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    Well Gents, its Valentines Day! What are you wasting YOUR money on??

    Resteraunts?
    Flowers?
    Candy?
    Condoms?
    Or (**** condoms, she isnt worth the extra money. Whats the point? She doesnt even know my real name and I take her to dinner clear across the city so she cant run into any of my real friends. She only knows my PO Box. Im prepared to break for the mexican border at a moments notice.)

    Is Valentines Day a total bullshit holiday developed by corporate America with some vague historic reference?

    Or is it a good day for couples to show appreciation and love for each other?

    And more importantly....

    LADIES. What are YOU doing for your MAN today?

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    i'm not spending any money???

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    Went to dinner yesterday for V-day. If your going out today have fun fighting the crowd SUCKAAAAAAA

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    We decided to just get each other cards. That's it. Nice and simple.

    But then she surprised me and got me one of those iron gym things, so I guess I have do something now...

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    I dropped 70 on flowers.

    Have to do dinner tonight with her sister and brother in law. DSM is right, I don't want to fight the crowed and I hate V-Day.

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    No gifts just tell her:

    "Honey i don't need to spend money to show that you are all i am ever going to want/need in life. Its you who i love and will continue do so as long as there is air in my lungs."

    Then bang like rabbits.

    Last edited by DSM4Life; 02-14-2009 at 01:04 PM.

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    3 sums^^^^^ huh rabbits eh?

    gunna spend money on Condoms and a movie, probably blow my load to soon and sleep alone i need some help LOL

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    V-Day is a holiday created by the government to generate money in to the economy. Women are demanding enough without giving them a holiday like this...lol.

    Luckily the girl I am dating does not want me to get her anything (and she's not getting me anything). And that's not a "you don't have to get me anything...wink, wink, cough, cough..." It's a no, really, don't get me anything. Which is cool with me.

    All of the restaurants were packed tonight, so we're going to a local pizza and beer place, and then we're heading to a local improv comedy club. And she's going to get crunk. Like I told her, "the more you drink, the better I look." Thanks alcohol...you just might get me laid tonight!!!!

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    Ya i think i successfuly avoid much of the vday bullshit.

    Me and my little bro (19) are going to bring his and my girl over and cook them crab and a few other dishes and then watch a movie. Cheap, thoughtful, tastey! Then they will all prolly get ****ing smashed while I look on in jealousy cause im on cycle and still in my dbol kickstart. Eat crab, watch a movie, get laid. All in all I guess there isnt much to be upset about!

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    Last edited by Voland; 02-14-2009 at 01:19 PM.

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    I gave my first two wives child support....I gave my third wife the bird,,,,,,I have nothing left to give my present wife....LOL j/k we going to the movies as soon a i get done donating blood....

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I gave my first two wives child support....I gave my third wife the bird,,,,,,I have nothing left to give my present wife....LOL j/k we going to the movies as soon a i get done donating blood....
    really ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    really ?
    all is true except giving blood........

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    all is true except giving blood........
    And for a split second i thought you were a stand up guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    And for a split second i thought you were a stand up guy
    Not at all brother Not at all.......

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    I never think wasting money on condoms and lube is a bad idea??

    just sayin
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    I never think wasting money on condoms and lube is a bad idea??

    just sayin
    subtract condoms which give more money for lube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post


    thats is AWESOME

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    Just remember "the fat ones never leave"
    Yea but you want the fat ones to leave...

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    Is Valentines Day a total bullshit holiday developed by corporate America with some vague historic reference?
    yeah. made to keep hershey and hallmark in business.

    probably goin to a party or somethin tonight.. saves money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
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    this sounds fun

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    depends on what side you are on. She is a cute little 11 year old that lives just up the road.....I can' wait

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    I'm buying nothing.

    My chick and I do that 'special' stuff year round...

    I've never celebrated valentines day personally.

    Heading offline to cook her dinner in a minute... then we're gonna cuddle up and watch some movies for the rest of the evening.

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    ^^^porno I assume

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    i wrote my girl a poem and threw out $90 on flowers... got it delivered... threw out another 10.

    but it was worth it :P.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    3 sums^^^^^ huh rabbits eh?

    gunna spend money on Condoms and a movie, probably blow my load to soon and sleep alone i need some help LOL
    Get some caber, makes me a stallion...sometimes too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0tolerance View Post
    i wrote my girl a poem and threw out $90 on flowers... got it delivered... threw out another 10.

    but it was worth it :P.
    Oh yea that poem....
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    my dick is huge
    and so are you

    Did she dig it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex-Appeal View Post
    Oh yea that poem....
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    my dick is huge
    and so are you

    Did she dig it?
    rofl...
    more like

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    And I see a picture in my mind
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    It was like time slowed down
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    Your long blonde hair
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    I was lost in your stare
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    You’re the reason I wake up
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    You’re too perfect for this world
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    You’re the sweetest girl I know Jenni
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    Just finished up a great night of food, laughs and sex. We went out, she bought my dinner, got me a present, paid for my beer, and then we had sex. THAT is how I roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by #1ComputerGeek View Post
    Just finished up a great night of food, laughs and sex. We went out, she bought my dinner, got me a present, paid for my beer, and then we had sex. THAT is how I roll.
    she must be fat,, all the hot girls I know,,, are like what can you do for me...
    glad you had a great day....

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    i spent 1200 on gold jewelry cause i had to cut her short on christmas and her birthday is today too....sad day man...sad day

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