Stereotypical Guido in the Gym and at the bars and club

**Schmidty** · 05-16-2009, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I have a great guido joke.

A guido walks into a bar..
a bear is on the dance floor with a glass of scotch.

The guido says to the bear "hey bear, howyahdoin?"

The bear then eats his face off and he dies a slow painful death - thee end.

bears hate guidos

**jbm** · 05-16-2009, 02:17 AM

**Chitown Raider** · 05-16-2009, 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

BG · 05-16-2009, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by MACKATTACK

Not all of Long Island is like this. I live in Huntington which has a very limited amount of these fools. The majority of them are on the South shore and in Nassau county for the most part. I live on the North Shore.

I live in the Hamptons and these assholes would flock out here for the summer, luckly they been going to the Jersey Shore now. They are pussies though, some think they are tough, me and my friend beat the sit out of six of them. My boy ****** their ****ing clothes off and they were standing in CPI parking lot 3/4 naked. Good times, miss the good old days. The picture of them against the fence is at CPI, used to see those fools all the time. Funny thing is they get laughed at all the time, but still come out done up more then girls. Neptunes still has some.

BG · 05-16-2009, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

Sick thing is....I still **** her lol.

**warchild** · 05-17-2009, 09:27 AM

that is one fugly dude

**kloter1** · 05-18-2009, 07:25 PM

if you live in new york u just gotta put up with those dildos. aint gotta deal with dat in da sunshine state..

**dgizzle** · 05-18-2009, 08:18 PM

WOW, Ive never seen so many head-bands in one day. And ive never wanted a spray on tan till i saw these guys.... Sheep. But i guess its like having your music play outside your car so you cant even hear it or having "WHITE T's" down to your feet... thats really cool too.

**Dee312** · 05-19-2009, 08:04 AM

You must be from Jersey shore...just a hunch.

**feeldapump89** · 10-21-2009, 03:35 PM

Wow this thread is awesome hahah! I never new the problem got this outta hand wow...

**Hazard** · 10-21-2009, 03:46 PM

I don't mind those guys..... they look rediculous and make me look better

I wear A|X and Guess clothes when I go out to a bar or club.... but I don't guido myself out. A nice tight shirt and some jeans..... women hang off me sometimes. The guido's just sit there staring across the dance floor

~Haz~

**feeldapump89** · 10-21-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I don't mind those guys..... they look rediculous and make me look better

I wear A|X and Guess clothes when I go out to a bar or club.... but I don't guido myself out. A nice tight shirt and some jeans..... women hang off me sometimes. The guido's just sit there staring across the dance floor

~Haz~

X2 bro. I just went shopping at guess and AX the other day

**Hazard** · 10-21-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by feeldapump89

X2 bro. I just went shopping at guess and AX the other day

Excellent clothes LOL - it's a shame guido's wear em too

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 10-21-2009, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by feeldapump89

X2 bro. I just went shopping at guess and AX the other day

double post

**Gaspari1255** · 10-21-2009, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I don't mind those guys..... they look rediculous and make me look better

I wear A|X and Guess clothes when I go out to a bar or club.... but I don't guido myself out. A nice tight shirt and some jeans..... women hang off me sometimes. The guido's just sit there staring across the dance floor

~Haz~

I'm actually banging this chick that works at the Armani Exchange in the Garden State Plaza. I am getting a sweet wardrobe for free and just the right sizes (Medium). I hit a home run with this one LOL! I just upgraded from smalls to a medium though, once you hit 250, smalls are a no no lol

**Gaspari1255** · 10-21-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Excellent clothes LOL - it's a shame guido's wear em too

~Haz~

Do you guys also rock any Ed Hardy?

**Hazard** · 10-21-2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by ******

I'm actually banging this chick that works at the Armani Exchange in the Garden State Plaza. I am getting a sweet wardrobe for free and just the right sizes (Medium). I hit a home run with this one LOL! I just upgraded from smalls to a medium though, once you hit 250, smalls are a no no lol

****** MY MAN! You got a PM comming.....

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 10-21-2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by ******

Do you guys also rock any Ed Hardy?

nah - no ed hardy LOL..... tooooo flashy for me.....

~Haz~

**Nooomoto** · 10-21-2009, 04:52 PM

LOL...I'm glad we don't have this problem down here in FL. IMO, most of the chicks with them in these pictures are pretty busted...and the ones that arent ugly as shit look like straight whores. They like guys like these because those are the dudes that spend tons of money to get laid.

You know these retards work some shit job, or get an allowance...then blow it every weekend trying to get ***** at clubs. Hilarious.

