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    Wedding planning

    jeeezus ...this is HARD

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    chick fllick.......not sure what your asking is it good if you go to watch the girls other then that a wast of time...

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    Im having my wedding at KFC lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    jeeezus ...this is HARD
    If you think that's hard, you oughtta feel this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    If you think that's hard, you oughtta feel this...
    Hahaha lol

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    I wish I had a wedding to plan

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I wish I had a wedding to plan
    KatsMeow, im sure you have a queue of guy's wanting to marry you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    KatsMeow, im sure you have a queue of guy's wanting to marry you..
    none that I want to marry

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    I'm trying to get my neighbor to renew her vows so I can help her plan a wedding...LOL

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    lol thread hijacked :P

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    sorry zimmy, what all have you planned so far?

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    lol the problem is I planned the honey moon first...so I'm trying to arrange a small wedding (40 people). Best I have so far is a beach wedding. :\

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    Beach wedding sounds good lol, romantic anyway..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Beach wedding sounds good lol, romantic anyway..
    agreed. the honeymoon is probably the fun part of planning. don't most wives usually do most of the planning for the wedding? so then they can't complain about anything being wrong

    but anyway, it probably depends on where you want to go and how much you want to spend.

    katsmeow, beggers can't be choosers! marry mad matt

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Own View Post
    agreed. the honeymoon is probably the fun part of planning. don't most wives usually do most of the planning for the wedding? so then they can't complain about anything being wrong

    but anyway, it probably depends on where you want to go and how much you want to spend.

    katsmeow, beggers can't be choosers! marry mad matt
    Haha, lol if she's read any of my perverted posts she would stab me on sight. Plus i dont think she would like the idea of getting married in a KFC, mmmmmm chicken.

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    Just call it off. Look into Mexico. Cheap as hell and beautiful.

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    My best advice in regards to wedding planning is – don’t do it - run fat boy run – don’t look back - emigrate if you have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Haha, lol if she's read any of my perverted posts she would stab me on sight. Plus i dont think she would like the idea of getting married in a KFC, mmmmmm chicken.
    i thought those were the best parts... now she knows what kinda stuff your into and for the KFC, now she can have her cheat meal and get married on the same day!!! all benefits.

    i would marry her, but last time i checked, she didn't get a senior citizen discount so its a no go

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    If you think that's hard, you oughtta feel this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
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    dont do it come back to the light

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    lol the problem is I planned the honey moon first...so I'm trying to arrange a small wedding (40 people). Best I have so far is a beach wedding. :\
    why the hell do you want to get married....just go to the beach....but if you are going to do it......do your wedding vows while parasaling 400 feet about the water...that way if you change you mind you can jump..J/K but I have seen this done...then the boat took them to the beach they had two white horses waiting for them...they then rode off into the sun set....what beach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightsout2184 View Post
    dont do it come back to the light
    or at least pay somebody to do it.

    Been there... Next time around i'm paying lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    jeeezus ...this is HARD
    Congratulations on getting married.

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    zimmy u broke my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    jeeezus ...this is HARD

    dude, you ahve the easy part..

    just sit back and tell her to do whatever makes her happy..

    when she gets pissed, simply tell her that you just want her to be happy, that all you ever wanted was to elope to LasVegas for a fast spontaneous wedding, so since the two of you aren't doing that, you're just happy that she's happy..

    and then ask for butt sex..

    after that, she won't ask your opinion again..
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    lol nice line spy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    dude, you ahve the easy part..

    just sit back and tell her to do whatever makes her happy..

    when she gets pissed, simply tell her that you just want her to be happy, that all you ever wanted was to elope to LasVegas for a fast spontaneous wedding, so since the two of you aren't doing that, you're just happy that she's happy..

    and then ask for butt sex..

    after that, she won't ask your opinion again..
    lmao!

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    Zimmy,

    Your in htown, and about two hundred miles away in Burnet is a big castle they rent out for weddings. They plan the whole thing for you! Or in Kemah, they have a nice yacht that you can do packages on for up to 200. Food and everything you can get away with 20,000-25,000. Full staff and off the chain cool. Just a few suggestions. Good luck in your marraige man. Congrats.

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    I hear that tijuana is lovely this time of year

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    Zimmy, does your chick not have anything to do with planning the wedding? I've never heard of a man even caring about the planning part.

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    Been there bro it'll be 2 years in July, It is the most stressful shit ever...

    Basically remember one thing, It's her day.

    Stick to that basic principle and you won't go too far astray.

    When's the big day?

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    I'll plan it for you, just tell me what your budget is

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    lol cheap

    I want a nicer wedding but she won't let me spend more than 3k. I am planning it because it is MY day. She's been married before and doesn't care too much for the ceremony. But I care so she letting me plan it. And to make it worse I procrastinate so I need to get married in June

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    lol cheap

    I want a nicer wedding but she won't let me spend more than 3k. I am planning it because it is MY day. She's been married before and doesn't care too much for the ceremony. But I care so she letting me plan it. And to make it worse I procrastinate so I need to get married in June
    Lol id go with the beach wedding..

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    It stinks cus I can do a beach wedding in Hawaii (the honey moon) for 700 but we aren't gonna have any family around and that makes my eyes rain.

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    Yeah that sucks, why are they not able to go??

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    cus it's $ to go to hawaii and my family and her family is not rich

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    In June go to the florida keys you can do that and it wount cost that much..

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