dukkits international house o whores

[calgarian]

you took his confidence away jerk

sorry i thought it was you

[MaNiCC]

Motherfvker

[D3m3nt3d]

yah, dissapointing 2 in one night is not easy on the ego

One I already screwed and she worried me a little, the other would be too much drama I don't need. The wife hates her and the dude I hate it's his ex...and I know exactly what you all are thinking

[D3m3nt3d]

he is missing EGO

These are not 10's like the wifey by any means...but I'm just trying to get laid right now

[calgarian]

One I already screwed and she worried me a little, the other would be too much drama I don't need. The wife hates her and the dude I hate it's his ex...and I know exactly what you all are thinking

that would be enough for me (if i was in ur shoes) to fvck her out of her mind....

y the first one worries u?

[calgarian]

These are not 10's like the wifey by any means...but I'm just trying to get laid right now

[D3m3nt3d]

that would be enough for me (if i was in ur shoes) to fvck her out of her mind....

y the first one worries u?

Because I hit it a while back, she likes to be choked. She slapped me and then she had an orgasm and that was really weird. Ever since then she has been a little stalkerish

[calgarian]

Because I hit it a while back, she likes to be choked. She slapped me and then she had an orgasm and that was really weird. Ever since then she has been a little stalkerish

just make sure u r wearing rubber gloves when u choke her and what with you getting slapped with woman either on the face or on the balls

[Knockout_Power]

2 words man.... Donkey punch

[D3m3nt3d]

in my hood theres no tellin what they'll do to ya

[calgarian]

2 words man.... Donkey punch

[Knockout_Power]

or an uppercvnt

[Knockout_Power]

take it from arnold... the originator of the donkey punch

[Knockout_Power]

Here is the basic technique...

[D3m3nt3d]

and there is no one here

[D3m3nt3d]

just keep swimming

[D3m3nt3d]

mhmmm

[D3m3nt3d]

boogly boo!

[gettingthere]

1339 pages of pure and utter madness and randomness!!
Updated my progress log finally, bit of a relief actuallt

[Standby]

not much man just working

[Standby]

uh oh all the posting times are off again........

[Knockout_Power]

And you can take that to the bank!!!

[LGM]

The abyss

Bearded clam

Beef curtains

Birth Cannon

Black bess

Bluebeards Closet

[LGM]

Bum Yard

Butt Fiddle

Butter boat

Cabbage Field

Cape Horn

Catchers mitt

Cloven tuft

Cock socket

Cod canal

Cooter

Cradle of filth

[LGM]

Crease

Crotch cobbler

Dead end street

Cum dumpster

Dick sharpener

Doodle sack

Fancy Bit

Eel skinner

Fish factory

[LGM]

flaming lips

flesh tuxedo

fly trap

foofy bird

fun tunnel

fur backed tunnel

finches nest

goo pot

gravy boat

grindstone

gutted gerbil

[Knockout_Power]

Birth Cannon

no, that is what I use to enter the birth canyon

[Standby]

i dont know if you were being serious or not kp but im a mould maker on paper, its what i went to school for. in my shop i run the EDM machines

[LGM]

harry manilow

hidey hole

happy valley

hoo-hah

Jack straws castle

lady jane

lapland

Knob gobbler

lobster claw

madge

magpies nest

manhole

map of tasmania

mark of the beast

[LGM]

meat muffin

moose knuckle

mother of all souls

mount pleasant

mustard pot

organ grinder

pecan pattie

penis penitentiary

pink canoe

punanni

pipe cleaner

prick purse

quivering quim

red haired lass

rocket pocket

rusty axe wound

sacapuntas

salt cellar

[LGM]

sausage wallet

scabbard

silk iggloo

skunk guts

slobbering bulldog

smelly jelly hole

snake charmer

south pole

snapper

sperm harbor

split knish

stench trench

sticky bun

sugar basin

[LGM]

taffy puller

tinkle flower

trout basket

tuna taco

twat waffle

under dimple

vadge

vertical grimace

velvet glove

weenie wringer

whisker biscuit

willy washer

wound that never heals

ya ya

yeast cake

yoni

yum yum

[LGM]

fuggin moose knuckle??? Really?

[gettingthere]

Protein time

[Standby]

i know a chick with a moose knuckle

[Bertuzzi]

Bert shows up and 5 new pages of whorism appear

Im so not reading those pages either, while it was great whoring, I know there was nothing interesting from Bert

No he's Bi,
thats no lie,

But Bert is a lousy ass, dirty rotten stinken whore!!!!

Listen old man.... I can still whore with the best of them, even if I've taken some time off as of late..... I might just put a whole page up all to myself!

[LGM]

i know a chick with a moose knuckle

you would. Whore.

[gettingthere]

did someone say whore?

[Standby]

W-h-o-r-e

[gettingthere]

Im out to listen to a couple of podcasts then bed,be sure to check out my progress log when you guys get the chance

Catch you all tomorow