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12-17-2008, 02:21 AM #41
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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Hey, let's go ride our bikes!
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12-17-2008, 07:08 AM #42
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I got chatting to a 14 year old girl on the Internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!
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12-17-2008, 08:04 AM #43
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mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
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12-17-2008, 09:02 AM #44
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what are two lesbians in a closet.....a liquor cabinet
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12-17-2008, 09:37 AM #45
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Originally Posted by im here to learn
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12-17-2008, 09:40 AM #46
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
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12-17-2008, 09:44 AM #47
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Why are there so many homes for battered women?
Because they just don't ****ing listen!!lol
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12-17-2008, 10:09 AM #48
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Got this one from another site:
"Did you hear how the secret service is having trouble training Barack Obama for anti-assassination drills?.......... Every time they yell "Get Down!" the motherfuker starts break dancing."
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12-17-2008, 10:19 AM #49
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Originally Posted by VeraDeMilo
lol.....
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12-17-2008, 10:42 AM #50
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Haha that's great. Originally Posted by VeraDeMilo
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12-17-2008, 06:08 PM #51
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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12-17-2008, 06:43 PM #52
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Originally Posted by im here to learn
Now that's messed up, but funny.
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12-17-2008, 06:52 PM #53
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Now that one made me laugh.... Originally Posted by im here to learn
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12-17-2008, 06:52 PM #54
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Q. What does drinking American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common?
A. Both are f-cking close to water....
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12-17-2008, 07:09 PM #55
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Doh!! Originally Posted by im here to learn
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12-17-2008, 07:11 PM #56
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Originally Posted by fitaccent
The first lesbian dinosaur was the licalotapuss
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12-17-2008, 07:50 PM #57
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Why do women wear perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they fvckin stink!
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12-17-2008, 07:56 PM #58
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That murder mystery weekend in Mumbai a few weeks back was a bit over the top!
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12-17-2008, 08:40 PM #59
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What happens if your donkey eats my roosters feet?
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12-17-2008, 08:41 PM #60
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you have 2' of my cock in your ass
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12-17-2008, 08:59 PM #61
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What do Barak and JFK have in common? Nothing yet.
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12-18-2008, 01:47 AM #62
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lol try a texas beer :P Originally Posted by MuscleScience
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12-18-2008, 03:41 AM #63
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Whats Black and runs through the desert at 100 mph ?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's voucher
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12-18-2008, 03:45 AM #64
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A nun is taking a shower in her room at the convent, She hears a knock and the door and yells out "Who is it".... "Its the blind man" comes the response. So she thinks OK he is blind so I don't need to put any clothes on. She opens the door and the guy says "hmmm nice tits now where do you want your blinds" ?
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12-18-2008, 08:04 AM #65
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lol Originally Posted by Kale
whats the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob?
u know she'll swallow
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12-18-2008, 09:07 AM #66
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Originally Posted by nath78
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whats the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob?
u know she'll swallow
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12-18-2008, 03:10 PM #67
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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, uve done told her twice!
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12-18-2008, 03:19 PM #68
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this one was awesome LOL Originally Posted by higherdesire
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12-18-2008, 03:25 PM #69
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LOL!! Originally Posted by Kale
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing aid dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around by the leash over his head.
The bartender yells, "what the hell are you doing?"
The blind man replies, "just looking around".
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12-18-2008, 04:57 PM #70
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McCain has officially requested a recount of the votes...he thinks the election was _____ rigged!
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12-18-2008, 04:58 PM #71
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How many psychiatrists doea it take to change a light bulb? One. But it has to want to change...
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12-18-2008, 09:10 PM #72
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Who's in your avy!?!? Originally Posted by DDDNTZ
And....
What do non-alcoholic beer and going down on your cousin have in common?
The taste is similar, but it's just not f*ckin right.
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12-18-2008, 09:49 PM #73
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
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12-18-2008, 09:52 PM #74
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What is the difference between a pygmy tribe and a womans track team?
One of them is made up of cunning runts.
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12-18-2008, 10:22 PM #75
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HAHA I laughed out loud on both of those!
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12-18-2008, 10:51 PM #76
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what do you call an ethiopian hanging a shit in public. Originally Posted by nath78
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whats the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob?
u know she'll swallow
A show off
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12-18-2008, 11:35 PM #77
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This is a bad one
Ok......There's this Child Serial Killer and his has kidnapped this young boy and there walking through the woods and its starting to get dark and the boy says"hey arent you a pedofile!"
Serial killer says "Pedofile is such a big word for such a little boy"
the books looks at him with this scared look and they continue walking and now its getting really dark
The boy says "Hey mister its really dark out here im scared"
Serial killer says"You Think your scared i have to walk back ALONE!!!!!!"
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12-18-2008, 11:54 PM #78
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Taking the profanity down a notch with this one--
Got in a car accident with a midget the other day. He got out of the car and said "I'm not happy!".
I said: "Well which fvcking one are ya!?"
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12-19-2008, 07:57 AM #79
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A blind man walks into a Fish store and says "Good Morning Ladies !!!"
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12-19-2008, 04:43 PM #80
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