Pick Ruhl's Date: The Poll

[thetank]

why the **** doesnt ruhl just go to a bar, get drunk, and wake up beside something. its that easy. why hold any standard?? **** anything. period.
you better have a mug that rivals rocky dennis otherwise things shouldnt be this difficult.

[bigt10]

why the **** doesnt ruhl just go to a bar, get drunk, and wake up beside something. its that easy. why hold any standard?? **** anything. period.
you better have a mug that rivals rocky dennis otherwise things shouldnt be this difficult.

i would say that to but here stubbornness is clearly playing some kind of role.

Ruhl man there is nothing wrong with what you are doing but just make a decision.

Either you want to just **** random girls or you want to have a relationship nothing wrong with either than just have fun and work towards it.

haha i still say #3 wins.

[bigt10]

i think he said he doesnt like those slutty girls so why next time when he is at the coffee shop or the bookstore or something try to meet a different type of girl.

[scibble]

Hey, #6 is some kinda spam because I live no where near MO and the same pic shows up in a CL ad near me.

[RuhlFreak55]

Just spent this whole time on the phone with her. So, since Ruhl failed to be a man (literally) she's come to Gawga to party with me. Yes, I'm serious as hell. I just sent her 60K Delta frequent flier miles to get on a plane for this up coming week.

finally i get to call bullshit, no effin way

[dan991]

finally i get to call bullshit, no effin way

I'll post a pic, I ain't scared like you.

[dan991]

Here's some past Craigslist chicks. I get a bunch of the hotties to go out on my boat. That's how I can prescreen the fat ones from the skinny chicks. Ask them if they want to spend the weekend on my boat @ Lake Lanier.

These are all Craigslist chicks. I've even nailed two girls (friends) at separate times on the same day. When there is more than one girl, I usually bring a friend or two.

Note, these are the pics I can post. If the admin won't ban me, I'll post the good ones. I got some REAL GOOD pics of the chick on the right side. She was the ultimate freak.

[RuhlFreak55]

well i don't have a boat....or a lake

[dan991]

well i don't have a boat....or a lake

You shouldn't need it. I don't. I just like taking the boat for two reasons. First, wife can't track me down and kick in the door because I'm in the middle of a lake. Second, chicks like getting 3/4 of the way naked the minute they step on the boat. Plus, its totally awesome to have butt naked sex on the bow in the middle of the day.

[redz]

well i don't have a boat....or a lake

Do you not want to get laid? I voted for #6 lol

[RuhlFreak55]

Do you not want to get laid? I voted for #6 lol

i dunno that i do now......i don't think i want it to be like this....and yet i'm sure there's truth to what you all say that it would help my social situation so i'm torn. Yes i love sex.....but i'm not willing to risk my life to get some (std's and/or a kid). And you guys have all said.....girls are coniving liars, so even if one that i don't know exceedingly well says she's clean and on birth control or something doesn't mean it's true

[dan991]

i dunno that i do now......i don't think i want it to be like this....and yet i'm sure there's truth to what you all say that it would help my social situation so i'm torn. Yes i love sex.....but i'm not willing to risk my life to get some (std's and/or a kid). And you guys have all said.....girls are coniving liars, so even if one that i don't know exceedingly well says she's clean and on birth control or something doesn't mean it's true

Do you know what a rubber is?

You can't love sex. You've only done it ONCE You don't know what sex is.

[redz]

You only live once get out their and start crushing the pu$$y!

[dan991]

You only live once get out their and start crushing the pu$$y!

Exactly. My goal by the time it don't work no more is to have had sex with at least 600 different women. I'm on 131 now.

[redz]

I'm on 131 now

Thats pretty good lol. I have no where near that but I was an animal before I got married. I used to love going to cuba....seemed like every night my dick was in a different girls mouth.

[dan991]

Thats pretty good lol. I have no where near that but I was an animal before I got married. I used to love going to cuba....seemed like every night my dick was in a different girls mouth.

The best memory I have is the 3 girls pictured above (pic on left.) I nailed two of them on the same day. One at lunch time, and the other later that night. Then the last one the following day when I dropped her off at home. She invited me in so..... They all found out about it after the fact. They were pissed at first then got drunk a week later and called me to see if we could do a 4 way. I'm like you didn't know I nailed your friend 9 hours ago? My boat is pretty big, but not that big. Where did she think we went for 2 hours Never did the 4 way though, I was stuck at a friggin wedding with the wife for some girl I didn't even know that the wife talked to like twice

[dan991]

We should create a forum "wall of shame" with pictures of girls we banged.. LOL

[redz]

Never did the 4 way though, I was stuck at a friggin wedding with the wife for some girl I didn't even know that the wife talked to like twice

I once past up on a 3 way while I was on vacation in Cuba. I was propositioned but there was another girl I was with that day who was smoking hot and I had already put a few hours of my time into her so I just went for her instead. Looking back I probably should have taken the 3 way. I swear some vacation resorts are just wild sex parties gotta love it.

