dukkits international house o whores

[DanB]

hey bros, im boutta take a leave of absence for a while. gotta get some things strate, and focus, and refocus. ima still be lurking around just not posting. esp gixx and dan, ill pm questions i may have.

handle your shit bro, do what ya gota do, anything you need or questions just hit me up with a pm

hope everything sorts itself out

keep your head up

[Nicotine]

uNF!

my puppy....not a puppy anymore tho:

[DanB]

its lassie haha

[Nicotine]

yep! i have 3 of em.

[gixxerboy1]

[DanB]

^^^^^

i like it

is it true that sunday was hiv night?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sound_Factory_Bar

[gixxerboy1]

thats a different place same owners

[Nicotine]

sounds safe :\

"conversion party"?....

[DanB]

thats a different place same owners

and if i read all of the article i would of seen that

[gixxerboy1]

sounds safe :\

"conversion party"?....

you converting to straight?

[Nicotine]

yep. and the pope is converting to islam too.

[RaginCajun]

morning ya bunch of whores

[Dukkit]

I like turtles

[gixxerboy1]

Mmmm turtle soup

[lovbyts]

Thats why they sell buckets full of LITTLE turtles in Thailand. I coudnt do it.

[Dukkit]

hahahha

[RaginCajun]

Thats why they sell buckets full of LITTLE turtles in Thailand. I coudnt do it.

i use to catch these all the time as a kid. looks like a red-eared slider turtle. the only ones we would catch to eat was the big ones, 50-100lbs, which were usually snapping turtles. and everyone loves 'snapping' turtles

[DanB]

I like turtles aswell, I think they would make a great pet

[RaginCajun]

I like turtles aswell, I think they would make a great pet

i bet she has a mean 'snapper'

[lovbyts]

OK I think I could eat that turtle.

[DanB]

so heres the plan

dan needs to make some money

he is about to log on to paddy power poker

smart move would be a tournament

but dan isnt smart

he plays cash games

watch this space

[RaginCajun]

so heres the plan

dan needs to make some money

he is about to log on to paddy power poker

smart move would be a tournament

but dan isnt smart

he plays cash games

watch this space

not a bad plan, hope you know how to bullshit!

[DanB]

oh yes i can do that lol

but internet in different, your not playing the opponent as much as you would be in real poker

[DanB]

and the fvckers all have odds calculators etc so bluffing is harder you actually need to just play your hand alot of the time

[DCI]

To the gym I go, I'm a gonna be sore.

[RaginCajun]

and the fvckers all have odds calculators etc so bluffing is harder you actually need to just play your hand alot of the time

you are right. a guy i work with now quit working to play poker a few years ago. he said it drove him crazy trying to keep up with all the games

[DanB]

you are right. a guy i work with now quit working to play poker a few years ago. he said it drove him crazy trying to keep up with all the games

yeah i know somebody that makes a good living from it, apperantly there is kind of systems, like you bet on x hand and thats it and guranteed a profit, but try stick to those systems haha

this fella has a odds calculator built into his head, its all about the maths really, that and having a bit of patter . . .

[RaginCajun]

yeah i know somebody that makes a good living from it, apperantly there is kind of systems, like you bet on x hand and thats it and guranteed a profit, but try stick to those systems haha

this fella has a odds calculator built into his head, its all about the maths really, that and having a bit of patter . . .

yup!

[DanB]

its not going too good, the cards just arent coming, im going to wait until a different table becomes avaiable

need to watch a few of them and try pick out a relatively inexperienced one

[RaginCajun]

good luck and when all fails, go all in!!!!

[DanB]

good luck and when all fails, go all in!!!!

everytime i get a decent hand the pot goes cold, fvcking typical and no its not due to my betting pattern

its down to dan having no fvcking luck

when your mother says dont walk under the ladder or you get ten years bad luck you should listen to her

[Dukkit]

Picking up new dog to foster tonight at 8.

Part Lab, part Border Collie

[calgarian]

morning

[jasc]

Morning fvckers

[jasc]

Picking up new dog to foster tonight at 8.

Part Lab, part Border Collie

how long you foster em for? isn't it hard to give em up?

We've considered fostering dogs, but once we get em I'm guessin they'd become permanent.. gotta be hard to give them up..

[calgarian]

Morning fvckers

u called?

[jasc]

u called?

Whats the good word bro?

got any new stories?

[calgarian]

Whats the good word bro?

got any new stories?

nope.....life is pretty boring these days....

[RaginCajun]

hey cal, how are the twins doing

[jasc]

nope.....life is pretty boring these days....

wth man.. I'm sittin here bored at work n you're slackin? now wtf am I supposed to do?