Stereotypical Guido in the Gym and at the bars and club

**IM708** · 05-11-2009, 10:46 PM

Wannabe guidos:

**IM708** · 05-11-2009, 10:46 PM

Freaky Guido:

**IM708** · 05-11-2009, 10:51 PM

Fail Guido:

**jbm** · 05-11-2009, 10:52 PM

**jbm** · 05-11-2009, 10:54 PM

**MuscleScience** · 05-11-2009, 11:11 PM

Whats with the puckered up lips in every picture. Is that Long island thing or something?

**SampsonandDelilah** · 05-11-2009, 11:20 PM

These dudes infuriate me as well. Would love to hand out beat downs to all of them!
I don't know what it is...but I get angry just looking at these mvther fu^kers!

**therecanonlybe1** · 05-12-2009, 12:20 AM

WTF..they are like clones???

**Chode Logan** · 05-12-2009, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah

These dudes infuriate me as well. Would love to hand out beat downs to all of them!
I don't know what it is...but I get angry just looking at these mvther fu^kers!

Agreed completely.

**WOLFCRAFT** · 05-12-2009, 04:00 AM

I can't believe these guys actually exist.

They're too damn ridiculous for me to even get mad at.

What a joke.

**thebigguyy1** · 05-12-2009, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by MACKATTACK

It wasn't mean't in that manner. It's not that I dislike gay people at all, I mean my cousin is a lesbian, but to someone in my area being called Gay is a major insult to them. So more or less its not mean't to be a bias towards gay people which when read may come off that way. It was more of a rant to get a few things off my chest. I appologize if anyone takes offense to my sexual condescending comments.

No problem at all......blowing off steam is a good thing, and this thread has become entertaining and hilarious!

Thanks for posting!

Ron III---III

**Dobie-BOY** · 05-12-2009, 04:35 AM

Damn bro, you might wanna hook up with the guy trying to openly sell valium in this forum.

WHOA WHOA, cool down bud. Its just a joke

**SMCengineer** · 05-12-2009, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by musclescience

whats with the puckered up lips in every picture. is that long island thing or something?

No!!

**Western Man** · 05-12-2009, 09:10 AM

Lip gloss and plucked eyebrows! Wow, why didn't I think of that? That'll get me laid, right?

**Iron_Pig** · 05-12-2009, 09:20 AM

OH HELL YES

Originally Posted by MACKATTACK

Prime example.......

**EmilianoH** · 05-12-2009, 09:41 AM

OMG, Guidos and Guidettes are now almost everywhere, they are hideous and they are always trying to get a fight, what a disgrace of "people" ...

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-12-2009, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Western Man

Lip gloss and plucked eyebrows! Wow, why didn't I think of that? That'll get me laid, right?

the funny thing is, considering the 1000s of dumb girls flocking to these retards, you probably will.

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-12-2009, 09:48 AM

these pictures look like they were all taken out of the bars I go to around here, north jersey is like the breeding ground for these douchebags.. can't go ANYWHERE without guidos surrounding the area

**BritishColumbian** · 05-12-2009, 10:42 AM

This is just like an episode of Growing Up Gotti.....

**Iron_Pig** · 05-12-2009, 10:45 AM

Damn JBM you are HOT

Originally Posted by jbm

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-12-2009, 10:45 AM

What jokes...

**CBGB** · 05-12-2009, 10:48 AM

Remind me never to go to Jersey. Pale white guy from middle America. I wouldn't survive.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-12-2009, 10:54 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/246244/

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-12-2009, 10:55 AM

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-12-2009, 10:55 AM

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-12-2009, 10:56 AM

**VeraDeMilo** · 05-12-2009, 11:06 AM

Thank You!
This thread is hilarious. I'm from the tri-state area and been bouncing in clubs for the last 10 years. The majority of the night club population looks like this now. It's ridiculous. People are sheep. But whats even more sad is that girls up this way actually eat this up. Unfortunately, all those guys in the pictures probably get ridiculous ass.

And yes, it also seems to be competition between everyone to see who is more italian. Growing up in an italian family myself makes me absolutely want to kill all of these kids. That is not how italians really act. These guys just copy the language and mannerisms from mafia movies and television shows. It's really sad.

And no one smiles for pictures anymore. They all make that stupid zoolander fish face. All the guys have blow outs or faux-hawks. (Which by the way will be looked back upon in a few years the same way we look at the mullet now.)

I work out in a college gym because its actually open to the public and its close to my house. These kids dress the same way in the gym. Gelled blowout hair, headband, gold chain, wifebeater covered by a warmup suit. They come to the gym when they are on cycle and don't come when they are off. They only stay near the dumbell racks and cable machines though. The only time they venture to another part of the gym is to do cardio or to use the benchpress on mondays.

**SMCengineer** · 05-12-2009, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

Hahah, look at the dude in the background. That's what they look like when their lips aren't puckered.

**WOLFCRAFT** · 05-12-2009, 01:16 PM

Man I can't, I just can't, believe that these guys are real.

I have a bunch at the gym and I want to hold them down and drop dumbells on their faces.

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 05-12-2009, 02:43 PM

Ah the joys of living in western Europe.We don't have guidos here.

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-12-2009, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by EmilianoH

Is that dude wearing Under armor in a club?

**scerpico22** · 05-12-2009, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/246244/

fvcking retards is what they are....

**ItalianPowerhouse** · 05-12-2009, 03:09 PM

some real bulll crapp

**ItalianPowerhouse** · 05-12-2009, 03:12 PM

im 100% sicilian and i cant stand these guy's bad name for italians and if you guys dont know what guido is it means italian gangster witch is bull shit what italian mafia do you know that dresses like this nope dress pants dress shirts and ginny shoes pease id love to slap every one of them

my parents came off the boat and im not no fake this is some real bull with these cats

**warchild** · 05-12-2009, 03:15 PM

i know i know its been posted already but hey...im in the fvckin zone chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

**Hoggage_54** · 05-12-2009, 03:27 PM

I know what I'm dressing up as for Halloween this year

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-12-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by EmilianoH

OMG, Guidos and Guidettes are now almost everywhere, they are hideous and they are always trying to get a fight, what a disgrace of "people" ...

holy shit i know the 2 in the 2nd picture i went to school with them

**IronReload04** · 05-12-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by ItalianPowerhouse

im 100% sicilian and i cant stand these guy's bad name for italians and if you guys dont know what guido is it means italian gangster witch is bull shit what italian mafia do you know that dresses like this nope dress pants dress shirts and ginny shoes pease id love to slap every one of them

my parents came off the boat and im not no fake this is some real bull with these cats

yo yo yo (insert gang signs)