights a week of great sex and for me to be her date at certain functions she has to attend...PLUS she said she would buy me my cycles. I think she got some huge settlement from her ex. Anyone else a boy toy??? I was feeling bad, but thats all she wants from me and I can deal with it!!!
I will post a picture tomorrow of the watch...assed out tired right now

Man whore?

Good for u TJ Told u something better will come around and I was right yet again.

[Dukkit]

yea boy!! when i got your text last night i was sleeping. but i woke up and it had me cracking the fvck up man!! thats sweet. email me and we can discuss her friends.

[Dukkit]

Man whore?

Good for u TJ Told u something better will come around and I was right yet again.

your always right pops!!

[Dukkit]

man, im regretting not becoming this chicks boy toy. it was like last fall. i met this old head who was short and cute. redhead. i thought she was like 35. we met on a fri night. i ended up staying at her house till mon. after we had sex for the first time on that fri she told me she was 48!! i was like holy cow. you look good for 48. she had a very nice house and car. at that point my car was starting to die so she mentioned that she would hook me up with hers cuz she was thinking about getting a new one. well she wanted more then just sex. she wanted that emotional shit to. so i kinda had to distance myself. cuz no way was i letting a 48 year old get attached to me. now i wish i would of just stuck it out and maybe she would of died young and left me everything!! damn!!

[TJM7275]

Dukki, Like I said last night bro.... Already working on it for you and Abbot. Her friends are pretty freakin hot too. Margo is the best though... Bro, when we met up with them and they asked if I had friends you two came right to mind. She is taking me to Lake George this Saturday and Sunday. She wants to hit the lake, go out to eat, and have a f*** fest!!!

[Dukkit]

Dukki, Like I said last night bro.... Already working on it for you and Abbot. Her friends are pretty freakin hot too. Margo is the best though... Bro, when we met up with them and they asked if I had friends you two came right to mind. She is taking me to Lake George this Saturday and Sunday. She wants to hit the lake, go out to eat, and have a f*** fest!!!

sounds like a perfect weekend to me bro!!

[jsinur7]

so how'd you meet her?

[calgarian]

Dukki, Like I said last night bro.... Already working on it for you and Abbot. Her friends are pretty freakin hot too. Margo is the best though... Bro, when we met up with them and they asked if I had friends you two came right to mind. She is taking me to Lake George this Saturday and Sunday. She wants to hit the lake, go out to eat, and have a f*** fest!!!

You forget me
I am not talking to you.

[calgarian]

your always right pops!!

I know.....I told ur mom to use condoms but she didnt and look what we got.....I am proud to be your father.

[Dukkit]

I know.....I told ur mom to use condoms but she didnt and look what we got.....I am proud to be your father.

oh shit, i forgot. email me, i gotta talk to you about what we discussed yesterday

[Dukkit]

TJM..... sent ya an email bro.

[calgarian]

Dukki, Like I said last night bro.... Already working on it for you and Abbot. Her friends are pretty freakin hot too. Margo is the best though... Bro, when we met up with them and they asked if I had friends you two came right to mind. She is taking me to Lake George this Saturday and Sunday. She wants to hit the lake, go out to eat, and have a f*** fest!!!

I emailed u too.

[Dukkit]

I emailed u too.

well arent we just a big happy family, cuz i just emailed you also

[calgarian]

well arent we just a big happy family, cuz i just emailed you also

Sorry TJ for hacking ur thread...but Son I just replied to u

[Dukkit]

[TJM7275]

Here's my baby boys....Shit is PIMP

[Dukkit]

yea. i put it up as my background on my phone when you texted me it. hahaha. i open up my phone and start to crack up. my coworkers think im going loony.

[calgarian]

yea. i put it up as my background on my phone when you texted me it. hahaha. i open up my phone and start to crack up. my coworkers think im going loony.

I thought they knew that you already are....lol

[Dukkit]

I thought they knew that you already are....lol

well i try and act a tad normal when theyre around. but lately ive been slacking and they have seen the real me.

[calgarian]

well i try and act a tad normal when theyre around. but lately ive been slacking and they have seen the real me.

oh..ok Make sense

[Panzerfaust]

You SOB's make me sick and you should be ashamed of yourself. Do you have no self respect? How could you let a woman pay for everything? Bunch of swine I say.




























































Umm...where can I find one of these Cougars?

[Dukkit]

You SOB's make me sick and you should be ashamed of yourself. Do you have no self respect? How could you let a woman pay for everything? Bunch of swine I say.


























































Umm...where can I find one of these Cougars?

haha. well TJM found her at the gym i believe. I found mine at the super market. so just keep your eyes open

[calgarian]

FROM NOW ON I AM GOING TO GYM WHEN ITS OPEN....fvck U TJ AND DUKKY

[Dukkit]

FROM NOW ON I AM GOING TO GYM WHEN ITS OPEN....fvck U TJ AND DUKKY

aww, is big daddy jealous!!

[calgarian]

aww, is big daddy jealous!!

Nah I am just pissed cause u guys are lucky

[TJM7275]

I did find her at the gym.... I made my move after she eye f***ed me a couple times. Keep searching bro, you will get one. A lot easier to get a cougar than a young hottie. You really don't even need any game. Margo loves taking me places... She took me shopping and bought me some new clothes and everything. P{ays for my haircuts and dinners... I just went up to her and said " i noticed you here before and I just have to tell you how amazing you look. You should be very proud of what you have accomplished with you physical appearence.... very beautiful.." That was it.... Took her to dinner and hit it that night. Oh yeah, when i first talked to her she asked if i thought she was a little to old for me.... Just said, well age is nothing but a number to me, but if its a problem for you I understand... Confidence guys... thats all it is!! Walk like you don't have a care in the world and woman are impressed by that.

NOTHING TO DO WITH LUCK C....... CONFIDENCE!!!.
If you ask a girl out and she says no, what happens? Nothing, who care, go find another one. You cant let it get you down and some guys do. I could care less if a girl regects me... Their are 5 more who wont!!!
I'm not even a pretty boy like my man Dukki...lol, just messing brother. I just don't care. Don't be a d***, just act like you don't care. That "player" crap does not work. Yeah you get the ass but then you make them mad and they never wanna see you again. Why not be honest and keep hitting it. Thats my philosophy at least

[Dukkit]

I did find her at the gym.... I made my move after she eye f***ed me a couple times. Keep searching bro, you will get one. A lot easier to get a cougar than a young hottie. You really don't even need any game. Margo loves taking me places... She took me shopping and bought me some new clothes and everything. P{ays for my haircuts and dinners... I just went up to her and said " i noticed you here before and I just have to tell you how amazing you look. You should be very proud of what you have accomplished with you physical appearence.... very beautiful.." That was it.... Took her to dinner and hit it that night. Oh yeah, when i first talked to her she asked if i thought she was a little to old for me.... Just said, well age is nothing but a number to me, but if its a problem for you I understand... Confidence guys... thats all it is!! Walk like you don't have a care in the world and woman are impressed by that.

we're not worthy, we're not worthy!!