[redz]

We should create a forum "wall of shame" with pictures of girls we banged.. LOL

One of my exes from highschool who was portugese would end up pretty high on that list probably top 10 uglys lol. She was 180lbs and at the time I was a ripped 189 it was scary she almost out weighed me. Ah well I left her and went to Cuba with a good friend and had lots of fun.

[dan991]

I once past up on a 3 way while I was on vacation in Cuba. I was propositioned but there was another girl I was with that day who was smoking hot and I had already put a few hours of my time into her so I just went for her instead. Looking back I probably should have taken the 3 way. I swear some vacation resorts are just wild sex parties gotta love it.

Agreed. I had a hella' time in San Juan. I spent a month down there for work and didn't wanna leave. There is something in the water down there because all the PR women have ass like no tomorrow and when you go to the club 90% of the chicks in the place are hot with some ass. I got pics from there too. Can't post em' though. Proally get banned for it. I stayed at the Hotel San Juan which is a big $ resort and it was off the hook. Chicks everywhere.

[dan991]

One of my exes from highschool who was portugese would end up pretty high on that list probably top 10 uglys lol. She was 180lbs and at the time I was a ripped 189 it was scary she almost out weighed me. Ah well I left her and went to Cuba with a good friend and had lots of fun.

Dude, EVERYONE has been hoggin' before. I have. She wasn't super fat, probably 160 lbs.

That's was the last time I let Jose Cuervo kick my ass

[KatsMeow]

Elvis I thought you were married and now you are having one of the girls fly out to see you?

[dan991]

Elvis I thought you were married and now you are having one of the girls fly out to see you?

[KatsMeow]

p.s. Looking at your Day 14 pics. Can I have an unedited version for my wallpaper on the puter'?

You are a dirty dirty man.

PS: those aren't my pics, that is BadBarbie, I don't post pics of myself on here, I know too many people

[dan991]

You are a dirty dirty man.

PS: those aren't my pics, that is BadBarbie, I don't post pics of myself on here, I know too many people

Why yes I am.

I just noticed that. Sorry, I was day dreaming. So, I don't know you. Can you send me some pics via PM?

[scibble]

Never did the 4 way though, I was stuck at a friggin wedding with the wife for some girl I didn't even know that the wife talked to like twice

was your Bronco broke down too?

-just bustin'; i dont' have anywhere near your numbers!-

[dan991]

was your Bronco broke down too?

-just bustin'; i dont' have anywhere near your numbers!-

you better start catching up then. My penis has been on hiatus for the last couple months so you stand a chance on catching up if you get off your ass

[DSM4Life]

I pick #9

[dan991]

I pick #9

I think #9 is you.

[DSM4Life]

I think #9 is you.

Then i would do myself.

[scibble]

well, if I had a four-way to get to, I think I could fake a heart attack, an awol rampage, or possibly an outright staged kidnapping to get there.

and hey, should take #6 down--it's fake--i saw the same pic for ad in my town.--or maybe this whole thing is fake! hmmmm....

[dan991]

well, if I had a four-way to get to, I think I could fake a heart attack, an awol rampage, or possibly an outright staged kidnapping to get there.

and hey, should take #6 down--it's fake--i saw the same pic for ad in my town.--or maybe this whole thing is fake! hmmmm....

its fake? damnit. Whole thing ain't fake. I got scanned wedding pics with a headless groom from one of them. lol

Nah, hopefully its a fat chick and IF Ruhl gets off his ass, he can report back. lol

[scibble]

frustrating look at CL ads, almost all fakes and spammers
and what the hell's up with idiots who post for a long-term relationship on the "casual encounters" list? duh-der....; then you got your "voluptuous" aka ton-o-fun...

wish i had some frequent flyers miles, but i think you gotto fly once in awhile to get those...

[scottythebody]

frustrating look at CL ads, almost all fakes and spammers
and what the hell's up with idiots who post for a long-term relationship on the "casual encounters" list? duh-der....; then you got your "voluptuous" aka ton-o-fun...

wish i had some frequent flyers miles, but i think you gotto fly once in awhile to get those...

You have to put an ad up to get responses. I put one up today and I have 2 girls that want to bang tonight. One of them is 40 and the other isn't anything special, but I don't care, it's effortless p*ssy

[RuhlFreak55]

We should create a forum "wall of shame" with pictures of girls we banged.. LOL

sorry but that's a pretty dispicable idea

[B.E.N.]

sorry but that's a pretty dispicable idea

With you Ruhl...I'm calling BS...

[Kratos]

sorry but that's a pretty dispicable idea

I agree, not fair to plaster girls on the internet to make yourself feel better than them.

[Bojangles69]

You know, I'm actually starting to have more respect for Ruhl then a lot of people in these forums.
For someone who doesn't have the wildest sex life, dude real has a good grip on whats cool and what isn't.

[Bojangles69]

Umm Ruhl, I'm sorry, a hot 39 y/old milf contacted me and couldn't wait.. she left 10 mins ago with a very sore $&%(#&.

She was very interested in you until she just found out how inconvient it would be.

[Skully44420]