Ugly, Fat, Nasty, Girl....

**higherdesire** · 01-28-2009, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by PT

nobody here go hogging in college?

High school actually. We had a deal where one of the bros had to see it take place. I left the porch light on so they would know it was on, they snuck in to see this fat nasty I had bent over the bed. It literally broke the bed. I was making faces and shit and they were laughing. I can;t believe she didn;t hear...probably because of her loud breathing/snorting. Well the end of it was the naxt day we were having breakfast all hung over and I didn;t want to say anything but my piece was hurting bad! I went to the resroom and peeled the foreskin back(uncirc) and there was a friggin lima bean wedged in there!

I never told anyone until now!

**JiGGaMaN** · 01-28-2009, 09:02 PM

I banged a fat black girl, but it was only so i could cross
1. Bang a fat girl
2. Bang a black girl
3. Bang two girls in one night

off my list. yeah, it was pretty gross though.

**gst528i** · 01-28-2009, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Yep, it sucks. I'm friends with a chick that is damn good looking but has always been about 25lbs over weight. She has always had a crush on me...she's in year final year in med school...I've thought about it. I'm a shallow bastard.

Make her loose it?

***RAGE*** · 01-28-2009, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Has never happened. Sorry I can't help with your weird fantasy.

How about fat girls that workout???????????

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/206426...very_fat_lady/

**RangersLTW** · 01-28-2009, 10:00 PM

Hogging is awesome.......snatch them up.......roll em over.....tie the legs......done son

**higherdesire** · 01-28-2009, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

How about fat girls that workout???????????

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/206426...very_fat_lady/

bro where is the graphic warning? NOT COOL man not cool.

***RAGE*** · 01-28-2009, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

bro where is the graphic warning? NOT COOL man not cool.

sorry could not help myself, I know I throwup in my mouth

**Brown Ninja** · 01-29-2009, 01:40 AM

Hogging is a national pastime and a right of passage

**alex18** · 01-29-2009, 12:54 PM

fookaroo

**Dukkit** · 01-29-2009, 12:57 PM

oh man

i love this site

**Brown Ninja** · 01-29-2009, 01:04 PM

Fat girls give good h***

**alex18** · 01-29-2009, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

Fat girls give good h***

thats becuase they always give 110% because they never know when their gonna get it again!

**juicejunkie2** · 01-29-2009, 01:49 PM

So I was drunk and hooking up with some chic at a party while in College like any other weekend... BUT this one was different. My friends kept pulling me away and I couldn't understand why ... they did it enough that I remembered being a little pissed. Well because they couldn't just stop me from hooking up with her, they asked me to come and have a few shots with them... and while doing so, they kicked that chic out of the party.

Weeks went by and one afternoon we were sitting at the caf. eating lunch when one of them pointed out some chic and started laughing... telling me that was the chic from a few weeks ago!!!

She looked like Marla Hooch from "A League of their own"... THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS TILL THIS DAY FOR KEEPING ME FROM SLEEPING WITH THAT ONE!!!

**JiGGaMaN** · 01-29-2009, 02:08 PM

everyone knows who marla hooch is....

**Matt** · 01-30-2009, 11:43 AM

I do remember being very drunk one night and i ended up in bed with this huge monster. That im cool with, it happens to the best. What did make me feel a little sick was the fact that i had spent a good half hour going down on her. I remember licking her all over, the inside of her legs and her bits, at the time i remember her being so so wet, but thought this was sweat and juice that didnt taste to good, abit like smelly cheese. When i woke in the morning i noticed all up the inside of her legs were big swollen swores, that were ozzing puss. Yes i had been eating the puss from her legs lol..

**alex18** · 01-30-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I do remember being very drunk one night and i ended up in bed with this huge monster. That im cool with, it happens to the best. What did make me feel a little sick was the fact that i had spent a good half hour going down on her. I remember licking her all over, the inside of her legs and her bits, at the time i remember her being so so wet, but thought this was sweat and juice that didnt taste to good, abit like smelly cheese. When i woke in the morning i noticed all up the inside of her legs were big swollen swores, that were ozzing puss. Yes i had been eating the puss from her legs lol..

