Ugly, Fat, Nasty, Girl....

[*RAGE*]

Describe in detail the ugliest, fattiest, nastiest, girl you have had sex with…..Also explain why if it was a bet, your were drunk, or if that is all you can get..

[StoneGRMI]

Has never happened. Sorry I can't help with your weird fantasy.

[alex18]

i would rather have a wank!

[Matt]

My gran lol, wouldnt mind but she was covered in warts and never washed...

[alex18]

although i am waiting for someone to give the rodeo fat girl story!!

[*RAGE*]

Has never happened. Sorry I can't help with your weird fantasy.

[alex18]

Has never happened. Sorry I can't help with your weird fantasy.

thats because you are SHALLOW HAL

[*RAGE*]

thats because you are SHALLOW HAL

You know he is rolling one in flower right now looking for the wet spot....lol

[alex18]

this is gonna progress into 'your mamas so fat' jokes

[StoneGRMI]

I wish I was Shallow Hal. Then maybe I wouldn't be so superficial! I don't know how people can be attracted to hogs. We spend so much time, money and dedication to staying in shape and being healthy that I'm disgusted with the Big Mac eating fatties. To each their own though!

[alex18]

the bigger the cushion the deeper the pushin.....thats what i read

[gixxerboy1]

never. I'd rather go home and jerk off

[*RAGE*]

this is gonna progress into 'your mamas so fat' jokes

Thats not a bad idea for a thread......you need to get that one started...but here we go (your mamas so fat she beeps when she backs up)

[TTexas]

I have several. The worse was fat, bad acne, buck teeth, ect...
I wasnt goin to do it until my buddy confessed that he already had. So why not?
It was very gross, and I was very drunk. I ended up passing out in her bed that night. I woke up to sneak out of her house only to see her whole family sitting at the table eating sunday breakfast! Everyone just kinda looked at me with a disgusted look, except for what i assumed to be her brother and he was laughing. I made a break for the door and got to my truck and the keys were locked in it.
I broke the glass just to get outta there.

[Dukkit]

uh
well to be honest.
id say i was with 2

blame it on... Test, tren , caber, cialis combo. it does wonder for the sex drive. LOL

but they both had very pretty faces.

dont you hate that? when a chick is huge but you can tell in her face that if she was slender.... shed be hot as shit. so many girls i know have gorgeous facial features but are just fat.

[alex18]

Thats not a bad idea for a thread......you need to get that one started...but here we go (your mamas so fat she beeps when she backs up)

Done....

[J-Dogg]

I've always been after small small girls, like under 5'5" and not over 110 lbs.

I met up with a girl off craigslist though, i actually posted her picture awhile back because I made a post complaining about her.

She had a cute face, but when I met her, she was a little monster. Short, but HUGE thighs, arms and chest. All soft too, lol.

She went out with me and some friends that night and I took her back to by buddies basement. I was pretty much gone, the only reason I had a hard on was cause I took some cials earlier in the day.

I rolled on top of her and it was like my feet could not reach the bed she was so thick. there was just a lot there. I went to reach around her, while on top and grab her ass and I could not reach the bottom of her enormous butt cheeks. I'm on top of her and like 4 feet off the bed she is so thick.

I do the ol' pull the panties to the side and about to go at it, and she says "wait' and starts talking about " i really like you and I hope you can tell, yada yada" I just met her off Craigslist, lol.

I got mad and just rolled over and she says, Fine if that's what you want, take it. But I was already mad, went to sleep and got up EARLY EARLY drove her home before my buddies wife saw this cookie monster. No way I was catching shit from her over it, lol.

We laugh about it, but it was funny.

[alex18]

I've always been after small small girls, like under 5'5" and not over 110 lbs.

I met up with a girl off craigslist though, i actually posted her picture awhile back because I made a post complaining about her.

She had a cute face, but when I met her, she was a little monster. Short, but HUGE thighs, arms and chest. All soft too, lol.

She went out with me and some friends that night and I took her back to by buddies basement. I was pretty much gone, the only reason I had a hard on was cause I took some cials earlier in the day.

I rolled on top of her and it was like my feet could not reach the bed she was so thick. there was just a lot there. I went to reach around her, while on top and grab her ass and I could not reach the bottom of her enormous butt cheeks. I'm on top of her and like 4 feet off the bed she is so thick.

