Pick Ruhl's Date: The Poll

[RuhlFreak55]

I'M NOT AT SCHOOL TILL SUNDAY BECAUSE OF CAR TROUBLE TODAY DAMNIT!!!!!!!! why does no one listen to me.....don't screw up number one because my truck is a piece of shit

[RuhlFreak55]

you may actually get me to do this.....but not today or tomorrow, i'm not there

[RuhlFreak55]

and you all already know i want morgan.....well i want 'em all who am i kidding....cept the gay guy.....he's....well he's gay.....and i'm not lol

[Amorphic]

dammit ruhl. go take a taxi or something

[RuhlFreak55]

dammit ruhl. go take a taxi or something

one of my brother's took the green bronco to a party so i really can't even conceivably get back there

[SVTmuscle]

Ok this is what you do.
You set up a meeting with someone
You bring a wing man, not on the date, but to first scope things out...and if it isn't a 52 year old man with 2 cocks, then go in for the lay!

[dan991]

one of my brother's took the green bronco to a party so i really can't even conceivably get back there

You are a total dumbass. Seriously. Dude, you drove away from *****? WTF?

How far away do are you from there now?

[Bojangles69]

Ok this is what you do.
You set up a meeting with someone
You bring a wing man, not on the date, but to first scope things out...and if it isn't a 52 year old man with 2 cocks, then go in for the lay!

And if it is a 52 year old man with 2 cox just give him svts aim.

[RuhlFreak55]

You are a total dumbass. Seriously. Dude, you drove away from *****? WTF?

How far away do are you from there now?

i explained this....i had to get my truck in the shop....it's not running right.....i'm not making any of this up and if my truck was running i'd prolly be getting ready to go to this club vogue right now

[Bojangles69]

I'M NOT AT SCHOOL TILL SUNDAY BECAUSE OF CAR TROUBLE TODAY DAMNIT!!!!!!!! why does no one listen to me.....don't screw up number one because my truck is a piece of shit

That reminds me, I gotta buy books.
FVCK!

[Bojangles69]

i explained this....i had to get my truck in the shop....it's not running right.....i'm not making any of this up and if my truck was running i'd prolly be getting ready to go to this club vogue right now

Stop making excuses.
You have a bike?

[Amorphic]

Stop making excuses.
You have a bike?

i already suggested a taxi as a last resort.

this is getting hopeless now.

[RuhlFreak55]

Stop making excuses.
You have a bike?

unfortunately no....i want one though

i already suggested a taxi as a last resort.

this is getting hopeless now.

and who's paying for that??? i'm sure as hell not, those things are expensive

[Amorphic]

unfortunately no....i want one though



and who's paying for that??? i'm sure as hell not, those things are expensive

well how far away is the meeting place from your house? it cant be that expensive.

[dan991]

i explained this....i had to get my truck in the shop....it's not running right.....i'm not making any of this up and if my truck was running i'd prolly be getting ready to go to this club vogue right now

Dude, rent a fvcking car, take the bus, walk, run for cardio, carjack an old lady, WTF!

This is the lamest shit I have ever seen in my life. Your hiding from *****!

[RuhlFreak55]

well how far away is the meeting place from your house? it cant be that expensive.

80 miles probably....or there aboust

[Amorphic]

80 miles probably....or there aboust

what the shit. get someone closer!

[Bojangles69]

80 miles probably....or there aboust

Wait, didn't you already go to canada for punany?

[dan991]

80 miles probably....or there aboust

A taxi will cost you about $125.00 Go take a taxi. Call a friggin friend. Do something. You drove 860 miles to get laid last time, which in a Bronco is at least $100.00 in gas.

[RuhlFreak55]

Wait, didn't you already go to canada for punany?

no i went to canada for a chance at love

[dan991]

no i went to canada for a chance at love

Yeah. Good job on that one.

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeah. Good job on that one.

i thought so, i still don't regret it.

