dukkits international house o whores

[alexISthrowed]

Letro gets a bad wrap for no reason. Its all dose dependent. I like Letro better than adex, haven't tried aromasin yet though.

[DanB]

Yeah if you dose it right it may be g2g

I take it you were advised in your dose yeah?

Most people arent advised and would jump on .5mg ed or even more and fvck themselves up, hence the bad rep

Adex/aromasin much better safer option i.m.o, alot more room for error

And on your woman doses an a.i. isnt necessary

[alexISthrowed]

Lol I just played with the doses a bit and used a little common sense

I always used adex but just found Letro to work better for me

[DanB]

Lol I just played with the doses a bit and used a little common sense

I always used adex but just found Letro to work better for me

Each to their own I guess, Im up to .334mg adex ed now, if that isnt enough I'll go to aromasin , fvck letro, last resort i.m.o

so what the plans for weekend bro?

[alexISthrowed]

Not much, going to a bodybuilding show all day tomorrow

What are you up to

[DanB]

dj'ing and horse racing

sounds great dosnt it

i'll elaborate

playing chart shite and then losing me bolix at the races hahahahahaha

at least im realistic

[DanB]

ok so i have, red and green chilli, red onion, various herbs and spices, various meats but no coconut milk, tinned tomatoes or fish paste, but i do have indian curry paste what can i make, oh yeah no oats either

EDIT

various types of rice and pasta to go on side

RE-EDIT

macros arent important, they cant go too mental with my ingredients anyway but this is my cheat meal

[DanB]

oh yeah i got eggs, cheddar cheese, and various green veg

[DanB]

well nobody in here is getting a michelin star any time soon

[DanB]

gix you got italian blood, they known for their cooking, some say best in world

i know your grandma bet in a few recipes into your head in your younger years, can you do anything with my ingredients?

oh yeah plenty of fresh garlic aswell

[gixxerboy1]

lol, i cant cook for shit. Grandma was the best but no she taught me nothing. All the grand daughters she taught

[DanB]

gimme their number or fb hahaha

i have a 34yr old on the way out to me

gona regret it in the morning but fvck it

[gixxerboy1]

Dan what do i do about this other girl. She is begging me to come here. I'm worried now its turning it i love you. Fvck me

[Dukkit]

Funny how the older I get. The more I enjoy a glass of wine.

Never liked it when I was younger.

[Dukkit]

Oh and poop

[gixxerboy1]

you enjoy poop more now that you are older?

[Dukkit]

Yep. I like to throw it at ppl.

Monkey style.

The one jail I was in... when we got sent to the hole, we werent allowed to keep cups, spoons etc. Cuz mutha fukkas would use them to launch their shit through the bars at the ppl in other cells.

It was fun.

Gets you in touch with your inner caveman.

[gixxerboy1]

I've done some fvcked up things to people yet flinging poop at them has never crossed my mind

[Dukkit]

Jail makes ya go loony.

And some ppl enjoy being loony.

[DanB]

Dan what do i do about this other girl. She is begging me to come here. I'm worried now its turning it i love you. Fvck me

always a problem bro

i say this as blanketstatement, dont think im including your wife in this statement

but you know yourself, alot of eastern european women will do anything to try get to america, especially if they meet a fella with connections, on aas and has a couple quid

my way forward would be say babe come over, we go on holidays, then get some half decent 4 star for a few nights and send her home

[DanB]

I've done some fvcked up things to people yet flinging poop at them has never crossed my mind

i pissed on people nuimerous times

mabey thats why nobody likes dan

i always put it down to jealousy if the lats haha

[Dukkit]

You can pee on me Dan.

We'll still be friends.

[DanB]

Jail makes ya go loony.

And some ppl enjoy being loony.

i met a friend called carlito in jail

Zyprexa made him go away, but i dont take it since im out nearly 3yr

he comes back when i party heavy

he my friend but he dosnt like other people too much

he puts me wide to people plotting against me

[DanB]

is Dan actually being serious?

thats the scary question

do you really want to know the answer?

