Ask a Black Man.....

[DSM4Life]

^^^^and is is going off like never before right now?

[higherdesire]

That should be on the last page dipstick! ha ha ha ha!

[peachfuzz]

if you voted did you vote for obama? and if so was it because he was black?
(be honest here)

do blacks take issue with a white man dating a black woman?

do you feel a need to act differently around your friends then you do when your by yourself? if so, why?

how old are you because im pretty sure that is going to determine how relevant my questions are.

[vpchill]

Why is it that higher education teaches that race is just a social construct and we are all one HUMAN race? Do they expect people to believe that bull****?

Once you go black you never go back!

[vpchill]

Why is thier vocabulary diffrent even if they were born here?

Its slanguage.

why can't they type...thats' even fuvked up 98.9% of the time.
wink,wink TRTman

I duno. I hope I dont type that bad.

BTW

When they tried to pass Ebonics as an official language , i felt bad for black people. It really gave them a bad name.

I felt bad too, that hurt like a right cross from tyson. Ebonics was retarded

[TRT,MAN]

why can't they type...thats' even fuvked up 98.9% of the time.
wink,wink TRTman

ni4ni i mexican get it right!! i dont know if it makes it any better.lol

[vpchill]

What does boones farm costs these days?
Do they still make maddog 20/20?
Do "ya'll" really think the sweet n low was an all out government assault on black people?
Can you jump high?
Sing?
Dance?
I know you can't whistle worth a damn, why is that?
Did God ask you, what do you want jobs or cocks?

- Gotta check on that
- yes they still make it. We call it the Whino special
- I thought Nixon made sweet n low
- No hops here (Thats the white gene)
- I like to think I can sing
- Hell yea I do the Big man 2 step
- You like my whislting
- I was blessed with both, lol

[vpchill]

why do your ppl need to have straight hair (WEAVE or whatev it's called)- what happened to the "AFRO"?
don't u guys know how to be civilized in a crowd w/o yelling/screaming?

Who wants Naps? BTW I have straight hair (B4 I went bald) My kids have redish brown hair (Another trait of my white gene)

aaahhh yes, ebonics.

Q: What has six legs and goes: "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"?
A: Three blacks running for the elevator.

LMAOOOOOO

Do you have heightened sense of Gay-dar ?

Yes, Its like a motion detector. Senses when a mans hips sway too far

^^^^and is is going off like never before right now?

Only when my boy DSM is posting!!

[D7M]

Who is the best hip hop group ever?

[Western Man]

Once you go black you never go back!

Once you go black, we don't want you back.

Oh, and can you dance like Carleton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

[vpchill]

if you voted did you vote for obama? and if so was it because he was black?
(be honest here)

do blacks take issue with a white man dating a black woman?

do you feel a need to act differently around your friends then you do when your by yourself? if so, why?

how old are you because im pretty sure that is going to determine how relevant my questions are.

- I have no voting priviledges right now but I would have voted for him.
- I dont care who you date.
- I am me always and forever. I can be intelectual just as I can be ignorant. Depnds on the circumstances.
- I am 30 and very well experienced in life. So feel free to pick my brain on anything. I did more from 13-20 than most people do in a lifetime. Maybe thats y im so lame now!!

Who is the best hip hop group ever?

Run DMC of course!!

[vpchill]

Once you go black, we don't want you back.

Oh, and can you dance like Carleton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

I can but I choose the Big man 2 step. Its the one dance I cant mess up.

[ni4ni]

ni4ni i mexican get it right!! i dont know if it makes it any better.lol

well,well u need to start ur own ask a mexican thread


"i mexican"...lmao

[vpchill]

^^^^ Lmaooo.

[TRT,MAN]

im always in a hurry when i type you fool,

[ni4ni]

im always in a hurry when i type you fool,

i know, i know- ur just a lighting bolt

[DSM4Life]

Is it true that once you go black you never go back ?

[BritishColumbian]

How many crinimal charges do you have on your crinimal record?

How many people have you killed?

How much money do you make selling crack?

Do you wish you were white?

[TRT,MAN]

i know, i know- ur just a lighting bolt

man i thought we ended this but it seems you want the shit to start up again?

[Yergg]

DSM4life are we aloud to ask gay questions??? lol

[scottythebody]

Why do you guys like big asses so much?

[ni4ni]

man i thought we ended this but it seems you want the shit to start up again?

whatev bro- i'm clocking out soon however i will catch u later this wkend.

[vpchill]

Is it true that once you go black you never go back ?

Yes it is true

How many crinimal charges do you have on your crinimal record?

-10

How many people have you killed?

-20

How much money do you make selling crack?

-Not much now, Even drug dealers are feeling the Recession

Do you wish you were white?

- Im actually 40% white. I love myself the way I am so No Im cool.

[ni4ni]

VP, how does one become 40%

[vpchill]

DSM4life are we aloud to ask gay questions??? lol

Thats the Ask DSM thread

Why do you guys like big asses so much?

Everyone doesnt like BIG asses? WTF

[vpchill]

VP, how does one become 40%

lol. I was processed in the womb of a white woman

[BritishColumbian]

Have you ever been a victom of Racism?

Are you good at basketball?

Do you like Grape Drink and Fried chicken?

[BritishColumbian]

lol. I was processed in the womb of a white woman

Have you always been this bad at math?

[BritishColumbian]

I have never met a Black person but I hear they have a different smell than White people, Is this true?

[vpchill]

Have you ever been a victom of Racism?

Are you good at basketball?

Do you like Grape Drink and Fried chicken?

- of course. Almost every day. Racism exist even when its not blatent. I pay it no mind tho. Im above Racism

- I had a pretty good jumpshot but focused more on Football

- I hate grape and fried chicken. Love Orange soda tho

[BritishColumbian]

Do you like mayonnaise as much as me or is it just a white people thing?

[*RAGE*]

Why is bgmc31 an asshole with a chip on his shoulder?

[vpchill]

Have you always been this bad at math?

Thats my Reality. 1 + 5 = 10. Cuz ur hustling up the other 4 thats not in the equation.. Akhaaaaaa

I have never met a Black person but I hear they have a different smell than White people, Is this true?

I smell like coolwater. Some white people smell like Bolagna ive heard.

[DSM4Life]

DSM4life are we aloud to ask gay questions??? lol

I have a thread for that

Ask DSM anything.

[vpchill]

Do you like mayonnaise as much as me or is it just a white people thing?

Funny thing is I think Im the only black man who loves Miracle whip!!

Why is bgmc31 an asshole with a chip on his shoulder?

Not sure, Maybe hes black

[BritishColumbian]

Thank you for making this thread and answering my questions, I have never had this oportunity, even tho you are not 100% blackman. I love you,

[BritishColumbian]

Are you more attracted to white women or black women?

[vpchill]

Thank you for making this thread and answering my questions, I have never had this oportunity, even tho you are not 100% blackman. I love you,

No prob. I consider myself black. I get stopped by the cops enuff.. lol

Are you more attracted to white women or black women?

I like beauty. White or black. Never had the opp to date a white woman tho.

[vpchill]

Thank you for making this thread and answering my questions, I have never had this oportunity, even tho you are not 100% blackman. I love you,

[BritishColumbian]

Do you like the cosby show?

Is Micheal Jackson black?

What are your thoughts on Oprah?