I do the ol' pull the panties to the side and about to go at it, and she says "wait' and starts talking about " i really like you and I hope you can tell, yada yada" I just met her off Craigslist, lol.

I got mad and just rolled over and she says, Fine if that's what you want, take it. But I was already mad, went to sleep and got up EARLY EARLY drove her home before my buddies wife saw this cookie monster. No way I was catching shit from her over it, lol.

We laugh about it, but it was funny.

kinda reminds me about how i rank women...1 thru 5

1. would never ever fcuk
2. would fcuk but never tell my mates
3. would fcuk and tell my mates
4. would fcuk and walk down the street holding her hand in public
5. would introduce to my parents

[Dukkit]

I've always been after small small girls, like under 5'5" and not over 110 lbs.

I met up with a girl off craigslist though, i actually posted her picture awhile back because I made a post complaining about her.

She had a cute face, but when I met her, she was a little monster. Short, but HUGE thighs, arms and chest. All soft too, lol.

She went out with me and some friends that night and I took her back to by buddies basement. I was pretty much gone, the only reason I had a hard on was cause I took some cials earlier in the day.

I rolled on top of her and it was like my feet could not reach the bed she was so thick. there was just a lot there. I went to reach around her, while on top and grab her ass and I could not reach the bottom of her enormous butt cheeks. I'm on top of her and like 4 feet off the bed she is so thick.

I do the ol' pull the panties to the side and about to go at it, and she says "wait' and starts talking about " i really like you and I hope you can tell, yada yada" I just met her off Craigslist, lol.

I got mad and just rolled over and she says, Fine if that's what you want, take it. But I was already mad, went to sleep and got up EARLY EARLY drove her home before my buddies wife saw this cookie monster. No way I was catching shit from her over it, lol.

We laugh about it, but it was funny.

kick ass

[J-Dogg]

kinda reminds me about how i rank women...1 thru 5

1. would never ever fcuk
2. would fcuk but never tell my mates
3. would fcuk and tell my mates
4. would fcuk and walk down the street holding her hand in public
5. would introduce to my parents

lol I tell my mates,I have no shame about that.

But my buddies wife always wants me to just find a "nice girl" they are both teachers, have really normal lives. Then I'm always bringing home a skank from the bar to her basement room or somthing.

I'm kinda funny and easy to get along with, she really likes me so just always gives me shit.

I eat dinner when I visit with them and their daughter, and no way was I going to let her bring up cookie monster at the dinner table, lol.

She coaches Jr. High girls volley ball and i keep trying to land a job as her assistant.

[alex18]

She coaches Jr. High girls volley ball and i keep trying to land a job as her assistant.[/QUOTE]

YES!!!

[joiningthedarkside]

bigs mom was pobably the worst for me

[illwillogical]

LMAO, I think a lot of guys are not being honest on this thread. I slept with a girl that had to weigh 230 plus just to get her to leave me alone lol. It was my 21st bday and my "boy" said he had a girl to hook me up with lol. Anyway I stayed at his apartment cause I was drunk and they wouldn't let me drive home. It was only a one bedroom and he only had one couch. So I had to sleep with her on the futon. She went down on me, asked me if I wanted her lol, I didn't say anything. Then she started weezing in my ear, which was gross and I knew she wasn't going to leave me alone. So I did what I had to do, it was morning by then. She went to the bathroom to clean up, and I got up and bounced LOL. But I forgot my glasses, that girls car was at my friends apartment till at least 9pm the next day she was waiting for me LOL.

[firmechicano831]

I have several. The worse was fat, bad acne, buck teeth, ect...
I wasnt goin to do it until my buddy confessed that he already had. So why not?
It was very gross, and I was very drunk. I ended up passing out in her bed that night. I woke up to sneak out of her house only to see her whole family sitting at the table eating sunday breakfast! Everyone just kinda looked at me with a disgusted look, except for what i assumed to be her brother and he was laughing. I made a break for the door and got to my truck and the keys were locked in it.
I broke the glass just to get outta there.

Bro I hope you moved away to a different zip code.

