Anyone lived in a college dorm before?

**seriousmass** · 01-13-2009, 08:34 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1832381

hilarious.

***RAGE*** · 01-13-2009, 09:03 PM

Now that is funny

**seriousmass** · 01-13-2009, 10:48 PM

sad thing is, my sister is currently an R.A. herself. lol

**Brown Ninja** · 01-13-2009, 11:49 PM

hilarious

**T_Own** · 01-13-2009, 11:58 PM

REMEMBER, staff isn't allowed to help
lol the last time was so funny.

i actually live with the RA of my apartment building, but he isn't like that. its actually a good thing because now no one will report us for being loud or w.e, and he knows all the security guards up here.

**BuffedGuy** · 01-14-2009, 12:33 AM

This was my favorite part: "I hate to be the bad guy, but..."

***D7M*** · 01-14-2009, 08:01 AM

I haven't been in a college dorm in like 10yrs, but man, that made me laugh my ass off.

"staff can't help...."

**seriousmass** · 01-14-2009, 07:59 PM

lol. RA's are suchh deuche-bags: "guysssssss.... it's past quiet hours now..."

I've heard that exact quote a million times. it must be in there training manual or something..

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 01-14-2009, 08:56 PM

Ha, My first year of college I shared a suite with the RA and he was a huge dork. He was also one of the nicest guys you would ever find. He really was a wimp with a legit lazy eye and all. He hadn't even kissed a girl. He was born to be an RA.

He really didn't have many friends so I always made it a point to include him in stuff. I think he appreciated it because he let us get away with soooo much shit. I would go across the hall about five times a day to get stoned and stumble back and he never said a word about it. He knew what was up but just laughed as I would eat my cup-o-noodles.

One time me and the other suitemate went to ask him if he wanted to get lunch and walked in on him watching porn with his pants around his ankles whacking it. I just started laughing. The lap top went flying and he dove into his bed. Funniest thing ever!

All in all that clip brought me back a decade!

**seriousmass** · 01-14-2009, 09:15 PM

^^ I've never even heard of someone living with an RA before... that's so random. at my university there is just one per floor, and they live in their own NICE room, while we had to live in the tiny little prison cells. lol.

**iceyash** · 01-19-2009, 12:08 AM

haha "i don't mean to be the bad guys but it's quiet hours" def. don't miss that!

poop in the shower! ewwww.. my bf and I once found a chicken wing in the shower .. dorms are grossssss

**T_Own** · 01-19-2009, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by iceyash

haha "i don't mean to be the bad guys but it's quiet hours" def. don't miss that!

poop in the shower! ewwww.. my bf and I once found a chicken wing in the shower .. dorms are grossssss

haha you think thats bad.. i'm gonna try to find this pic of a letter posted in one of my friends halls... grossest thing ever

**T_Own** · 01-19-2009, 07:35 PM

look at that for gross

**Amorphic** · 01-19-2009, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by T_Own

look at that for gross

yep, thats certainly high on the gross meter. nothing like stepping through a mountain of jizz while you wash your hair. haha.

**gixxerboy1** · 01-19-2009, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

yep, thats certainly high on the gross meter. nothing like stepping through a mountain of jizz while you wash your hair. haha.

i thought that was just conditioner

**T_Own** · 01-19-2009, 09:05 PM

yeah so i'm glad i have an apartment with a functional, non clogged, shower drain and a little sanitation.

**spywizard** · 01-19-2009, 09:08 PM

girl with big boobs

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834

**seriousmass** · 01-19-2009, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by T_Own

look at that for gross

LOL. I haven't looked at this thread forever.

I just read that note, and almost threw up I was laughing so hard.

That's just a joke right T-own?? there's no way that's real... is it??? hahaha

**Jakspro** · 01-19-2009, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot

Ha, My first year of college I shared a suite with the RA and he was a huge dork. He was also one of the nicest guys you would ever find. He really was a wimp with a legit lazy eye and all. He hadn't even kissed a girl. He was born to be an RA.

