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  1. 01-16-2009, 11:23 PM #1
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    gas etiquette at the gym

    So i was on the treadmill finishing up my morning work out. No one around and I had to let one out. THe friggin minute it started to odorize the immediate area around me, and as luck would have it, the treadmills on either side of me, a hottie hits the track. What do you do in that situation? I thought about saying something but what? I couldn't help it I just started laughing almost uncontrollably. F!ck her and her big ass lexis you know? Bitch wasn;t going to break a sweat anyway. In the end, what is the etiquette? Obviously I try not to do it blatantly, but it's gonna happen so do you say excuse me or what?
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  2. 01-16-2009, 11:25 PM #2
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    ^^^^LOL just look at her in disgust like she did it, then shake your head
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    i just let it go....i don't even give a shit if it makes noise....the worst that happens is all the annoying frat boys give me a wider berth lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    ^^^^LOL just look at here in disgust like she did it, then shake your head

    Sounds like the right thing to do!
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    You gotta fart, fart. **** it.
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    we tend to enjoy the hilarity that ensues...
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    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    ^^^^LOL just look at her in disgust like she did it, then shake your head
    LMAO, dude im going to try that...
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    I walk over to the big fan and rip it there so the entire gym stinks
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    yep find a fan and let it rip... if it is silent dont give it any attention, if it is loud act like you wanted every one to know... if some stars at you look back at them and make a ugly face like they did it... then go talk to any one the person will feel like every one thinks it is them not you... if you have to do it a second time - find that same person or go find a real fat person and let it rip near them
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    I fart all the time at the gym. I got a look a few days ago from a woman for a little toot. I'm not ashamed of gas. Everyone does it, and ladies, let's face it... Yours smell pretty rank so don't act like they don't!
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    Come on, be a gentleman. If you have to fart, please leave the weight room, and fart in the aerobics room, preferably while in session.
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    Your gyms have fans? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    yep find a fan and let it rip... if it is silent dont give it any attention, if it is loud act like you wanted every one to know... if some stars at you look back at them and make a ugly face like they did it... then go talk to any one the person will feel like every one thinks it is them not you... if you have to do it a second time - find that same person or go find a real fat person and let it rip near them
    i've found fans to be a bad idea....then someone downwind essentially gets a biological warhead shoved into their midst
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  15. 01-18-2009, 08:09 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgb6810 View Post
    Come on, be a gentleman. If you have to fart, please leave the weight room, and fart in the aerobics room, preferably while in session.
    word to da herd I will be more considerate from now on!
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  16. 01-18-2009, 09:55 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i've found fans to be a bad idea....then someone downwind essentially gets a biological warhead shoved into their midst
    lol that is kinda the point... and a fun thing to do with that is let it rip move and watch - you'll get some good reactions
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