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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

    You had to post that fvcking link?
    Lmfao, did you really watch it, I can't stop laughing

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    I watched about 10 seconds of it. If you post links on a thread, people have a habit of clicking them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong
    I watched about 10 seconds of it. If you post links on a thread, people have a habit of clicking them.
    Omg I can stop laughing, you need to watch about 30 seconds

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    Quote Originally Posted by FONZY007 View Post
    Omg I can stop laughing, you need to watch about 30 seconds
    I'm not going to watch that video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

    I'm not going to watch that video.
    Lol ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    I am shredded so fvck pop tarts

    lil cocky mickiefickie lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FONZY007 View Post
    Check out this video on YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkx...e_gdata_player


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    ragging homo! i codnt get passed the first minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpowell

    ragging homo! i codnt get passed the first minute.
    Lol, it was for Dukkit cuz he said his girl was lubing her ass
    Last edited by FONZY007; 03-09-2012 at 11:49 PM.

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    Fonzy007 ruined this evening's post whoring. Ill be back on when the conversation has evolved from posting brainless youtube videos.

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    When I was a sophomore at college I was staying in a high rise apt. building just off campus. The kind of apt. building that school lease out and consider " on campus" even though they are not. The apt was on the 17th floor. I lived in a suite with 3 other friends. So the apt had a bunch of bedrooms, a kitchen , and a living room.

    One Thursday night we decided to throw a party for a friend. Nothing big about 15 or so people. Anyway... we ran out of beer so I had make a beer run. On my way back into the building I had to show my id to get past security. This little nigerian security guard started joking about partying with us etc etc. So I called his bluff and invited him up. So he left his post and came up to the room.

    The apt was pretty packed, but my new nigerian friend still managed to make a scene by immediately pouring shot after shot from our bottles. Everyone got a kicked out of the fact that this guy didnt speak any english, had a horrible uniform, and had apparently left his post at the front desk of a huge apt building to come get smashed .

    About 30 minutes past that point; the security guard is no where to be found. We assumed that he could hold his booze and prob went back down stairs to the front desk.

    The party starts to wrap up. My boy and his gf head off to his room to start the after party... when all the sudden I hear a horrible scream. The nigerian was in my boys bed past out. Upon further inspection we realized he was completely naked still clutching a bottle of booze. So we turned the lights on to reveal the most horrible sight my eyes would ever behold. The nude man was covered in sh-t. All over his chest, his arms, legs, ass.... all over the sheets and mattress.

    After our collective shock and outrage subsided we were left to figure out where to go at this point. He was responsive but not able to get his ass out of our apt. After about 10 minutes of debating who to call or what to do ... I had a flash of genius.

    We decided to drag his naked shit covered body into the apts main lobby elevator, and send him down to the first floor. So we rolled him onto the shitty sheets and dragged him out of the apt, down the hall, and into the elevator. Put the almost empty bottle of booze next to him, pressed 1, and sent him away.

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    ^^that was epic

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    what up whores?

    very quiet here today

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    Goodmorning everyone. Well, had a lil cheat meal last night. Girl wanted to go out so we had mexican. Kept it as clean as possible tho. So i dont feel so bad. maybe itll help me recover faster, cuz i think im not eating enough to recover. i need to bump up a lil and play with my diet. lol

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    I can't read what's on that girls ass but I hope it says I just blew danb

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    hahahaha i wish

    actually i might try that latet tonight. . . .

    it says kiss me im irish

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    so what up alex?

    any acne since you stopped the accutane?

    i got acne from looking at a vial if im not on accutane

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    Everybody knows there's no irish chics with asses like that.

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    ah there's the sgt

    what up?

    im bored

    where is everybody today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Everybody knows there's no irish chics with asses like that.
    hahaha oh trust me there is

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    why do you get a bigger avi then me?

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    Haha. I'm on hiatus today.

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    haha good man, you out attempting to dance tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    why do you get a bigger avi then me?
    I think avi size is based on lbm?

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    hahaha oh give it few months and we shall be swapping sizes then

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    LMAO that came out bad....lol I didn't mean nothing by it. You're my irish protege, I'm gonna get you swelled up.

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    oh yes i shall swell alright

    dan going to man up and get me some tren in few months

    you comviemtly dodged the question about attempting to dance

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    Good morning b?tches....

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    It's not morning, good afternoon fonz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    oh yes i shall swell alright

    dan going to man up and get me some tren in few months

    you comviemtly dodged the question about attempting to dance
    I'm not ruling anything out at this point.

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    Why does my avi keep showing up as a tiny question mark?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
    It's not morning, good afternoon fonz.
    Lol, well it's 9:50am for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Why does my avi keep showing up as a tiny question mark?
    i think its to do with LBM

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    mine dosnt show up today when i post but is there if i refresh page

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    u guys hit the gym today? i just blasted my legs and the shit felt good.

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    down this morning doing some pad work

    no weights today thank god im wrecked

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    i think im taking off from the gym today. im shot.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    you keeping up the mma gix?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    you keeping up the mma gix?
    yea going 2x a week.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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