He really didn't have many friends so I always made it a point to include him in stuff. I think he appreciated it because he let us get away with soooo much shit. I would go across the hall about five times a day to get stoned and stumble back and he never said a word about it. He knew what was up but just laughed as I would eat my cup-o-noodles.

One time me and the other suitemate went to ask him if he wanted to get lunch and walked in on him watching porn with his pants around his ankles whacking it. I just started laughing. The lap top went flying and he dove into his bed. Funniest thing ever!

All in all that clip brought me back a decade!

Hahaha - Good story.

**Jakspro** · 01-19-2009, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by seriousmass

LOL. I haven't looked at this thread forever.

I just read that note, and almost threw up I was laughing so hard.

That's just a joke right T-own?? there's no way that's real... is it??? hahaha

No Joke, they had that at my friends dorm in Texas.

**Amorphic** · 01-19-2009, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

i thought that was just conditioner

did it turn your hair silky smooth?

**T_Own** · 01-19-2009, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by seriousmass

LOL. I haven't looked at this thread forever.

I just read that note, and almost threw up I was laughing so hard.

That's just a joke right T-own?? there's no way that's real... is it??? hahaha

nope thats legit, directly from the housing coordinator. i took off the leader head and the guys full name/email address/phone number, but its from one of the dorms at penn state.

**seriousmass** · 01-19-2009, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by T_Own

nope thats legit, directly from the housing coordinator. i took off the leader head and the guys full name/email address/phone number, but its from one of the dorms at penn state.

That's so fvcking funny. I remember last year on rez we all got letters, from the director going like: "Dear 3rd floor residences, to whomever is urinating into water bottles, numerous times throughout the day, and throwing them out your window, please cease and desist, or else we will give you an I.R." which means, incident report, for all you old timers out there. LOL.

I don't even understand how that one you got is possible though. like wtf? who can blow a load that big that it would clog the pluming in a shower?? LOL. Actually nevermind... there are so many gross 1st year weirdos, now that I think back. hahah!

**T_Own** · 01-19-2009, 11:45 PM

well like i said, i got an apartment, but i guess if you have a few hundred kids that use the showers every day (hopefully) and even a few do it would add up. pretty nasty though

**seriousmass** · 01-20-2009, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

did it turn your hair silky smooth?

thats so uncalled for. lol.

speaking about cum, did you guys see that thread created earlier today.. it was called something like: "If I drank my own cum would it boost my testostrone levels" HAHAHAHA.

**T_Own** · 01-20-2009, 12:06 AM

no i didn't lol and thats just disgusting. i would say it should raise estrogen because thats what women do

**seriousmass** · 01-20-2009, 12:08 AM

fvckk... I'm pretty sure it got deleted.. because I definitely was the first to comment on it, but I can't see it in my posts anymore. wackk. the funniest part was the OP had already commented on it.. and he was like "yo.. i'm being serious, can you.." HAHAHAH.

Anyways, hows the training going T-own? You making it through your courses this year or what?

**T_Own** · 01-20-2009, 12:52 AM

haha thats crazy...

but yeah schools alright, first semester was fine, i did alright, like a's and b's. i'm working a good amount too, my parents said i should get a job so i did. pretty much all my money gets spent on whatever though. like i bought myself a computer, next is a 24" lcd monitor you know haha.

what about yours

**seriousmass** · 01-20-2009, 01:09 AM

Word good job buddy. what type of computer did you get?! I just picked up one of these new Macbook-Pro Aluminum. They're pretty wild, I've never used a Mac before, so it's taking forever to get use to.

School's going alright for me. I dunno, the economics courses are going really well. But second year calculus absolutely owning me. It's ****ing insanely hard. lol... and I need to pass it to get into Statistics next year. What're you planning on majoring in @ college??