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    a stripper with issues... how original..

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    One night I'm at a club in NYC.... it's 5:30am and I told my friend "Yo it's getting late.... the women are leaving. If I don't pull some ass in the next 15 minutes i'm leaving" He says "I'll be right back....."

    He comes back a few minutes later and says "You I found this girl.... but she wants both of us to do her. One of us she'll give head and the other she wants in her ass" - I SWEAR ON MY BALLS I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP! LOL!

    He keeps urging me to meet her..... so I goto the basement where coat check is and the girl is there. This girl was a WHALE! She see's me and goes "Oh I want YOU in my ass....." I said "Oh hell no.... not even in your mouth with a blindfold" and walked straight out the door haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I found this hole in the wall BBQ place in TN. Best baked beans I ever had. Got a rib eye and baked potato coming and a brisket sandwich to go. Score.
    I found a spot like that near Memphis great food in a little shitty place

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    One night I'm at a club in NYC.... it's 5:30am and I told my friend "Yo it's getting late.... the women are leaving. If I don't pull some ass in the next 15 minutes i'm leaving" He says "I'll be right back....."

    He comes back a few minutes later and says "You I found this girl.... but she wants both of us to do her. One of us she'll give head and the other she wants in her ass" - I SWEAR ON MY BALLS I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP! LOL!

    He keeps urging me to meet her..... so I goto the basement where coat check is and the girl is there. This girl was a WHALE! She see's me and goes "Oh I want YOU in my ass....." I said "Oh hell no.... not even in your mouth with a blindfold" and walked straight out the door haha
    I'm LMAO right now... classic..

    Oh man you should see some of the sh*t I fvcked back in the day.. jeeezz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post

    My daughter was 1 month old when I left. I got custody tho
    My daughter was 1 1/2 when I filed and I got custody. It was a bitch but worth it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I found a spot like that near Memphis great food in a little shitty place
    Yeah a took a brisket sandwich to go and just killed it

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    My gf has the latin grammy's on..... so many hot broads dancing. Not sure if its a test lol
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    I need to sleep.. but I don't think I'll be able to for a while..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I need to sleep.. but I don't think I'll be able to for a while..
    Same here..... i gotta wake up early to drive out by nyc to get my gf's brother and then head to philly at 9am for cheese steaks by lunch lol

    can't sleep tho :-(
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    Gonna take some prami and melatonin.

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    One more story.....

    I was at a club in NYC (I used to go alot lol) and I was on the dance floor. This girl aproaches me and starts dancing..... I was also at the club with the same girl from the stripper story. I was trying to keep away from her while I scoured the place for a phone number lol. Anyways.... This girl sticks her hand down my pants while dancing and then we start talking. she was turkish.... hot as hell. She looked like a sexual deviant lol!

    I started to feel uncomfortable.... like my gf was near so I told her I had to go. Sure as shit my girl comes about 5 minutes later. After about another hour I started pushin her to find someone to come back to our hotel room with us. She goes off on her own and a half hour later finds me and says "I want you to meet someone.... shes down" - I walk with her to the dance floor and guess who it is!!!!! THE TURKISH BITCH! We both laughed and my gf was like "Uh.... whats going on?" it was funny as shit lol. So the girl and my girl exchange numbers and when ready to leave - we'd text her and she'd come with us to the hotel.

    A little while later my girl lost her fvcking phone! I was so pissed..... she literally lost it. We looked everywhere.... its almost like god stole it from her and threw it out to not let this happen lol. The best part was that my girl was more pissed than I was lol
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    haha.. nice last bedtime story.

    did you see the other one i posted after austin's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    haha.. nice last bedtime story.

    did you see the other one i posted after austin's?
    yea lol
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    Just scoped out my gym tomorrow in Charlotte.

    Nite -

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    Awesome.... nite bruddah
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    night Haz

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    that was for igi lmao. i cant sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    that was for igi lmao. i cant sleep
    lol.. 1g of high quality MJ.. medicinal..

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    Better be one heavy indica couch locker cuz I get way too paranoid. Like the "I'm having a heart attack" kind of paranoid lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Better be one heavy indica couch locker cuz I get way too paranoid. Like the "I'm having a heart attack" kind of paranoid lol
    lol

    what was that noise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    lol

    what was that noise?
    exactly lol

    and I keep quiet. I don't like to talk.... meanwhile.... my gf doesn't shut the fvck up. Polar opposites lol
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    hydro update



    garlic




    tomatoes




    spinach - silver beat & tomato seedling




    strawberries




    tomato seedlings in the 6 buckets on the bottom, notice the tomato plants hitting the roof..lol..


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    No more excuses, Kronik! Eat your vegetables!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    No more excuses, Kronik! Eat your vegetables!
    ok ok i will geez mum

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    gonna grow some sweet potatoes, and carrots, and cucumbers.. next year after i come back from Thailand

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    gonna grow some sweet potatoes, and carrots, and cucumbers.. next year after i come back from Thailand
    be careful..... lots of ladyboys out there. Just ask aus.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    be careful..... lots of ladyboys out there. Just ask aus.....
    Yes, I can verify. Hazard told me about his ventures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Yes, I can verify. Hazard told me about his ventures.
    Touche old man.....
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    afternoon nap time

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420
    afternoon nap time
    I'm still up..... 1:30am
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm still up..... 1:30am
    12:30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post

    I'm still up..... 1:30am
    2.30pm and im in bed lol

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    Mornin tounge punchers!

    Nice set up kronik!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Mornin tounge punchers!

    Nice set up kronik!!
    id love to see his indoor garden wink wink....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd
    id love to see his indoor garden wink wink....
    I would too winkwinkwimk..

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