How to get a girl to go to the gym NICELY?

[higherdesire]

She seems like a really nice girl bro.

Was that her Mom in the picture where she was pointing at the snatch? Pretty cool if you ask me.

By the way, who was the fatty with the kankles blocking the view in the last shot?

[jamyjamjr]

dude.... u ever heard of something called cat string theory????

it's a passive agressive philosophy to get a woman to do what you want, works real well.. i know i sound like im talking about a dog right now, ladies no disrespect, i love ya!! but women do respond well to it...

let me explain...

if you take a string of yarn and wiggle it over a cat, what does it do?? it loses it's mind trying to catch it..
if you drop the string on the floor, the cat loses intrest very quickly...
get it??

[Gaspari1255]

[QUOTE=higherdesire;4533580]She seems like a really nice girl bro.

Was that her Mom in the picture where she was pointing at the snatch? Pretty cool if you ask me.

By the way, who was the fatty with the kankles blocking the view in the last shot?[/QUOTE]

it's amazing of what two years of college can do to one. Chicks metabolisms slow down like crazy and they just get in denial

[Gaspari1255]

dude.... u ever heard of something called cat string theory????

it's a passive agressive philosophy to get a woman to do what you want, works real well.. i know i sound like im talking about a dog right now, ladies no disrespect, i love ya!! but women do respond well to it...

let me explain...

if you take a string of yarn and wiggle it over a cat, what does it do?? it loses it's mind trying to catch it..
if you drop the string on the floor, the cat loses intrest very quickly...
get it??

I feel you, but there is no relationship here. like everyone else said, SHE has to lose the weight for her, Not much I can really do.

[higherdesire]

******, glad your humor is in tact. All BS aside bro, if she caught you setting her up for manipulation it can't end well. Just ease into it. "Hey girl, you looking large today. Makes me want to take your big ass to the beach and sell shade or sumpthin' you kow what I'm saying? shoot, if you don't slim down we can get paid. I am definalty diggin this"

You know something sweet like that... to break the ice, but say it man, don't dance around it cause it will haunt you forever. She'll be like "what are really saying?" everytime you talk to her. Diggit?

[Ernst]

Here we go:

[T-MOS]

I didn't read all the posts, but if you are serious and don't want to hurt her feelings, tell her you want to spend more time with her and think it would be fun to work out together, tell her it will help YOU stay motivated if she is there doing it with you

[LAW]

same thing happened to me. she lost the weight on her own. you cant make the decision to lose weight for her.

What a smart man you are!

Tell her if she wants to see what she is headed for in 15/20 years I can send her some of my before pictures. I wish I knew then what I know now about diet. Also you have to remember that without changing the diet which is 99% of it, you can still have a fat chick that goes to the gym. Im a perfect example of that.

[thai-lan]

My girl keeps telling me she wants to go to the gym but when the day comes, she starts to make up bs excuse. I decided to say screw it. Gives me more time to talk to all the hotties at the gym. If she keeps gaining weight, Ill tell her to fuk off.
There is plenty of fish in the sea and should not be a problem for anybody to find one more.

Im thinking the same way u do. Though i was clear to my girlfriend and told her that id just tell this once so i told her this "if you keep on putting extra weight , you know what is going to happen in the future right?? you better start hitting the gym before it happens ".

And you know what she came up with? she said that i care only her body not her heart

[higherdesire]

wow didn't see that one coming.

[Matt]

What a smart man you are!

Tell her if she wants to see what she is headed for in 15/20 years I can send her some of my before pictures. I wish I knew then what I know now about diet. Also you have to remember that without changing the diet which is 99% of it, you can still have a fat chick that goes to the gym. Im a perfect example of that.

WOW Law thats a big difference, way to go girl

[HOLLYWOOD.JACK]

" I need a training partner, you should come gym with me "

[Matt]

What a smart man you are!

Tell her if she wants to see what she is headed for in 15/20 years I can send her some of my before pictures. I wish I knew then what I know now about diet. Also you have to remember that without changing the diet which is 99% of it, you can still have a fat chick that goes to the gym. Im a perfect example of that.

And i thought you were only 20??

[DSM4Life]

[Matt]

^^ Id hit it...

[DSM4Life]

If she is more of a visual person you could always try one of these:

[HOLLYWOOD.JACK]

^^ How is that 'nicely'?

[jamyjamjr]

that's just plain fcuking funny

[DSM4Life]

^^ How is that 'nicely'?

Just have a smile on your face when you present her with an item

[HOLLYWOOD.JACK]

that's just plain fcuking funny

you claim you have 'roid rage ' ...

[jnewton86]

this entire thread is hilarious! haha, love it

[Rugger02]

I didn't read all the posts, but if you are serious and don't want to hurt her feelings, tell her you want to spend more time with her and think it would be fun to work out together, tell her it will help YOU stay motivated if she is there doing it with you

Pretty much word for word what I was going to say, make it seem like she's going for you.

I said that to my wife a while back. Said I was having a hard time getting the ambition to work-out but if she went with then it would be easier for me to stick to it. Plus it would be fun doing it together.

[Chode Logan]

this isn't his girlfriend though so saying "I just wanna spend time with you" will give the wrong idea. why not just find a new f*ck buddy?

[thai-lan]

[Chode Logan]

Buy her a full length mirror as a gift.

[Chode Logan]

When you have sex with her purposely put your penis into a flab of fat on her belly and tell her "whoops I couldn't find it"

[Chode Logan]

Rent a movie with Rosie O'Donell in it and casually mention "hey, you two kinda look alike"

[Chode Logan]

When you're snuggling, in a very nice way say "you're so cuddly, you're like my very own giant tumor of love"

[Chode Logan]

Or "Chris Farley called, he wants his body back"

[HOLLYWOOD.JACK]

Damn man relax..

[Chode Logan]

You ain't my momma.

[HOLLYWOOD.JACK]

Cramp

[Chode Logan]

Intruiging.

[Skully44420]

yeah she used to be hot

[Gaspari1255]

^sad but true.

[jamyjamjr]

you claim you have 'roid rage' ...

aggression is a common side of tren ... calm your ass down

[higherdesire]

your on fire bro,

this thread has made my day..

I just got this one. I shouldn't admit it. BTW, you my friend need to floss

[*RAGE*]

I just got this one. I shouldn't admit it. BTW, you my friend need to floss

I know these teeth are hard to keep clean. I have been throwing poop at people all day so will brush before bed tonight...lol

[Rx GEAR]

LOL, this is great.

[jbm]

If she don't want to go to the gym. take her to a dance class at least she'll burn fat there...