dukkits international house o whores

[RaginCajun]

so much work, but don't wanna

[RaginCajun]

I'm thinking of doing some real crazy shit.

what do you have in mind?

[bikeral]

Instead I will be eating clean and growing into a monster that will terrify all in my path.

[bikeral]

so much work, but don't wanna

My boss just tried to triple my responsibility with no pay raise. Bahahahaha

Didn't take long to see that's not going to happen.

[bikeral]

I love to shit. It’s my favorite thing. I don’t know why they call it Number Two. I think it’s easily the best one. In my book, it’s Number One.

[bikeral]

I’ve started to kind of hate people, and it’s not because I have anything against them. It’s just, I enjoy it. It’s recreation.

[bikeral]

I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.

[bikeral]

If you’re older, you’re smarter. I just believe that. If you’re in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to ‘em. Even if they’re wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.

[bikeral]

Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce … That would be sad. If two people were married and they were really and they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times.

[bikeral]

bahaha some Louis CK quotes

[AlphaMike]

I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.

Hating myself right now as try to force down an entire Cornish game hen

[bikeral]

Hating myself right now as try to force down an entire Cornish game hen

Aren't those things tiny?

[AlphaMike]

I think they're supposed to be, this one is giving me grief though...mainly because of the 72 grams of protein I mixed into half a gallon of milk 2 hours ago...really hate eating these days

[AlphaMike]

Too quiet in here

[AlphaMike]

[AlphaMike]

This bitch has got me all worked up

[-Ender-]

divorce is slowly being moved into the "permissible" category on my mental order of things.

Wish things would have gotten shitty before I had this much to lose.

miserable creatures.

I'm not that complicated...
Don't they ****ing know that we'll put up with some serious Bitchtricks as long as we get good ****ing and quiet time to eat a sandwich?

You'd think I'm asking her for complex mathematics. She cleans the damn toilets for ****sake! what's the deal?

And the flowers didn't work. Nothing does.

[Hazard]

divorce is slowly being moved into the "permissible" category on my mental order of things.

Wish things would have gotten shitty before I had this much to lose.

miserable creatures.

I'm not that complicated...
Don't they ****ing know that we'll put up with some serious Bitchtricks as long as we get good ****ing and quiet time to eat a sandwich?

You'd think I'm asking her for complex mathematics. She cleans the damn toilets for ****sake! what's the deal?

And the flowers didn't work. Nothing does.

Dude you'll be so much happier lol. I've lost a lot in my life because of my ex...... But ie gained even more.

[Dukkit]

I gotta poop

[Dukkit]

divorce is slowly being moved into the "permissible" category on my mental order of things.

Wish things would have gotten shitty before I had this much to lose.

miserable creatures.

I'm not that complicated...
Don't they ****ing know that we'll put up with some serious Bitchtricks as long as we get good ****ing and quiet time to eat a sandwich?

You'd think I'm asking her for complex mathematics. She cleans the damn toilets for ****sake! what's the deal?

And the flowers didn't work. Nothing does.

Sucks man.

Try to get out in one piece.

[-Ender-]

Dude you'll be so much happier lol. I've lost a lot in my life because of my ex...... But ie gained even more.

Sucks man.

Try to get out in one piece.

Thanks guys. I would have gotten out already but there are three little superstars involved. that alone really complicates the thought process.
Something has to give. I won't be the same guy by the time they are out of the house.

[Hazard]

Thanks guys. I would have gotten out already but there are three little superstars involved. that alone really complicates the thought process.
Something has to give. I won't be the same guy by the time they are out of the house.

My daughter was 1 month old when I left. I got custody tho

[jasc]

[jasc]

[Hazard]

The blue and pink..... I'd break her

[bikeral]

divorce is slowly being moved into the "permissible" category on my mental order of things.

Wish things would have gotten shitty before I had this much to lose.

miserable creatures.

I'm not that complicated...
Don't they ****ing know that we'll put up with some serious Bitchtricks as long as we get good ****ing and quiet time to eat a sandwich?

You'd think I'm asking her for complex mathematics. She cleans the damn toilets for ****sake! what's the deal?

And the flowers didn't work. Nothing does.

Do you know why divorce is so expensive?

Because its worth it.

Living miserable does not help anyone. I stayed with my psycho ex wife for years "for the kids" getting divorced was one of the best things that has happened to me.

[Igifuno]

Where you at Igi? You on the road today?

Yeah just landed in Charlotte, headed to TN for a couple days.

[Igifuno]

Instead I will be eating clean and growing into a monster that will terrify all in my path.

I like it.

[Igifuno]

bahaha some Louis CK quotes

He is the man. Ever watch Bill Burr? That's another funny ass guy.

[Igifuno]

Thanks guys. I would have gotten out already but there are three little superstars involved. that alone really complicates the thought process. Something has to give. I won't be the same guy by the time they are out of the house.

Hang in there bro. Just try to do the right thing by all accounts and the little ones will be fine. They are far more resilient than us.

[Igifuno]

I am claustrophobic. Not severely, but I get real ancy when the plane lands and I have to wait.. I want to plow through everyone and just get out of here.

[ghettoboyd]

Thanks guys. I would have gotten out already but there are three little superstars involved. that alone really complicates the thought process.
Something has to give. I won't be the same guy by the time they are out of the house.

im sorry this is happening to you brother...is it realy final in your mind cus ive been there before and im so glad I didn't do it...im shure this has been building up for a while so I understand you have to do right by you...you deserve to be happy...good luck my friend...

[bikeral]

Yeah just landed in Charlotte, headed to TN for a couple days.

Cool, don't worry if you miss a day in gym. Rest is good bro.

He is the man. Ever watch Bill Burr? That's another funny ass guy.

I'll have to check out Bill Burr.

[Igifuno]

Cool, don't worry if you miss a day in gym. Rest is good bro. I'll have to check out Bill Burr.

Yes indeed. Takin today off but brought wraps and gloves and will have to find a gym tomorrow.

Omg check him out. I think he's just as funny if not funnier than CK

[Hazard]

Billy gardel is fvckin hilarious too

[Igifuno]

Billy gardel is fvckin hilarious too

Gotta check him out then.. Never heard of him.

[Hazard]

Gotta check him out then.. Never heard of him.

He talks a lot about how his parents disciplined him and parenting today..... Marriage..... Etc

[bikeral]

Billy gardel is fvckin hilarious too

I'll check it out too. I need a good laugh in this miserable life. bahahaha

[Hazard]

I'm off to the gym

[Igifuno]

I'm off to the gym

Get it done Haz