[Skully44420]

i say call her and tell her to come to you

[dan991]

i thought so, i still don't regret it.

Where's she at now dumbass? Probably swallowing some other guys sausage tonight.

[dan991]

i say call her and tell her to come to you

Yeah, I doubt that's gonna happen. I feel bad for this girl. Seriously. She got all excited that she was gonna get nailed tonight.

I'm gonna call her. BRB

[bigt10]

man 3 is hot she wins.

[scibble]

it's obvious that none of this will happen. you've done everything possible you're getting sucked deep into ruhl's spiderweb of nonsense; he's stringing you along. probably should put a hold on everything until his current excuse runs out of gas and then set up one more date and back off. if he still hems and haws about 'random sex' and 'looking for love' then can it before this time-suck plan gets any more ridiculous.

[bigt10]

haha i uno i like this thread pick #3 man.

but ya ruhl u gotta decide what u want. then go for it.

[G4R]

Wow.... #1 (the one set up for tonight) had a fantastic attitude.... no restrictions.... no standards.... my kinda girl

[Skully44420]

Yeah, I doubt that's gonna happen. I feel bad for this girl. Seriously. She got all excited that she was gonna get nailed tonight.

I'm gonna call her. BRB

let us know what she says

[B.E.N.]

Sounds like their are some cats on here way more hard up than Ruhl...you're all waiting around like old dogs looking for a left over scrap.

[dan991]

let us know what she says

Just spent this whole time on the phone with her. So, since Ruhl failed to be a man (literally) she's come to Gawga to party with me. Yes, I'm serious as hell. I just sent her 60K Delta frequent flier miles to get on a plane for this up coming week.

[Skully44420]

Just spent this whole time on the phone with her. So, since Ruhl failed to be a man (literally) she's come to Gawga to party with me. Yes, I'm serious as hell. I just sent her 60K Delta frequent flier miles to get on a plane for this up coming week.

lol didn't you say you are married?

[dan991]

lol didn't you say you are married?

Point? I didn't say happily

[Amorphic]

Point? I didn't say happily

[G4R]

Point? I didn't say happily

Haha, and after you party with this girl, the feeling may be mutual.

[dan991]

What... did you guys think that I just stumbled upon Craigslist just yesterday? I've been doing that shit for years. My pecker is still there, it works, I'm definitely STD free and all is gravy.

How did you think I got 10 chicks to agree to all this? Dude, I've done some crazy shit with Craigslist chicks. I'm met one in Vegas for a weekend fvckfest. Never left the room. She had some kind of hairstylist convention. She never went to the convention. She just told her husband that's why she had to go to Vegas, for work. Most of them are young (like 20-23) that have neve had their ***** beaten up because of lames like Ruhl here and want to give an "older guy" a try. I'm 30, been married for 6 years. Shit, I'll kill it. Or, there also married and not happy at home either. I'm a whore, and proud of it. I don't give a shit.

[Skully44420]

well congrats

[dan991]

I'll give you another hint, I could give a shit about competitions, how much I can lift, etc. I go to the gym and all that like you guys simply because I see it as a down payment on a piece of ass. I usually send the Craigslist chicks a full naked pic and that's the deal closer right there. Not braggin, I'm just sayin, and I ain't big. I'm just very cut. I'm 5'8 160 lbs. Ruhl's the same size but has 20 lbs on me in mass. He can keep the biceps, I'll trade that 20 lbs in mass and take 2 10 lb. titties instead.

[scibble]

I'll give you another hint, I could give a shit about competitions, how much I can lift, etc. I go to the gym and all that like you guys simply because I see it as a down payment on a piece of ass. I usually send the Craigslist chicks a full naked pic and that's the deal closer right there. Not braggin, I'm just sayin, and I ain't big. I'm just very cut. I'm 5'8 160 lbs. Ruhl's the same size but has 20 lbs on me in mass. He can keep the biceps, I'll trade that 20 lbs in mass and take 2 10 lb. titties instead.

i'm pretty much on the same page.