"Your parents gave birth to a son, but they raised a daughter"

**Monster87** · 10-21-2009, 07:34 PM

I'm gonna go throw up now.

**Monster87** · 10-21-2009, 07:36 PM

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236862415...many-faces.gif

**feeldapump89** · 10-21-2009, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

nah - no ed hardy LOL..... tooooo flashy for me.....

~Haz~

X2 again lol we have like the same taste....

**feeldapump89** · 10-21-2009, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by ******

I'm actually banging this chick that works at the Armani Exchange in the Garden State Plaza. I am getting a sweet wardrobe for free and just the right sizes (Medium). I hit a home run with this one LOL! I just upgraded from smalls to a medium though, once you hit 250, smalls are a no no lol

Im sporting smalls at the moment(195) so its good to hear they will still fit for at least half a year. I was worried that Id grow into them too fast. Damn though thats a win win situation you got yourself in there, lucky bast*rd!

***El Diablo*** · 10-22-2009, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I don't mind those guys..... they look rediculous and make me look better

I wear A|X and Guess clothes when I go out to a bar or club.... but I don't guido myself out. A nice tight shirt and some jeans..... FAT women hang off me sometimes. The guido's just sit there staring across the dance floor

~Haz~

Fat women also likes attention....^^^

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-22-2009, 03:22 AM

The funny thing is I know the guy from the very first pic posted in the thread(pg1) he puts stuff in fb like " I wanna live a goodlife now and don't wanna be a manhore"

**DSM4Life** · 10-22-2009, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

I'd sleep with him.

**lovbyts** · 10-22-2009, 05:49 AM

Those pictures are a joke, right? They dont really dress and look like that on purpose? I think that's about as bad if not worse then Emo kids lol

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-22-2009, 05:58 AM

I'm telling u the guy I k ow the guy in the very first pic he does go out like that... Not all the time but he does... And when he wants to show off he takes of his shirt and does barrel rolls in the snow at minus 30 ... Just to try tn get attention from the chick......

***El Diablo*** · 10-22-2009, 05:59 AM

^^ u have some weird friends elpro....lmfao

**lovbyts** · 10-22-2009, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by elpropiotorvic

I'm telling u the guy I k ow the guy in the very first pic he does go out like that... Not all the time but he does... And when he wants to show off he takes of his shirt and does barrel rolls in the snow at minus 30 ... Just to try tn get attention from the chick......

Does it work? Yes it is the strange ones the girls tend to go for now days...

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-22-2009, 06:05 AM

Fvck he's weird ... He's been doing juice since like 16 .... And gets in the gym to talk on the phone or to hit on the girl he likes(his dates usually go for about 500 dls) and No KISS ... And the few times he gets kissed NO LAID.... But it's all daddy money so hebdont care

**lovbyts** · 10-22-2009, 06:06 AM

Originally Posted by elpropiotorvic

Fvck he's weird ... He's been doing juice since like 16 .... And gets in the gym to talk on the phone or to hit on the girl he likes(his dates usually go for about 500 dls) and No KISS ... And the few times he gets kissed NO LAID.... But it's all daddy money so hebdont care

OK I fell better now

**fig** · 10-22-2009, 08:41 AM

Lol. Great thread. Almost better than http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

**stack_it** · 10-22-2009, 09:05 AM

It looks like willy wonka layed off all his oompa loompas and they decided to start juicing and clubbing.

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-22-2009, 10:08 AM

Roflmao

**OneAB** · 10-22-2009, 11:46 AM

Some of those pic's are funny as hell. Reminds me of the Surf Club. I guess things never change.

**RyanRoss** · 10-22-2009, 11:50 AM

I've been to NY and seen them around...my question......do girls ACTUALLY go for these guys?

**Bojangles69** · 10-22-2009, 12:18 PM

Yes guido girls love guido guys cause its such an isolated tight knit culture. I personally love the brooklyn/italian/guido girl.
But thing that urks me about the guys is they have 2 largely contradicting obsessions.
1) To look tough
2) To look gay

It really is hard to pull both those off at once, but they do try, so I give them credit. But yes the guido girl usually goes for the guido guy, they gotta replicate their guido genes somehow you know?

**Hazard** · 10-22-2009, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by OneAB

Some of those pic's are funny as hell. Reminds me of the Surf Club. I guess things never change.

you wouldn't be talking about Surf club in jersey would you!?!? LMFAO that place is FULL to the gills with guidos

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 10-22-2009, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by feeldapump89

X2 again lol we have like the same taste....

Right on brother lol - come out to jersey and come sarging w/ me.....

LOLOLOL You, ******, Dukkit, And myself..... All A|X and guess'd out..... we'd smash a ton of stink.....

~Haz~