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  1. 05-04-2009, 11:17 AM #41
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    a bird

    probably a falcon or hawk

    something thats a hunter. looks cool. sharp big ass claws. fast in the air

    and just being able to travel the world while flying and floating on currents of air

    yep... a bird
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    A thong That Jenna Jamason is wearing
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    I want to chemist so I brew my own gear and be a PORN STAR on the side. LMAO. Sweet life free steroids and free sex what more can you ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Pig View Post
    A thong That Jenna Jamason is wearing
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  7. 05-04-2009, 12:40 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    a bird

    probably a falcon or hawk

    something thats a hunter. looks cool. sharp big ass claws. fast in the air

    and just being able to travel the world while flying and floating on currents of air

    yep... a bird
    be a perigrine falcon, check this video of one diving at 180mph, plus they can see a field mouse from a kilometer away, badass birds

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnT2joxnkqY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    be a perigrine falcon, check this video of one diving at 180mph, plus they can see a field mouse from a kilometer away, badass birds

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnT2joxnkqY
    perigrine was actually # 1 choice on my list

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  9. 05-04-2009, 12:58 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    perigrine was actually # 1 choice on my list

    well there ya go then, i'll take being a wolf, you take the air i'll take the land, together we'll take the world!!!!(insert random ass 70's music)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    well there ya go then, i'll take being a wolf, you take the air i'll take the land, together we'll take the world!!!!(insert random ass 70's music)
    and we shall roam and hunt with boundless freedom!!

    but dude.. .we gotta get a buddy who can hunt in the water.

    so who wants to be a shark?

    then we'll trully rule the world!!!
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    Nachos

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    and we shall roam and hunt with boundless freedom!!

    but dude.. .we gotta get a buddy who can hunt in the water.

    so who wants to be a shark?

    then we'll trully rule the world!!!
    no shit, i forgot about that, who wants to be the megladon(60ft prehistoric great white that can trace a drop of blood over 1 mile)
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  15. 05-04-2009, 01:56 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    perigrine was actually # 1 choice on my list

    you told me a pigeon
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    Probably Jesus. That whole water to wine trick has got to get him laid a bunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    Probably Jesus. That whole water to wine trick has got to get him laid a bunch.
    Blasphemers shall rot in HELL!!!!







    But aside from that, nice joke, funny as hell
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  18. 05-04-2009, 02:06 PM #58
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    hah

    he said jesus

    hahaah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    Blasphemers shall rot in HELL!!!!







    But aside from that, nice joke, funny as hell
    Not blasphemy, the late great JC and I are down.
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  20. 05-04-2009, 02:09 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrat View Post
    what, being a manpon isnt workin out for ya?
    No. 30 seconds at a time don't satisfy me. I want to stay in for days.
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    A blue whale - it would awesome to be the biggest animal to ever live. We are impressed by 300lbs bodybuilders - the heaviest blue whale caught weighed 190 tonnes (now thats a mass monster). I would train hard and eat big to try and break that 200 tonnes barrier and go down in the record books as the biggest, baddest mofo ever. I wouldn't mind being a wandering albatross either, they have the biggest wingspan of any bird, which makes for some quality gliding and they are good swimmers too.
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  23. 05-04-2009, 02:26 PM #63
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    This is for all of you guys who stated they want to be pornstars.
    Why would you wait till next lifetime when you can easily go do it right now.
    Go to craigslist adult section, call around. When its interview time, just jump on test cycle and your all set. Dream come true.
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    king, but if we can have powers would be good.
    read people minds or play with their minds.
    either one would be cool
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    mind you, i already play with some minds haha.
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    I want to come back as Tren , So I can be shoved in your ass!!
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