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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    No no, I'll never go soft.
    Keep eating them tubs of ben and jerrys and it wont be long before the stomach starts feeling soft to touch haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB

    Keep eating them tubs of ben and jerrys and it wont be long before the stomach starts feeling soft to touch haha
    I would have to make eating shit my full time job to get fat. I got to 15% this winter but I was using slin and eating like a mofo lol.

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    can i have some of your genetics?

    gimme a bolod sample i'll take it to china and ket them cook it into something funky

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    Lol I think it has to do with my age and the gear but ill send you some blood for the hell of it

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    i aint much older than you, but i think (just my opinion no proof) that my metabolism changed when I started fvcking with AAS when I was. . . .em a few years ago haha

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    Dan needs more armidex there is something very wrong,

    I watching this video and it nearly brought a tear to my eye hahahahaha

    fvck that how the fvck will I dose it now


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    Irish people curse alot dont they

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    Only thing that keeps us sane

    If we didnt vent this anger then . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    i aint much older than you, but i think (just my opinion no proof) that my metabolism changed when I started fvcking with AAS when I was. . . .em a few years ago haha
    How old are you?

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    22 shhhhh haha but feel like im 32 sometimes . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    22 shhhhh haha but feel like im 32 sometimes . . . .
    Damn Dan i thought you were close to 30
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    Damn Dan i thought you were close to 30
    Haha I get that alot but nope, I look it and act it and sometimes I need remind myself that I aint

    Never tried hide it though, it in my profile. . . .

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    ok how bad would it be if when my wife fly's to Belarus in June if another girl flies from Russia to visit me?
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Nope, I look it and act it and sometimes I need remind myself that I aint

    Never tried hide it though, it in my profile. . . .
    never thought you were hiding it.

    Even with the music you pic out. Some of it is older club stuff which im surprised a 22 would know
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    ok how bad would it be if when my wife fly's to Belarus in June if another girl flies from Russia to visit me?
    Hahaha wtf?

    Who the other girl, that determines how mad it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    never thought you were hiding it.

    Even with the music you pic out. Some of it is older club stuff which im surprised a 22 would know
    Yeah I know just saying for the benefit of others that frequent this whorehouse

    I used to dj in Spain and Greece so I know my tunes

    And know the age of the audience here that Im putting them out to

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    a girl i hooked up with will the wife and i were separated. She was in the US on vacation. We have stayed in touch by email.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    But I generally like the older shit, there only a handful of dj's around these days that I would really like, alot of the sets I listen to is from 2002-2007

    Only last year or so I start following hardwell and the likes

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    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    a girl i hooked up with will the wife and i were separated. She was in the US on vacation. We have stayed in touch by email.
    I dont see any problems personally but I thought that aint your style,

    You not trust her when she going home or just getting it out your system when you can got the chance so then ya can have a long happy marraige?

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    nothing to do with not trusting her. She goes on vacation with the girls here. There im sure she is going to spend most of the time with the family since she hasnt seen them in almost 9 years.

    I'm getting tired of living apart from her. Shit keeps coming up so we havent seen each other lately. And not sure when the next time will be
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    A man has his needs, my way of seeing it is that getting her over stops you from cracking up and potentially fighting with her then do it,

    You going to be with eachother the rest your lives anyway so live your life now(im sure it well lived but you know what I mean) make the most of the freedom now because when she moves back then you back to being full time husband and you might wish you took the chances in the past

    Thats just how Id look at it myself

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    And on another note, it looks, like well you prob know who, is giving away his grey tops for free with orders lmao

    at least they decent enough to admit they garbage and stop selling them

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB;596****
    A man has his needs, my way of seeing it is that getting her over stops you from cracking up and potentially fighting with her then do it,

    You going to be with eachother the rest your lives anyway so live your life now(im sure it well lived but you know what I mean) make the most of the freedom now because when she moves back then you back to being full time husband and you might wish you took the chances in the past

    Thats just how Id look at it myself
    i agree. And if this girl comes here its not like i would ever see her out when im with my wife. All i need to do is meet some girl at a bar and hook up. Then a month later be out with my wife and have the girl say something.

    Can i think of it lt like a wife exchange program. I send my wife to russia and russia sends me another girl?
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    i think she is cute. She got small tits though. But she is great in the sack and speaks such broken english it makes it hotter.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    i agree. And if this girl comes here its not like i would ever see her out when im with my wife. All i need to do is meet some girl at a bar and hook up. Then a month later be out with my wife and have the girl say something.

    Can i think of it lt like a wife exchange program. I send my wife to russia and russia sends me another girl?
    Haha yeah defo mate, fvck it I would, regardless of sanity but if this keeps you sane and in a round about way keeps things on track with the wife then go for it

    And theres your wisdom shining through lol never piss on your own doorstep, thats where 99% of people fvck it up

    The wife exchange program, I think you found a niche in the market bro shhhhhh before somebody robs the idea, we should talk about it over pm haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post


    i think she is cute. She got small tits though. But she is great in the sack and speaks such broken english it makes it hotter.
    Sometimes I like small tits, once they dont look out of place, sometimes you just think damn they small but others it suits and blends in well with the rest of the body

    And yeah broken english, ya gota love it

    she says STOP STOP STOP TOO MUCH

    he keeps going,

    afterwards she says why didnt you stop? you say wtf I did go harder, you then explain that stop really means harder and come out still looking the good guy

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    Has Dan gone too far again?

    Hate it when that happens, ah well fvck it sure I'm used to it by now, I do it pretty regular in this fvcked up life of mine

    Time for bed

    DanB clocking out

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    You aint living with your wife Gixx?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    You aint living with your wife Gixx?
    she is still in dallas. We going visiting each other. She still has a lease with a gf she cant break
    and she is on bail so she cant move yet
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    My test is finally kicking in thank god.

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    We all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sucks about the wife situation GIxx. Didnt know that.

    I just got a toshiba satellite series Laptop. Kicks ass

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    I got tendonitis in like both elbows, it creeps up into my bi's.

    Fukkin hurts.

    Fingering my girls ass too hard

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    Fukk DNP makes ya hot all day

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    I hate easter, such a dumb holiday. So is Xmas.

    I mean I dont believe in god. So why should I celebrate anything that has to do with his supposed son?

    And how did the easter bunny get thrown into a religious holiday?

    Wtf. Ppl are stupid.

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    Now halloween... ill fukkin rock out on halloween.

    And 4th of July.

    And my Birthday!

    Only holidays I need.

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    Oh and St Patties day and Cinco Di Mayo on my sandwich are stupid holidays as well.

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