Holy mother of god!!!!!

**ray0414** · 01-30-2009, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I do remember being very drunk one night and i ended up in bed with this huge monster. That im cool with, it happens to the best. What did make me feel a little sick was the fact that i had spent a good half hour going down on her. I remember licking her all over, the inside of her legs and her bits, at the time i remember her being so so wet, but thought this was sweat and juice that didnt taste to good, abit like smelly cheese. When i woke in the morning i noticed all up the inside of her legs were big swollen swores, that were ozzing puss. Yes i had been eating the puss from her legs lol..

please tell us your lying and this was just for dramatic effect.

**Matt** · 01-30-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by ray0414

please tell us your lying and this was just for dramatic effect.

No lol, it really happened, its the only time i felt sick after sleeping with some one..

**taylor26** · 01-30-2009, 02:42 PM

Its like a car wreck, I just cant turn away.

**Dukkit** · 01-30-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I do remember being very drunk one night and i ended up in bed with this huge monster. That im cool with, it happens to the best. What did make me feel a little sick was the fact that i had spent a good half hour going down on her. I remember licking her all over, the inside of her legs and her bits, at the time i remember her being so so wet, but thought this was sweat and juice that didnt taste to good, abit like smelly cheese. When i woke in the morning i noticed all up the inside of her legs were big swollen swores, that were ozzing puss. Yes i had been eating the puss from her legs lol..

you.... my friend... take the cake

**alex18** · 01-30-2009, 02:49 PM

brings a new meaning to eating *****

**alex18** · 01-30-2009, 02:50 PM

Pu55y

**Matt** · 01-30-2009, 03:17 PM

I once had sex with an older woman and her colostomy bag burst, that was abit messy...

**alex18** · 01-30-2009, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I once had sex with an older woman and her colostomy bag burst, that was abit messy...

uhuh

**freakinhuge** · 01-30-2009, 03:22 PM

Why am I still reading this thread.

**Matt** · 01-30-2009, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by freakinhuge

Why am I still reading this thread.

Cus it turns you on lol

**calgarian** · 01-30-2009, 03:46 PM

the title of thread goes to "MADMATT" who is grosser then most of us.

**Deltasaurus** · 01-30-2009, 04:06 PM

5'8 230-240lbs Dark skin, Pubic Type Hair gnarly moll with hair growing out of it and stretch marks, It was whale season and I was 200lbs shy of winning the 700 dollar pool.

Whale Season Contest=2 weeks to bag the most women with highest combined weight of all the women being you sleep with to attempt to have the highest number of weight.
2 100lbs women = 200lbs
1 200lbs women=200lbs you get the picture

My buddy was up 200lbs and the night was almost over, I went to the Bar and did what i had to do, Enough Said LOL
neways
We only go Deep sea fishing once every few years so yeah

Also referred to as Hoggin Lmao

-AJ

PS. Im not ashamed in the slightest

**Matt** · 01-30-2009, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

the title of thread goes to "MADMATT" who is grosser then most of us.

Thank you lol, to be honest ive never won anything in my life.

I would like to thank the following people, who have helped and supported me, who have guided me and pushed me into becoming the pervert that i am.

My dad who is doing life in prison for a number of sexual offences, you taught me well dad.
To my mum, who tried many times to leave me on numerous strangers door steps.
To Jerry, the old pevert who live up the road. Those long nights you used to lock me in your bedroom and play tents under your bed covers, you made me greece your tent pole. I still have the nightmares Jerry and like you said, they keep me on my toes.
To the police officer that used to push his batton inside me, you were right, we all need to experience pain once in a while.
To the mail man that made me suck his salted nuts while banging my mum.

There are so many of you that helped me become a fully fledged perv. I will do my best to continue the good work.

One again it an honour..

