Stereotypical Guido in the Gym and at the bars and club

[MACKATTACK]

The MECA of all time for these guys is Staten Island!!! Just to let everyone know.....

[Hunter-S-Thompson]

The MECA of all time for these guys is Staten Island!!! Just to let everyone know.....

youve obviously never been to north jersey then lol

[thegodfather]

youve obviously never been to north jersey then lol

I assure you that south Jersey has quite a large infestation of this disease....I wonder how these assholes goto a normal job looking like that, ohh thats right they dont. I could rant about the club scene for hours since I used to be active in a number of ways which I wont disclose on here. The point is, 99% of these "guidos" are either 1 of 2 things.. 1. rich kids, or 2. union laborers...Its ok to have hair that looks like a porcupine and skin that looks like an oompa-loompa when you're carrying bags of cement, no one gives a shit. I assure you though, that I have not met one "guido" who actually has a CAREER or a manner of self sustainance. They are a bunch of f**kin fugazzis that roll around to the clubs with fake jewlery and put on a front to be something they're not, they are all rich, all 'italian', and they all CLAIM to "know somebody"...they are plain and simply f**king clowns...

[jbm]

[gixxerboy1]

These dudes infuriate me as well. Would love to hand out beat downs to all of them!
I don't know what it is...but I get angry just looking at these mvther fu^kers!

because you are jealuse they are better looking.

[gixxerboy1]

I assure you that south Jersey has quite a large infestation of this disease....I wonder how these assholes goto a normal job looking like that, ohh thats right they dont. I could rant about the club scene for hours since I used to be active in a number of ways which I wont disclose on here. The point is, 99% of these "guidos" are either 1 of 2 things.. 1. rich kids, or 2. union laborers...Its ok to have hair that looks like a porcupine and skin that looks like an oompa-loompa when you're carrying bags of cement, no one gives a shit. I assure you though, that I have not met one "guido" who actually has a CAREER or a manner of self sustainance. They are a bunch of f**kin fugazzis that roll around to the clubs with fake jewlery and put on a front to be something they're not, they are all rich, all 'italian', and they all CLAIM to "know somebody"...they are plain and simply f**king clowns...

most i know are pool cleaners or landscapers

[Flagg]

So those are Guidos?

WHy do they all have the same ridiculous haircut? And what's with that pouting?

[Flagg]

And what's with the fake tans? These are the most ridiculous looking human beings I think I have ever seen!

[Knockout_Power]

Geezus,, wtf. Im actually embarrassed of my heritage after seeing this shite. Thank god we dont get this in Canada, or at least where I live. My family can get a little greezy sometimes, but this shite is just hilarious and yeah, I cant belive the women are flocking to it. My girl is laughing so hard right now. How long does it take these ****ers to get ready before they go out? And where do you get these awesome glowing red tans.

[Knockout_Power]

got a family reunion this summer and if those members from Jersey, brooklyn or the island come around looking like this, I will slap the fack out of them. I'd punch them in the face but I wouldnt want their lips to swell up more

[WARMachine]

Thank god i live on the west coast....

[mho]

^^ Thank god I live in the south.

[Bojangles69]

An interesting guido practice to look for and I think the one guy in this thread with his shirt off has it.

If you look at a guidos nips, sometimes they will be hard and have a slighly visible cracking over the nipple. This is because before they go out they pinch their nips then put crazy glue over them so they stay hard.

If you look at the one dude in here I think you can see it on his nips, crazy shit.

[IronReload04]

do they all really wear those rediculous haircuts? what are those haricuts called?

[gixxerboy1]

An interesting guido practice to look for and I think the one guy in this thread with his shirt off has it.

If you look at a guidos nips, sometimes they will be hard and have a slighly visible cracking over the nipple. This is because before they go out they pinch their nips then put crazy glue over them so they stay hard.

If you look at the one dude in here I think you can see it on his nips, crazy shit.

so you were looking at his nipps

[jamyjamjr]

wow.. what a thread bro..

[hero717]

tape ups or blow outs
u gotta go to neptunes in the hamptons, NY biggest guido club ever, but also the hottest chick too

[jbm]

Guido Rules!!!

[Hunter-S-Thompson]

I assure you that south Jersey has quite a large infestation of this disease....I wonder how these assholes goto a normal job looking like that, ohh thats right they dont. I could rant about the club scene for hours since I used to be active in a number of ways which I wont disclose on here. The point is, 99% of these "guidos" are either 1 of 2 things.. 1. rich kids, or 2. union laborers...Its ok to have hair that looks like a porcupine and skin that looks like an oompa-loompa when you're carrying bags of cement, no one gives a shit. I assure you though, that I have not met one "guido" who actually has a CAREER or a manner of self sustainance. They are a bunch of f**kin fugazzis that roll around to the clubs with fake jewlery and put on a front to be something they're not, they are all rich, all 'italian', and they all CLAIM to "know somebody"...they are plain and simply f**king clowns...

oh yea def south jersey is horrible on it's own I'll agree to that, I don't think you can get away from it in ANY part of jersey, but one of the worst spots has to be seaside.. we like to call it the gathering of the guidos

[Akrobatik]

Can we nuke NJ?

