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11-21-2013, 09:44 PM #93521
a stripper with issues... how original..
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11-21-2013, 09:48 PM #93522
One night I'm at a club in NYC.... it's 5:30am and I told my friend "Yo it's getting late.... the women are leaving. If I don't pull some ass in the next 15 minutes i'm leaving" He says "I'll be right back....."
He comes back a few minutes later and says "You I found this girl.... but she wants both of us to do her. One of us she'll give head and the other she wants in her ass" - I SWEAR ON MY BALLS I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP! LOL!
He keeps urging me to meet her..... so I goto the basement where coat check is and the girl is there. This girl was a WHALE! She see's me and goes "Oh I want YOU in my ass....." I said "Oh hell no.... not even in your mouth with a blindfold" and walked straight out the door haha
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11-21-2013, 09:51 PM #93523
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11-21-2013, 09:59 PM #93524
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11-21-2013, 10:05 PM #93527
My gf has the latin grammy's on..... so many hot broads dancing. Not sure if its a test lol
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11-21-2013, 10:11 PM #93528
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I need to sleep.. but I don't think I'll be able to for a while..
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11-21-2013, 10:18 PM #93530
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Gonna take some prami and melatonin.
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11-21-2013, 10:19 PM #93531
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11-21-2013, 10:19 PM #93532
One more story.....
I was at a club in NYC (I used to go alot lol) and I was on the dance floor. This girl aproaches me and starts dancing..... I was also at the club with the same girl from the stripper story. I was trying to keep away from her while I scoured the place for a phone number lol. Anyways.... This girl sticks her hand down my pants while dancing and then we start talking. she was turkish.... hot as hell. She looked like a sexual deviant lol!
I started to feel uncomfortable.... like my gf was near so I told her I had to go. Sure as shit my girl comes about 5 minutes later. After about another hour I started pushin her to find someone to come back to our hotel room with us. She goes off on her own and a half hour later finds me and says "I want you to meet someone.... shes down" - I walk with her to the dance floor and guess who it is!!!!! THE TURKISH BITCH! We both laughed and my gf was like "Uh.... whats going on?" it was funny as shit lol. So the girl and my girl exchange numbers and when ready to leave - we'd text her and she'd come with us to the hotel.
A little while later my girl lost her fvcking phone! I was so pissed..... she literally lost it. We looked everywhere.... its almost like god stole it from her and threw it out to not let this happen lol. The best part was that my girl was more pissed than I was lol
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11-21-2013, 10:27 PM #93533
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haha.. nice last bedtime story.
did you see the other one i posted after austin's?
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11-21-2013, 10:34 PM #93535
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Just scoped out my gym tomorrow in Charlotte.
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11-21-2013, 10:39 PM #93536
today's harvest
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11-21-2013, 10:39 PM #93537
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11-21-2013, 10:41 PM #93538
night Haz
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11-21-2013, 10:49 PM #93539
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11-21-2013, 10:55 PM #93541
Better be one heavy indica couch locker cuz I get way too paranoid. Like the "I'm having a heart attack" kind of paranoid lol
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11-21-2013, 10:56 PM #93542
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11-21-2013, 11:10 PM #93544
hydro update
garlic
tomatoes
spinach - silver beat & tomato seedling
strawberries
tomato seedlings in the 6 buckets on the bottom, notice the tomato plants hitting the roof..lol..
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11-21-2013, 11:11 PM #93545
No more excuses, Kronik! Eat your vegetables!
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11-21-2013, 11:14 PM #93546
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11-21-2013, 11:15 PM #93547
gonna grow some sweet potatoes, and carrots, and cucumbers.. next year after i come back from Thailand
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"It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel
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11-21-2013, 11:24 PM #93550
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11-22-2013, 12:26 AM #93551
afternoon nap time
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11-22-2013, 12:27 AM #93552Originally Posted by kronik420
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11-22-2013, 12:35 AM #93553~ PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR SOURCE CHECKS ~
"It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel
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11-22-2013, 12:35 AM #93554
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11-22-2013, 12:36 AM #93555
Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour tonight!
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11-22-2013, 12:40 AM #93556~ PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR SOURCE CHECKS ~
"It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel
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11-22-2013, 07:31 AM #93557
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Mornin tounge punchers!
Nice set up kronik!!
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11-22-2013, 07:49 AM #93558
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Originally Posted by ghettoboyd
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11-22-2013, 07:51 AM #93560
What's a club?
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