**Brown Ninja** · 01-30-2009, 04:41 PM

i am truly entertained

**Brown Ninja** · 01-30-2009, 04:43 PM

thank you for making work okay on a friday

***RAGE*** · 01-30-2009, 04:58 PM

**Bojangles69** · 01-30-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

uh
well to be honest.
id say i was with 2

blame it on... Test, tren , caber, cialis combo. it does wonder for the sex drive. LOL

but they both had very pretty faces.

dont you hate that? when a chick is huge but you can tell in her face that if she was slender.... shed be hot as shit. so many girls i know have gorgeous facial features but are just fat.

Yep that was my case too.

I never understood how men could be attracted to fat chicks untill I made the slip up myself one night.

The girl wasn't an "average" fat chick by any means. And what I mean is her hot friend had passed out on my couch, and I was left with a raw case of blue balls.
As me and fatty had gotten into a conversation, I knew within seconds where it was going and realized for the first time in my life I had finally met my first genuine sex addict.

So I that made 3 great reasons to avoid her,
she was fat (prob like 5' 4", 165lbs)
I was drunk
and she admitted she was a sex addict which I soon learned was true.

Some girls may say "I love sex" or "I can't get enough", this girl was like "I'm fvcking obsessed with dick, I'll do anything to get a load down my throat" etc etc.

I was REAL akward at first, but the thing that really made it happen was she was an EXCELLENT SEDUCER.
Years later I can still say my entire life I have never been "seduced" by any girl except her. She was bold like a slut would be, but she didn't come off like one. She came off like a very confident girl who knew how to really please a man.
Her voice, her words, everything about her except her tummy was seductive. She didn't try to rape me (like a lot of guys claim happens with the fattys sometimes) she basically brainwashed me and gave me a life changing experience.
My entire paradigm shifted that night and even though I regretted it in the morning now (years later) I look back and am glad I did it. I didn't strap up but have been tested since and never caught anything so I was lucky.

But what she did to my dick that night no single skinny girl or 5 together could even think about doing. She was a professional, both at sex and seduction in a way you would need to witness first hand to really understand.

It was also my first time doing it in public (eventually moved inside but I learned how huge of a turn on public sex was that night).
I won't get into details, and I couldn't bring myself to doing it again, but I can say till this day, with all the skinny girls I've been with, not one had anything on this one fatty. Skinny girls don't have incentive to become pros. After I was done I was also extremely confused like I guess a gay guy might feel his first time.
I didn't know who I was anymore, my identity was shattered, and as drunk as I was I stayed up and went straight to work the next day.

If it never happened I'd most likely be bashing other dudes on here who it did happen to but I honestly don't regret it at all. One insane learning experience.

**DSM4Life** · 01-30-2009, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I do remember being very drunk one night and i ended up in bed with this huge monster. That im cool with, it happens to the best. What did make me feel a little sick was the fact that i had spent a good half hour going down on her. I remember licking her all over, the inside of her legs and her bits, at the time i remember her being so so wet, but thought this was sweat and juice that didnt taste to good, abit like smelly cheese. When i woke in the morning i noticed all up the inside of her legs were big swollen swores, that were ozzing puss. Yes i had been eating the puss from her legs lol..

**J431S** · 01-31-2009, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

Describe in detail the ugliest, fattiest, nastiest, girl you have had sex with…..Also explain why if it was a bet, your were drunk, or if that is all you can get..

LOL...i like my women chubby with coke-cola bottle shape and flat tommy kinda like what u see in avie. that's kind i would like to bang from behind.

***RAGE*** · 01-31-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by J431S

LOL...i like my women chubby with coke-cola bottle shape and flat tommy kinda like what u see in avie. that's kind i would like to bang from behind.

Kid we both could hit her from behind and never see each other....LMAO

**ni4ni** · 01-31-2009, 04:51 PM

Critter, the one on the right is all mine!!

**BgMc31** · 01-31-2009, 04:54 PM

While in college, she was a all conference shot putter...NUFF SAID!!! Well, hold on, the broad could bench 315 and squat 425!!! She was about 6'1 250+ from Australia.

**godkilla** · 02-01-2009, 02:02 PM

**skeldno** · 02-23-2009, 02:46 PM

LMAO wot a thread!!! i shot my load over and old fat nutty women with one boob!!!! i was pissed at the time!!! i have done things just as bad as that a few times!