[vpchill]

LMAOOO. I just seen a guy earlier with the White pants and pointy hair.

[bighital]

Im Italian to---WTF!!! They all have HOT chicks with them to..They must all went got there hair blown out @ the same time, then all went out and bought PENIS PUMPS!!

[MACKATTACK]

Im Italian to---WTF!!! They all have HOT chicks with them to..They must all went got there hair blown out @ the same time, then all went out and bought PENIS PUMPS!!

Listen these "chicks" they roll with and everyone is taking about is big hair, big makeup and everything ****in else on the earth on their face. I prefer natural beauty and girls that are hot with none or very little makeup.

The girls they usually roll with are low life white trash too but are just of big fakes as these guys are. So when you see them with these "chicks" ask them a question and realize you would be tired of their brainlessness (if thats a word) in the first 2 days, basically they are only good for banging and the majority of them are equated to a village bicycle since everyone gets a ride.


Its a ****in shame that these faggots are the stereotype of an Italian on the East Coast........btw, I saw one of these tool boxes just yesterday cruising into a gas station while I was pulling out of it........

[Brown Ninja]

how common are those morons? Its pretty rare, right?

[VeraDeMilo]

how common are those morons? Its pretty rare, right?

Depends where u are. At the nightclubs I work at, I'd say 75% of the guys look like this to some extent.

(But not all those guys have that matching douchebag personality to boot. A lot of normal guys have started rocking this look strictly because thats what the hot girls around here go for.) It's sad that you have to almost wear a halloween costume to bang hot club chicks now, lol.

[DSM4Life]

I love the pics ! haha

[SampsonandDelilah]

because you are jealuse they are better looking.

Funniest $hit I've read all day

Spell check bro...I think all that hair gel is messing with your brain

[Matt]

[IronReload04]

HOnestly.....I am a quarter ITalion, BLond Italion mind you....But I was oblivious to the gweedo revolutions.

[MACKATTACK]

wow.. what a thread bro..

I keep it real and honest all the time.....lol

[MACKATTACK]

tape ups or blow outs
u gotta go to neptunes in the hamptons, NY biggest guido club ever, but also the hottest chick too

Yea Neptunes is huge for them too, I have been there a few times....

The best spot out east is the Boardy Barn though......just upstate bitches looking to **** with the Long Island guys lol......and everyone is BOMBED!!!

[jbm]

Guido is name gay is the game!

[Bojangles69]

I have a great guido joke.

A guido walks into a bar..
a bear is on the dance floor with a glass of scotch.

The guido says to the bear "hey bear, howyahdoin?"

The bear then eats his face off and he dies a slow painful death - thee end.

[jbm]

I have a great guido joke.

A guido walks into a bar..
a bear is on the dance floor with a glass of scotch.

The guido says to the bear "hey bear, howyahdoin?"

The bear then eats his face off and he dies a slow painful death - thee end.

I Wanna be a GUIDO!

[warchild]

shit im watch jersey shore unleashed and all the dudes look like those guys in the pics and the chix r sluts

[hero717]

i love the pics for some reason i cant get enough, i laugh my ass off everytime i read this thread. im def pickin on some guidos this mem day weekend...

[hugovsilva]

Thank God in Europe we only have real italians. Those guys, with the fake tan and that haircut...looks like a bomb exploded in front of their face.

[Knockout_Power]

Thank God in Europe we only have real italians. Those guys, with the fake tan and that haircut...looks like a bomb exploded in front of their face.

nah, its from staring into a convection oven waiting for their calzones to finish cooking

[Chitown Raider]

Before I start my rant mind you that I am Sicilian, Italian.........


Ok here is what I have to say.......you kids are fags!!! What are you thinking?? You got more glue in your ****in hair then women use. I can't stand you friggin homos in the gym who are pretty much Ecto's and have the smallest ****in frame and you are obviously on a ridiculous Dbol only cycle because thats what you Dumb ****s do. You are not strong!! Stop grunting when you have only one 45 plate on each side.....besides the fact the majority of you fags will get DROPPEd instantaneously by me personally.

Now to the clubs and bars, WOW, what a bunch of gays!! If i was ever to stretch my limits of becoming a serious metrosexual then somebody please call me Fagosexual because that is all it is, ****in gay!! You guys roll in packs on the dance floor, bathroom, EVERYWHERE, do you friggin giggle it for your boy when he is done?? I mean, grow up, get a life and be unique. Also, trying to act more italian than anyone else and speak with ur hands a ridiculous amount (i speak with my hands personally) but tone it down, YOUR BOY CAN HEAR you, you do not need to use signlanguage when you are only 3 feet away from someone......Also being italian is not the end all of life.

I know what ya mean, I see these douchebags at the taco/burrito house 3 a.m. on a saturday night starting fights in the joint, and the parking lot come summer time. It's always 6 on 5 or vice versa, no one can take a ass whoopin' solely they need their boys in case they might lose face. Fukken' losers, and these skanks that date these p.o.s. are no better. You may have been hot, but once you got w/ that King of Douchness all creditibilty flew out the window. Good luck Whore!!!!

[Schmidty]

how could sumone take themselves serouusly looking like this