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  1. 12-19-2008, 04:55 PM #81
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    Q: What is Belgium famous for?


    A: Chocolates and child abuse, and they only made the chocolate to get to the kids!
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  2. 12-19-2008, 04:56 PM #82
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    ehhh... Re-read this one... Pretty poor taste.
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    Q: What's the best thing about ****ing 26 year olds?

    A: There's 20 of them.
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    Q: Whats black and blue all over and HATES Sex?




    A: The 6 year old in my trunk!
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    Q. What do you call an Alabaman virgin?

    A. A ten year old who can run faster than her uncle.
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    There is a woman and a man riding an elevator.

    She suddenly turns to him and says "Can you make me feel like a real woman?"

    He replies sure. Takes off all his clothes, and says, "Fold 'em!"
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  7. 12-19-2008, 08:54 PM #87
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    WAR you're sick, here's one for you only,

    What is the hardest part about eating bald p**sy? Getting the diaper off.
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    ok Quick before the last one sets in

    What did the mexican say when his house fell on him? "Get off me homes!"

    I repeat WAR youre a sick sick man! But funny as hell as it works out!
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    What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?







    You slap her
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    what does a redneck woman do when she gets out of the hospital?


    the dishes if she dont want to go back!
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    I've recently been attending Eavesdroppers Anonymous meetings.
    Not that they know, of course.
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  12. 12-20-2008, 03:39 PM #92
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    thread be closed soon if theres many more 6 year old jokes
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  13. 12-21-2008, 07:16 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    Q: What's the best thing about ****ing 26 year olds?

    A: There's 20 of them.
    lmfao!!U sick twat!
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  14. 12-21-2008, 01:21 PM #94
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    nath, your horse looks like a dog
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  15. 12-21-2008, 07:06 PM #95
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    Yeah Nate,,, you been jabbin that thing with test or what????
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  16. 12-22-2008, 04:17 PM #96
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    could do with some forearm work though, just my opinion
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