dukkits international house o whores

[Dukkit]

Shit. Now I lost my focus.

Guess Ill go now.

Later

[calgarian]

so i banged this chick once who wanted me to cum on her face and that day i cum too much have her face full and also i didnt aim right i end up squirting in her nose which she didnt like.

[calgarian]

once I banged the chick and i cum on her tummy and she wiped it with her fingers and licked it clean....

[Dukkit]

Dukkit do you have limes disease in your waist or you just wear a belly band and no tshirts......?

Bahah just saw this.

You calling me fat?

j/k

Its the shadow of the light above me.

My back meat hangs over so far that the light cant reach my waist so its lighter.

[bikeral]

And there we go...

bikeral isnt allowed in my whorehouse anymore

Not while Im trying to whore.

Post count ppl! Post count!!

That's another whorehouse I am banned from

[calgarian]

once i banged the chick raw and finish the deed then she put on cloths and realize that my cum was still dripping on her thigh so she reached down wiped it with her finger and licked it

[calgarian]

Shit. Now I lost my focus.

Guess Ill go now.

Later

I thought so too when she shit on my dick but I had to finish........so i did

[calgarian]

once i banged a chick who gave "fvcking in thin air" whole new meaning

[Dukkit]

Im off work in 20.

Its raining out.

Im cold.

Im fat.

And Im sober.

WTF

[Dukkit]

That's another whorehouse I am banned from

You need to learn manners son.

Bahaha

Okay okay youre allowed back in.

[calgarian]

once i banged the chick who was pretty loose then she call me and ask was I tight???? i didnt know how to respond to that.......so I BS my way out.

[Dukkit]

One time...

I killed a chick.

True story.

Dont ask me where her body is. Cuz its not in my back yard under the shed.

[calgarian]

Im off work in 20.

Its raining out.

Im cold.

Im fat.

And Im sober.

WTF

get drunk and fvck a fatty

[calgarian]

once i banged the chick who love to lick the asshole.....i let her lick mine and yes it was a chick.

[Dukkit]

Im not on a gram of test.

I dont need to fukk fatties.

Plus... my girlfriend puts out plenty

[gixxerboy1]

One time i banged an american girl.
End of story

[Dukkit]

I enjoy my ass licked.

By gixxerboy1

[calgarian]

Im not on a gram of test.

I dont need to fukk fatties.

Plus... my girlfriend puts out plenty

I am so **** u

[Dukkit]

KK time get off

Work is calling

[bikeral]

Still have an hour and 20 before I get off.
it's raining out
I have to ride my harley home in the rain
and it's only wednesday

Might as well whore a bit

[calgarian]

once i banged a chick who wouldnt take off her panty hose so i ripped them and **** the crap outa her on the stairs railing.

[calgarian]

once i banged a chick whoo had a pair of handcuffs tied her to the bed put duct tape on her mouth and watched her cumming like a tap after i finished with her.

[calgarian]

fvck its been a while that I whore that much in this thread....want me to keep going?

[bikeral]

keep going I have another hour and 13 minutes to kill

[bikeral]

Just need to go heat up my meal - Tasty grilled chicken breast/brown rice/veggies I've never had this before hope it's good.

[jasc]

Nice whoring fellas..

Dukkit.. truly impressive, I will now have to step up my whore-game

Cal.. nice work brotha.. keep it up.. keep the sex stories comin

Bikeral.. right there with ya bro.. eating chicken, brown rice, n free ital dressing as I type this

[calgarian]

Nice whoring fellas..

Dukkit.. truly impressive, I will now have to step up my whore-game

Cal.. nice work brotha.. keep it up.. keep the sex stories comin

Bikeral.. right there with ya bro.. eating chicken, brown rice, n free ital dressing as I type this

its been a while i did that.....

[jasc]

34 min until I'm off work

been a long boring day of nothing.. but fvck it I'm gettin paid to sit on here

looking forward to destroying my legs in an hr

[jasc]

The gf better be ready and able when I get home

She could barely walk last night after a prescription enhanced session. no joke

Think I may have even bruised my tip

[bikeral]

yo jasc what's up bro

[jasc]

Ralphie May's new stand-up premieres Sun @ 10pm est on Comedy Central

Dude is fvckin hilarious..

Speaking of hilarious, Daniel Tosh is the f'n man..

[jasc]

Sup bikeral

What's the good word bro?

Damn bored I am.. as you can prob tell from my whoring practice

[bikeral]

me too. only 30 more years to retire...

[bikeral]

Boss just asked me if I come here to eat since I eat 5 times every day...

[bikeral]

I said no, I am here for the pay too...

[Ernst]

Drive by, bitches!!!

[jasc]

I said no, I am here for the pay too...

hahaha least he's cool about it.. My current job, the boss just makes wise cracks about me always being by the microwave.. last job they were total douche's about eating if it wasn't break time

[bikeral]

hahaha least he's cool about it.. My current job, the boss just makes wise cracks about me always being by the microwave.. last job they were total douche's about eating if it wasn't break time

Yea I really can't complain. I have a computer to search porn and whore, a refrig under my desk...

and only 28 minutes to go before I get the f out of here.

[bikeral]

must be bored today

[bikeral]

anyone post while they are drunk?