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  1. 02-29-2012, 10:53 AM #60521
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    i may homebrew in future it is stupidly cheap and like you said you can brew exactely how you want it but requires alot of effort to prepare for first time

    and im a lazy cvnt
    definitely too lazy to make my own. plus Canada is packed with UGLs, so prices stay pretty reasonable.
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    ugg. I'm starting to check out ugly women
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    ugg. I'm starting to check out ugly women
    y? whats wrong.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    y? whats wrong.......
    gram of test and tren and wifes in Texas.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    ugg. I'm starting to check out ugly women
    Test/Tren Goggles


    Kind of a stretch but couldn't find any ugly-to-hot pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    gram of test and tren and wifes in Texas.
    I totally understand.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Test/Tren Goggles


    Kind of a stretch but couldn't find any ugly-to-hot pics
    see then u guys blame me for going after fatties
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian

    see then u guys blame me for going after fatties
    hahaha we just give you a hard time because you're the only one who has the kahonee's (sp?) to admit to goin hoggin

    *edit* proper spelling.. "Cojones"
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I totally understand.......
    sucks. Any time i have been on i had a girl or was single so getting some wasn't and issue. Now im on and cant get any. its fvcking torture.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    sucks. Any time i have been on i had a girl or was single so getting some wasn't and issue. Now im on and cant get any. its fvcking torture.
    Borrow Razr's "pump".. he seems to speak pretty highly of it..
    Plus a bj from a machine is not cheating right?
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    How many miles away is your wife? I think you are allowed a bj if its over 500.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    sucks. Any time i have been on i had a girl or was single so getting some wasn't and issue. Now im on and cant get any. its fvcking torture.
    I know I m on 1g of test too...so i know and feel your pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    hahaha we just give you a hard time because you're the only one who has the kahonee's (sp?) to admit to goin hoggin

    *edit* proper spelling.. "Cojones"
    I dont take thing personally its a joke its a joke......tell me how much you guys LOVE me......lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    How many miles away is your wife? I think you are allowed a bj if its over 500.
    about 1800 miles. does that mean im aloud 3 and half bj's?
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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    Is it cheating if she doesn't swallow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian
    I dont take thing personally its a joke its a joke......tell me how much you guys LOVE me......lol
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  18. 02-29-2012, 12:53 PM #60538
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    Hmm I just ate 3 donuts smothered in peanut butter.

    Its okay. Im fat.
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    Anyone getting close to my post count yet?

    Do I need to get in here and start whoring hard again?
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    Whore it up bro.. you gotta show us rookies how it's done
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    about 1800 miles. does that mean im aloud 3 and half bj's?
    1800 miles I think you are allowed a threesome
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    Lets


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    So I may hit the gym today.


    Which nowadays is an unusual occurrence.
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    So far in school... Ive gotten 100% on my first 4 assignments. And a 93 and 96 respectively on my first 2 quizzes.

    Not too shabby for someone who hasnt been in school in 10 YEARS
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    My armpits stink
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    Dukkit do you have limes disease in your waist or you just wear a belly band and no tshirts......?
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    One time I banged this chick and she licked my armpit


    Syke




    no really


    nah Im kidding


    No really, it happened
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    True story... I banged a chick then cummed on her stomach... my semen was bloody.

    Bitch had the clap.

    And gave it to me.

    Like 3 times.

    I know, I know your saying why did you keep banging her....

    well if you had seen her naked you would of too.
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    Nothing some antibiotics cant fix, right?

    Right?

    I mean seriously, right?
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    But thats all in the past now....

    Im gonna ask my girl to marry me.

    She doesnt have the clap.

    I hope *crosses fingers*
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    So anyways...

    I banged a girl once and she shit on my dick.

    True story.
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    Dont worry... I stayed in the game and finished.
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    Oh how about the time I banged 3 girls in one night.

    Only washed the penis once.

    Didnt get the clap.

    Some weird rash though.

    Went away with vodka.

    Bahahah I keed I keed
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    lets whore then.....
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  35. 02-29-2012, 02:31 PM #60555
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    I made a girl pass out once during sex.

    No I wasnt choking her.

    She just orgasmed too many times.

    Couldnt breathe.

    And bam.

    Dead meat

    Its okay.. she woke up and I finished.

    Cuz thats what champs do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    So anyways...

    I banged a girl once and she shit on my dick.

    True story.
    Did you have to pay extra for that?
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    You ****ers better not interrupt my whoring focus.
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    i banged the chick in her butt and all of sudden I smell shit i looked down and my brown dick was even browner.......just cause she did it I had to keep at her till her legs were shitty and then i finally cum and she had to sit on the toilet luckily we were doing it in the shower cause she wanted to see herself in the mirror
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    And there we go...

    bikeral isnt allowed in my whorehouse anymore

    Not while Im trying to whore.

    Post count ppl! Post count!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    you ****ers better not interrupt my whoring focus.
    lmfao
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