Your smoking GF or Wife

***G-1000*** · 12-19-2008, 07:16 PM

I love how everyone who posts something about there GF or wife all says the same thing.

My smoking ex gf, wife or gf. She was or is like model material.

Some one has to love the ugly ones also. Im sure there are a few of you guys who like fat chicks.

**Kale** · 12-19-2008, 07:22 PM

Nope !!!

***G-1000*** · 12-19-2008, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

Nope !!!

I know you like her. I hear there are lots like her in Tailand.

**J-Dogg** · 12-19-2008, 07:36 PM

It's going to be rare you see a guy brag about his "fat" wife or "ugly" wife.

Those are the guys who just call her "wife" and leave out the other details :P

**Kale** · 12-19-2008, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by G-1000

I know you like her. I hear there are lots like her in Tailand.

Jesus, trust me there is nothing in Thailand that looks like that.

**sizerp** · 12-19-2008, 07:40 PM

a friend of mine really loves "the fat ones"
he is dating this 300+ lb chick.. then again he's also haitian

**StoneGRMI** · 12-19-2008, 08:10 PM

300+? Sick!

Even half that size is too big for me!

**importeater91** · 12-19-2008, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

300+? Sick!

Even half that size is too big for me!

+1 i dont know how they do it

**quarry206** · 12-19-2008, 08:25 PM

actually my old workout partner, had an amazingly built body, probably could have competed at the local or state level. (he was not national or pro level by any means)... but he loved the fat country girls. i never understoud it. we would go to the club and hot girls would talk to him, but he would take home the fatty .. i always wondered why a guy that cared that much about his body and for so much of his life, went for girls that never turned down an extra serving

but what can i say he was a hell of a wing man. because he went for the fatty anyways..

**higherdesire** · 12-19-2008, 08:39 PM

My wife is a friggin beauty queen, but when i have a discreet encounter I endulge in the thick homely girls! Does that make me a freak?

**scibble** · 12-19-2008, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by quarry206

but what can i say he was a hell of a wing man. because he went for the fatty anyways..

anyway, of course some guys like the fatties, but aside from the occasional exception, you really think these guys are into fitness and bodybuilding??

**MalibuD** · 12-19-2008, 09:01 PM

I dont like fat chicks and cant help you with that but my wife use to smoke. I finally got her to stop smoking by slowing down and using a lubricant! LOL

**higherdesire** · 12-19-2008, 09:08 PM

Thats funny shit malibu. BUT We all know the low viscosity in sexual lubricants, when heated to 1000RMP's (rams per minute) causes more fires than Crisco.

**scibble** · 12-19-2008, 09:11 PM

that's why he said "slowing down".

psh...really...if only people would READ

personally, I just remove the batteries and let some air out...

**higherdesire** · 12-19-2008, 09:14 PM

My wife says I am too quick, I guess she meant I should slow down and read the whole friggin post huh? My apologies!

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 12-19-2008, 09:32 PM

I have been with a few bigger girls.... I was in college and drunk.

It may be shallow but no chunky ones for this guy.

**Bojangles69** · 12-19-2008, 09:51 PM

I'd absolutely prefer to stick my dick in a rabid porcupine than a FUG.

And even more disturbing, I kinda find girls in the 80-90lb weight region the hottest.

**MalibuD** · 12-19-2008, 09:55 PM

And even more disturbing, I kinda find girls in the 80-90lb weight region the hottest.[/QUOTE]

Hell yeah, especially those tiny asians! Im sure Kale will agree with that.

**Skully44420** · 12-19-2008, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I'd absolutely prefer to stick my dick in a rabid porcupine than a FUG.

And even more disturbing, I kinda find girls in the 80-90lb weight region the hottest.

i have to agree with this. i am a big guy and have always went for the smaller women...well except for my ex who wasn't that big when she left for the navy..then she came back and was way too thick...dropped her LOL. now my girl now is about 97lbs

**smokethedays** · 12-19-2008, 10:17 PM

Here is a pic of my GF.

**Nicotine** · 12-19-2008, 10:19 PM

carl is a chunky guy.

skinny guys gross me out.... like, those super skinny guys...

i dunno...

something wicked about cuddling into and wrapping myself around him

**MalibuD** · 12-19-2008, 10:24 PM

Hey Smokethedays, from looking at the picture of your girlfriend, I bet you take it in the ass!!! LOL Sorry, I couldnt resist that one. Now thats funny.

**smokethedays** · 12-19-2008, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by MalibuD

Hey Smokethedays, from looking at the picture of your girlfriend, I bet you take it in the ass!!! LOL Sorry, I couldnt resist that one. Now thats funny.

Yeah I love it when "she" give it to me in the ass.
Somehow it makes me grow

**higherdesire** · 12-19-2008, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by MalibuD

Hey Smokethedays, from looking at the picture of your girlfriend, I bet you take it in the ass!!! LOL Sorry, I couldnt resist that one. Now thats funny.

I smile big with that one!

**Nooomoto** · 12-19-2008, 11:43 PM

I knew a bodybuilder back in the day when I first started lifting, he loves chicks with big tits. He doesn't care what they look like at all, as long as they have big tits, the bigger the better. As you can imagine...he only rolled with fat bitches that had huge tits.

That guy was a champ.

**AdamGH** · 12-19-2008, 11:48 PM

Hey, fat chicks need love to.....

but they gotta pay ;p

**Hoggage_54** · 12-20-2008, 12:50 AM

**swol_je** · 12-20-2008, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

How did you get a pic of my girl?

**Gears** · 12-20-2008, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by swol_je

How did you get a pic of my girl?

Hate to break the news to you bro, but she`s cheating on you. All it took was a few rounds of cake and she was in my bed.

**firmechicano831** · 12-20-2008, 02:53 AM

damm, I dont really like skinny girls that much because I think I will break them so I prefer them thick. Not that thick or skinny just average. Below 150 pounds.

**Tigershark** · 12-20-2008, 02:54 AM

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**ghettoboyd** · 12-20-2008, 04:36 AM

my first was kind of a fatty but let me tell you she could throw a fuk right back at you.to this day she was the most unihibited biotch i ever did. plus she was a squirter. i mean, what are the chances! i thought i was the king..............my wife now is a beutifull and classy women that tottaly rocks my world.

**Kale** · 12-20-2008, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by MalibuD

And even more disturbing, I kinda find girls in the 80-90lb weight region the hottest.

Hell yeah, especially those tiny asians! Im sure Kale will agree with that.[/QUOTE]

I sure do, especially the ones you can spin around on your weenie

**firmechicano831** · 12-20-2008, 03:44 PM

I wanna do a tiny asian girl.

**KingTenderloin** · 12-20-2008, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

300+? Sick!

Even half that size is too big for me!

Can u imagine what that smells like? Or like how much residue is left over after a nice dump and wipe.... i mean, some toilets are too small for me (190) i just dont understand how they do their business and clean up sometimes

**Nicotine** · 12-20-2008, 04:22 PM

TOO skinny is gross....

like, those "super models".... where their bones look like they are going to poke right through the skin.........

i like husky. not FAT, but bigger....

and, not gf/wife :P....