[ClubberLangsUncle]

When I was 17, a bunch of us were partying way up in the woods. There was a girl there who little sister I used to mess around with. But the big sister was pushin 250 to 270 lbs easy. To make a long story short, she was cryin about breakin up with her boyfriend, and not having a place to stay tonight. So I took her home to sleep on the couch in my bedroom. I kinda figuered something would happen so I drank to the point of near death. First she said,, would you like a massage, next she blow me for a bit. Then by some miracle we had sex, she was so big all i could do was bend her over the bed. Then after, I ended up on the couch because she couldent fit. I set the alarm and shoved her out the door eary before my parents woke up. The worse part is she told a bunch of people. Its been like 17 years and my buddies still screw with me about it.

[juicy_brucy]

I have nothing to hide... when I was a skinny bitch, i banged lotsa fatties.

[Nicotine]

the fatties need love too...

but they gotta pay!

quote: quagmire

[gst528i]

Goonie goo-goo, we cut bigfoots and wookies;
and fat women, because they need love too.
So go on big girl, whatchu gon' do?


Worst one i had was.... when i was 18 or 17 ..there was party with people i worked with. After a night of tequilla me and this gurl .. probably 190lbs glasses, teeth not all stright, loose fatty ass...
Any i didn't get shyt from anyone coz she could keep her mouth shut lol ..
to this day i remember that huge huge thong lol

[DCI]

uh
well to be honest.
id say i was with 2

blame it on... Test, tren , caber, cialis combo. it does wonder for the sex drive. LOL

but they both had very pretty faces.

dont you hate that? when a chick is huge but you can tell in her face that if she was slender.... shed be hot as shit. so many girls i know have gorgeous facial features but are just fat.

Lol, a true player has had to have had a heavy lady. And from my experience they will do more to please

And yep I know this one that is exactly as you described shes heavy but her face is nice. Shame for being heavy

[meathead320]

^^^^ I'd still hit this.

[PT]

nobody here go hogging in college?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

meathead, edit that pic please.
Against the rules

[solid-d]

I got a funny story that happened around Halloween.
About 2 weeks before that I hooked up with some girl i just met at my buddies frat house party and took her home. That night was good, but thank good I was soo hungover in the morning. Well she ended up coming to my city to hang out with her friends for halloween. So I met up with her and we went back to her friends house. This girl kept bugging me to get me to go to my car so we could 'talk'. And Im 28 and she is 20, so I preferred not to bang her in my small car. So we go to my car to talk and she is in my front seat, me in driver. Oh and it was raining hard that night, so my windows were completely fogged up. This girl had a ginormous ass, rest wasnt bad. So Im on top of her in the front seat, then, she gets on top of me in the front seat. When she was on top of me, she stood up,bent over, and her ass pressed against my front windshield and now we could see out the entire window, no more fog. To myself I was like, WHOA!.. Well, next time it rained I was driving with my current girlfriend at the time, and she was like, its funny how I can see out this side and how my side was soo foggy. I made a commit to my girl like, doesnt it almost look like a big ass print on my windshield. She never new.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Never with a fat chick. Or nasty.
Maybe just a semi ugly mexican chick...in my mind, shes not that great...
plus, i was drunk

[Reed]

Never been with a obese girl but one or two that had some extra meat and not the good kind. I chose to block them out of my mind. Pretend they never happened

[ClubberLangsUncle]

nobody here go hogging in college?

Ahh the memories, just semi hoggin in college, but I have friends that still dip in the hog pool.

[RuhlFreak55]

Has never happened. Sorry I can't help with your weird fantasy.

ditto.....

[critter]

Do the lovely ladies in my avatar count?

[RuhlFreak55]

uh
well to be honest.
id say i was with 2

blame it on... Test, tren , caber, cialis combo. it does wonder for the sex drive. LOL

but they both had very pretty faces.

dont you hate that? when a chick is huge but you can tell in her face that if she was slender.... shed be hot as shit. so many girls i know have gorgeous facial features but are just fat.

that's so sad.....it's so depressing to see that....i see it quite often here. I think about how ridiculously hot they'd be if they just got down in size.

[StoneGRMI]

that's so sad.....it's so depressing to see that....i see it quite often here. I think about how ridiculously hot they'd be if they just got down in size.

Yep, it sucks. I'm friends with a chick that is damn good looking but has always been about 25lbs over weight. She has always had a crush on me...she's in year final year in med school...I've thought about it. I'm a shallow bastard.