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    cant really tell which ones the before/after.

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    does she have any hot friends???
    If you tell her strait up that she needs to loose weight, it will crush her feelings. Just remember, all women are jealous conniving bitches. Next time your out with her, start noticing her attractive friends. Something along the lines of,"damn, your best friend Angie looks like she lost some weight, and got more toned. she really looks good." your friend will be in the gym within a week trying to compete with that skinny bitch.

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    Dude, you're in love with a fat chick and you want to help her become thin.

    Wait a minute...Richard Simmons? Is that you?

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    I told my wife.. That she was gainging some weight by her twat. And it was making her wooohaaa look fat. LOL. I told her I didn't mess with rooster goblers. So she hits the gym with me now.. LOL. True Story..

    She's not fat at all just lazy and out of shape.

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    so she is fat because of the people that r out of shape are usually fat ;D

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    Just be honest with her.


    and make fun of her daily...

    She will soon go anorexic.


    problem solved.

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    As my boy Jigsaw would say ... "you can't help her ... she has to help herself"

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    i think it would be a mistake to assume that the gym is the answer. do some fun actvities together, that isnt as intimidating as the gym, and go on some walks. also, start cooking for her/with her. diet will help a whole lot more. endless options to experiment with. good luck.

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    just suck it up and have some crazy crazy long hard sweaty sex with her a few times a day

    make sure shes on top, doin the squats and such

    that will help burn some chub off

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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    i think it would be a mistake to assume that the gym is the answer. do some fun actvities together, that isnt as intimidating as the gym, and go on some walks. also, start cooking for her/with her. diet will help a whole lot more. endless options to experiment with. good luck.
    my wife just bought us mountain bikes and said we should go riding together. maybe she is trying to tell me I'm fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    my wife just bought us mountain bikes and said we should go riding together. maybe she is trying to tell me I'm fat
    well i wasnt gonna say anything. but shes been texting me askin me how to get you back in shape

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well i wasnt gonna say anything. but shes been texting me askin me how to get you back in shape
    i've been trying to convince her she can suck the fat out through my cock and im only fat because she isnt trying hard enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    just suck it up and have some crazy crazy long hard sweaty sex with her a few times a day

    make sure shes on top, doin the squats and such

    that will help burn some chub off
    hmmm well let me ask you, would you still hit it? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    hmmm well let me ask you, would you still hit it? lol
    id need more pics to be able to tell that

    but im sure with 5 shots of whiskey in me and while on 500mg a week of test... i would

    hehehehe

    how bout let me borrow her for a month... ill burn that fat right off of her bro

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS-_GDDwcKw


    just to what this guy did. worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    Get her a feedbag with a splatter guard/shield and a gym membership. Show both of them to her and say hey babe your at a crossroads here, choose ye this day whom ye will serve.

    if she chooses the feedbag, kick her in the stomach really hard, and say see if you went the other way and had built up some abs, that wouldn't have hurt so bad.

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    Wow lol, that video is brutal

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    that was the FUNNIEST fcuking video... hahahahahahahaha...

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    The root cause of her fatness is the excessive drinking. Tell her to drink less . . .

    - She'll be healthier
    - She'll spend less on booze
    - She'll be less intoxcated and sloppy in bed
    - She'll be skinnier and therefore more attracative
    - She'll be less inclined to nail a random STD infested homeless guy before banging you

    Just tell her to stop drinking for her health. Explain to her smart female brain that alcohol will shrink her boobs, wrinkle her skin and make her infertile! Not precisely true, but being a dumb chick she should buy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironreload04 View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds-_gddwckw


    just to what this guy did. Worked for me.
    that was great

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surreal View Post
    The root cause of her fatness is the excessive drinking. Tell her to drink less . . .

    - She'll be healthier
    - She'll spend less on booze
    - She'll be less intoxcated and sloppy in bed
    - She'll be skinnier and therefore more attracative
    - She'll be less inclined to nail a random STD infested homeless guy before banging you

    Just tell her to stop drinking for her health. Explain to her smart female brain that alcohol will shrink her boobs, wrinkle her skin and make her infertile! Not precisely true, but being a dumb chick she should buy it.

    Sorority girl my friend...I have a better chance of seeing Jesus than talking her out of drinking.

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    ^^^^ we'll, seems your stuck between a rock and a hard place on this one....

    if she gives a shit about you, she'll put aside, or minimize the drinking...

    i think it's time you lay down some boundries...

    JMO...

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    ^^^^

    dont date sorority chicks then. stereotypically, they are dum anyway.

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    I hate to be the voice of desention here after all my jokes, but I would never do that to a girl under any circumstances (the video). That was bs. If my daughter or sister had that happen, someone has an ass kickin coming. A real down home behind the barn lesson so to speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    Sorority girl my friend...I have a better chance of seeing Jesus than talking her out of drinking.
    Doesn't she have any attractive and fit sorority sisters whose mere presence inspires her to put a finger down her own throat and puke?!

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    this is a loose loose situation. anything you say or do will end up biting you in the ass and cause you more headaches than you are prepared for.

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    Tell her a Mcdonalds has opened at the gym... And their giving away free happy meals...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thai-lan View Post
    so she is fat because of the people that r out of shape are usually fat ;D

    Highly doubtful.. 105lbs standing 5ft 6 in.. Hmmmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surreal View Post
    The root cause of her fatness is the excessive drinking.
    Wrong.

    The cause of her fatness is her inability to control herself ... and her lack of desire to want to change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33 View Post
    Wrong.

    The cause of her fatness is her inability to control herself ... and her lack of desire to want to change.
    Hit the nail on the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    id need more pics to be able to tell that

    but im sure with 5 shots of whiskey in me and while on 500mg a week of test... i would

    hehehehe

    how bout let me borrow her for a month... ill burn that fat right off of her bro
    If you return her back to me a 10/10...then you can have her for two fvcking months!

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    Alright after just finding this picture, this is the final strawl. I am telling her to her face tonight that she needs to lose weight for her own health and how much happier she'll be...Wish me luck boys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    If you return her back to me a 10/10...then you can have her for two fvcking months!
    oh its a deal

    she in jersey? ill hit her up next time i see abbot. lol

    cuz im straight up with chicks. ill donkey punch her till she gets in the gym

    she needs to start tannin again too

    and take care of those roots/dye job

    i got chu son!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    Alright after just finding this picture, this is the final strawl. I am telling her to her face tonight that she needs to lose weight for her own health and how much happier she'll be...Wish me luck boys!
    goddamn

    she looks perfect there

    yeah. good luck man. but someones gotta pull her head out her ass and make her wake up

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    Alright after just finding this picture, this is the final strawl. I am telling her to her face tonight that she needs to lose weight for her own health and how much happier she'll be...Wish me luck boys!
    DUDE you are WAYYYYYYYYY more patient than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    DUDE you are WAYYYYYYYYY more patient than me.
    True that...but think about, if she drops the weight..she will be one nice pieceo ass yet again. Patience is the virtue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    True that...but think about, if she drops the weight..she will be one nice pieceo ass yet again. Patience is the virtue.
    but you better marry her then.... cuz now she has those fat pockets in her that will never go away. lol

    what does her mom look like?

    what im sayin is... if she doesnt keep up with it.. she will most likely end up chubby again in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    True that...but think about, if she drops the weight..she will be one nice pieceo ass yet again. Patience is the virtue.
    Well I now know that you are white! tru Dat bro, not true that buddy!

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