If you could be super

**Matt** · 03-27-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

any smaller and it would be a vagina wouldn't it?????

When i sent jayne a photo of me naked she said it was the biggest cock she had ever seen...

***RAGE*** · 03-27-2009, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

awww I luv ya buddy, you just set yourself up for that one, sorry.

I would want the power to take Prone's pain away........lolol

Thanks bro,

***RAGE*** · 03-27-2009, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

When i sent jayne a photo of me naked she said it was the biggest cock she had ever seen...

Photo chopped or is it photo enlargement.....I do that all the time....

***T-MOS*** · 03-27-2009, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

When i sent jayne a photo of me naked she said it was the biggest cock she had ever seen...

Yea I know, when she forwarded it to me, we had a good laugh about it and she said she forgot to tell you she meant this cock right here

**Ernst** · 03-27-2009, 03:36 PM

The ability to control others with my mind. As for why, that should be obvious: all the money and pussay you want, and traffic would part like the Red Sea did for Moses, etc.

**DSM4Life** · 03-27-2009, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

The ability to control others with my mind. As for why, that should be obvious: all the money and pussay you want, and traffic would part like the Red Sea did for Moses, etc.

Control me ...

**Rockstar1990** · 03-27-2009, 03:48 PM

i have the power of mind control, so i could do anthing or get anything i want MWAHAHAHA

**DSM4Life** · 03-27-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Rockstar1990

i have the power of mind control, so i could do anthing or get anything i want MWAHAHAHA

**Matt** · 03-27-2009, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

Yea I know, when she forwarded it to me, we had a good laugh about it and she said she forgot to tell you she meant this cock right here

Lmfao....

Im hurt

**Voland** · 03-27-2009, 03:58 PM

mind control.

**PIGPEN8181** · 03-27-2009, 07:24 PM

I would be the most muscular beast alive..........when I'm angry....oops I am that already....sweeeeeet

**jbm** · 03-27-2009, 08:53 PM

The ability to control the minds of other people...

**l2elapse** · 03-27-2009, 08:58 PM

immortal until i say a sequence of words to terminate myself

**thai-lan** · 03-27-2009, 09:09 PM

Teleport , super strength and two penises

**sweet-jayne** · 03-27-2009, 10:05 PM

elastigirl, naturally

**CBGB** · 03-27-2009, 10:18 PM

I wanna be able to pixil my face on command. Like they do to people on Cops.
I could walk into a bank and BAM!! Pixilface...Give me the cash!

**bushido3374** · 03-28-2009, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by mn_fighter

Or the ability to bullshit like Rickson Gracie and get people to believe it.

He is exaggerate rediculously, but does also have a very high limit of skill to back up a little bit of his claims. I think almost everyone is on to him by now.

I think I'd like to be able to alter matter.

**Kratos** · 03-28-2009, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by CBGB190

I wanna be able to pixil my face on command. Like they do to people on Cops.
I could walk into a bank and BAM!! Pixilface...Give me the cash!

It's called a ski mask

**Kratos** · 03-28-2009, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by thai-lan

Teleport , super strength and two penises

pick one only
and where does the other penis go? side by side or over under would just get in the way. Can't imagine how you'd use that power or any girls who'd find it anything but gross.

**ni4ni** · 03-28-2009, 07:19 AM

the power to make women appear and DISappear when i want. esp the disappear part!!

**Rockstar1990** · 03-28-2009, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

ur just upset cause i had a good one lol

**Matt** · 03-28-2009, 01:23 PM

The flexability to suck my own willy....

**CBGB** · 03-28-2009, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

The flexability to suck my own willy....

That too!

**ni4ni** · 03-28-2009, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

The flexability to suck my own willy....

you would never have time to be on the board

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-28-2009, 02:34 PM

immortality

**Hunter** · 03-28-2009, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by bushido3374

He is exaggerate rediculously, but does also have a very high limit of skill to back up a little bit of his claims. I think almost everyone is on to him by now.

I think I'd like to be able to alter matter.

He is amazing at bjj but he never had enought "public" fights to every really be judged as a fighter. He has a very big mouth.

**DCannon** · 03-28-2009, 04:18 PM

Regeneration, like Wolverine.
Also invisibility would be pretty sweet.

**ni4ni** · 03-28-2009, 04:19 PM

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SIR, THATS A BIG COCK YOU HAVE

**Brown Ninja** · 03-28-2009, 05:12 PM

to be able to fly

**Brown Ninja** · 03-28-2009, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

pick one only
and where does the other penis go? side by side or over under would just get in the way. Can't imagine how you'd use that power or any girls who'd find it anything but gross.

One to jerk off with and the other one to shove up his own ass

**CBGB** · 03-28-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

It's called a ski mask

Are you kidding? Ever seen CSI. If you so much as breath in a ski mask they will bust you.

It's ok, I have a better idea

My super power would be being able to give and take away super powers from other people..........Here are your super powers sir....NOW DO MY BIDDING!!!!!

**thai-lan** · 03-28-2009, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

pick one only
and where does the other penis go? side by side or over under would just get in the way. Can't imagine how you'd use that power or any girls who'd find it anything but gross.

HAHA well one goes in **** and one goes in ass? or 3some ?Why do you think its gross?? I think it would be cool to have that power !!Can you imagine have sex with two chicks at the same time and spraying them down with two penises

**Older lifter** · 03-28-2009, 09:34 PM

To read and control minds........

**QuieTSToRM33** · 03-29-2009, 12:08 AM

Immortality ... no doubt about it.

**bushido3374** · 03-29-2009, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by mn_fighter

He is amazing at bjj but he never had enought "public" fights to every really be judged as a fighter. He has a very big mouth.

Yeah, he should have just claimed superiority with bjj without the rediculous win/loss in MMA. He sure made a hell of a lot of money though.

That whole Rorion "pure Gracie" bjj issue is one of the reasons I quit training with the kimono. I loved the art, but became so disallusioned by the politics.

**WOLFCRAFT** · 03-29-2009, 02:44 PM

I'd want to make people's heads explode like in Scanners.
But be able to do it real slow like.

**Flagg** · 03-29-2009, 03:04 PM

Control of the electric magnetic spectrum like Magneto or maybe immortality.

**Matt** · 03-29-2009, 04:34 PM

The powers to kill all men on earth, oh and ugly chicks. I could then comand all women..

**jfalco** · 03-29-2009, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I can think of some inherent problems with flight if that's your only power dukkit
if you can fly how fast
I mean it's no fun to fly somewhere if you could get there faster in a car
so what's an acceptable speed to be able to fly? moped speed? like 35 mph would be safe. To get anywhere good you'd have to be able to at least do 300 I think. 300mph wouldn't want to hit a bird or something. Rain drops would be a bitch.

Rain drops would only sting a little. Not much different from jumping out of a plane. Hail, now that's another story.