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04-14-2009, 09:51 PM #1
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Let the Freak Show Begin!!!
Ok.... What's the most nasty-ess, freakiest thing a girl has ever said to you in bed??? This should be interesting.
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04-14-2009, 09:53 PM #2
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Can't speak for myself but I met a guy last night on campus, about 23 or so...He was sharing with me that he banging this 65 year old rich woman. When they have sex, she dresses up in a nurses outfit and rides him and screams "do you want granny to leave you something when she dies"? That whole image/language is disturbing, lol.
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04-14-2009, 09:58 PM #3
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my girl likes to be choked.
gather 'round kids...
...anyways, quite frequently she'll ask to be pile driven, spanked, slapped, and cracked in the ankle with a cane....THEN fvcked
she likes it in the butt when she's uber drunk
if i have anythying else to contribute as i sit here, i'll chime in
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04-14-2009, 10:12 PM #4
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get me pregnant...was the scariest
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04-14-2009, 10:17 PM #5
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i think ur mom is hot
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04-14-2009, 10:18 PM #6
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"I can make it come out of my nose you wanna see?"
Originally Posted by kman
haha no Im jk
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04-14-2009, 10:19 PM #7
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Oh MY GOD YOU HAVE A BIG COCK
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04-14-2009, 10:19 PM #8
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ahhh, now that's freaky!!! Originally Posted by warchild28
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04-14-2009, 10:24 PM #9
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punch my tits...
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04-14-2009, 10:24 PM #10
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Originally Posted by prone2rage
If you hear it more then once you won't be freaked out anymore.
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04-14-2009, 11:51 PM #11
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I'm not sure, it's hard to understand them with the ball gag in their mouth.
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04-14-2009, 11:54 PM #12
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Put in my butt and let me lick it .
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04-14-2009, 11:57 PM #13
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Fvck me your Highness!!!!
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04-14-2009, 11:59 PM #14
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In an Australian accent "I'm on the blot, so you'll have to throw it in me dumper"!!!
I couldn't stop laughing!
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04-15-2009, 12:06 AM #15
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winner so far Originally Posted by ******
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04-15-2009, 12:10 AM #16
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I told you you could get your whole foot in ...
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04-15-2009, 12:11 AM #17
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OH! You see! oh! brother aahhhh!!!!! I'm not gay!!!!
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04-15-2009, 12:16 AM #18
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One of my ex's always wanted to squirt on me while i was banging her
trust me guys, a girl that can squirt is NOT COOL, it gets old after a while and very messy to clean up, very
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04-15-2009, 12:20 AM #19
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Is squirt real? what's the smell?
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04-15-2009, 12:25 AM #20
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Hell ya its real! not every girl can do it though, or knows how
havent you at least seen it in a porn?
ive come across some girls that can
at 1st its cool and you think, damn im the man, got this girl off like no other! LOL
as fro the smell, eh it depends... sometimes nothin, sometimes like pvssy
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04-15-2009, 12:29 AM #21
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I've seen squirt at porn...
Just curious bout the smell!!! lololol...............
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04-15-2009, 12:35 AM #22
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ya im curious about the smell too cuz to be honest i dont know where the hell that shit comes from! i mean it comes out of the piss hole, but id be curious to know exactly what the liquid consists of, you know? lol
and if the smell has anything to do with hygiene?
i never asked LOL
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04-15-2009, 12:39 AM #23
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im calling BS on some of u guys....you know who you are.
as for me i think the best i've heard is
"is it in my ass" LOL she was hammered and it was my finger lol
and....???? ughh...ah...uhh....please stop it hurts....
that was when i put it in her but lol
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04-15-2009, 12:45 AM #24
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Butt sex is overrated IMO
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04-15-2009, 12:50 AM #25
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chickie passed out during an orgasm
I feel shame because i couldn't finish.. she regained consciousness very quickly but still...
And i don't like anal sex, smells too much..
and, squirting?? 2 women ive been with.. wife now does it but just a little so it's not to bad.. and it does not smell like anything, like clear ***** juice..
I vote for the old lady, as soon as she said "granny" i'd be done..The answer to your every question
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04-15-2009, 12:53 AM #26
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ya i think granny 1 is the best so far, but technically shouldnt count since its not from a member of our board
but passing out during an orgasm!!! LOL thats pretty hilarious
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04-15-2009, 12:55 AM #27
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turns out she had a cold but wanted sex, or rather wanted to be there with me..
i was 26 she was 35, married, i was scum, but if it wasn't me it would have been someone else..The answer to your every question
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04-15-2009, 12:57 AM #28
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so she wasnt drunk or anything?
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04-15-2009, 12:59 AM #29
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naw, i don't like sexing drunk women.. Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic
sometimes they cry, sometimes they throw up, often they claim "i wouldn't have done that except i was drunk"
yea right you dirty little slut, you loved it and you know it.. and worst yet.... i know it..The answer to your every question
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04-15-2009, 01:02 AM #30
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HAHAHAHAH maybe she was really just narcoleptic and was embarrassed and didnt want to tell you!!!
ya... sexin drunk whores really does get old, not really my cup of tea anymore... but i guess depends on the situation
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04-15-2009, 01:06 AM #31
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I've loved every woman i've ever had sex with..
Maybe for a very short time, but still..The answer to your every question
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04-15-2009, 01:37 AM #32
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having sex with women is weird :\
one guy i was going to be with asked me "would you mind if i wore a wig and nylons, and you called me your sissy"
so, that never happened..... ****in weirdo.
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04-15-2009, 02:49 AM #33
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HAHAHA WTF im an aussie, i know we hav plenty of slang words and phrases in our speech but i have never heard a chick say that, that is faaarkin pricelessIn an Australian accent "I'm on the blot, so you'll have to throw it in me dumper"!!!
I couldn't stop laughing!
i couldnt stop laughing x 2
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04-15-2009, 03:04 AM #34
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04-15-2009, 03:17 AM #35
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piss in her mouth....
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04-15-2009, 03:25 AM #36
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The wierdest thing anyone has ever said to me is the following
"If you tell anyone about this I will hurt your Mother"
The wierdest thing I ever said to anyone is
"Ok Dad"
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04-15-2009, 04:04 AM #37
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"Lost in Translation" moment here...
My first Japanese girlfriend asked me this (in English) before having sex for the first time;
"Do you wanna stab your son in my little girl?"
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04-15-2009, 04:14 AM #38
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i beg to differ....i find squirting one of the hottest things on the planet Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic
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04-15-2009, 04:45 AM #39
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So I assume you got a lot of experience about squirting.... Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
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04-15-2009, 05:49 AM #40
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On a business trip to Japan I had a CEO send a painted girl to the room. She never spoke unitl we were having sex and she started screaming (sounds like) "no key ocha dona" over and over. THe next day while on the golf course I hit a birdie and proudly stated "no key ocha dona" trying to impress...the CEO looked at me agast and said "What you mean wrong hole?"
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