If I was reading it and knew me then I wouldnt. . . . .

[Dukkit]

Im gonna have more wine then spoon with the homeless guy down the street.

Night everyone

[DanB]

Yep. I like to throw it at ppl.

Monkey style.

The one jail I was in... when we got sent to the hole, we werent allowed to keep cups, spoons etc. Cuz mutha fukkas would use them to launch their shit through the bars at the ppl in other cells.

It was fun.

Gets you in touch with your inner caveman.

Watch Hunger

[gixxerboy1]

always a problem bro

i say this as blanketstatement, dont think im including your wife in this statement

but you know yourself, alot of eastern european women will do anything to try get to america, especially if they meet a fella with connections, on aas and has a couple quid

my way forward would be say babe come over, we go on holidays, then get some half decent 4 star for a few nights and send her home

she says she asked her boss and she can have from 1 week to a month off. So i dont think she want to stay. Atleast on this trip

[DanB]

she says she asked her boss and she can have from 1 week to a month off. So i dont think she want to stay. Atleast on this trip

yeah mabey not but I wouldnt show her your gaf(house ya use same lingo over there?)

you really want her turning up on doorstep someday?

may never happen but come on gix you been around the block, you heard of similar scenarios before

dont let it happen yourself, just get the hotel, fvck it go on a bender for a few days, get a few mates you can trust to check into same hotel, ask her if she any mates that like to party and get your mate, her mate talking, could be one of them legendary experiences if you play it right

[gixxerboy1]

lol, no never heard gaf before. She calls it my flat.

You are right about a hotel. I would never bring a local girl here. I wasnt really worried about a girl thats over a 20 hour plane ride just showing up some day at the door.

Fvck Russian vagina its like my kryptonite.

[DanB]

is Dan actually being serious?

thats the scary question

do you really want to know the answer?

If I was reading it and knew me then I wouldnt. . . . .

But if you knew dan you would know the answer,

Dukkit I'm heading to fb before she turns up

I reckon reading some stuff and relating to it could snap me back to reality

[gixxerboy1]

Dan is there anything good on the Guetta & Romero cd metropolis coming out

[DanB]

lol, no never heard gaf before. She calls it my flat.

You are right about a hotel. I would never bring a local girl here. I wasnt really worried about a girl thats over a 20 hour plane ride just showing up some day at the door.

Fvck Russian vagina its like my kryptonite.

you never know bro, better safe than sorry and if it did actually happen it would be a rookie error, you aint a rookie are ya gix? didnt think so

on another note, i just had fvcking animal sex with a 34-38yr old, she very good, she even gave me a xanex at the start then robbed it back before she left, she got a bit savvy I was impressed

[DanB]

Dan is there anything good on the Guetta & Romero cd metropolis coming out

its 7am and time for bed well it actually nearly time for a jog but sex fvcked my timetable up, give me couple hours and I'll go through it and pick out anything decent

You want any of them sets I spoke to you about, im too sleep deprived to think of the name off top my head but i remember I found a few on a harddrive from a club/dj we spoke about

[DanB]

actually it 8.06 am, fvck my schedule is gone now, ah well, 4hr kip

Dan has a set to play tomorrow night and still hasnt even thought about it

He was told to play chart shit

Problem is that he hasnt time now to download chart shit

Its gona be hardwell, bassjackers, freddie le grand, chuckie, marcel woods etc

I may get sacked after the set but believe me the place will ''let the bass kick'' hahahaha

I shall be sacked from there and then employed somewhere else as news of my legendry hard house sets gets around

Oh yes its time for the superstar dj to rise up

Rant over

Gix leave the tunes with me for a few hours, I let you know

DanB signing out

[DanB]

hahahaha I say tomorrow night in post above

Its actually like 15hrs away

fvck it, is there any point in sleeping? but lack of sleep usually puts you a couple seconds behind reality, no good when your trying to mix

ah well i shall try

[alexISthrowed]

I'm buying a lap top next week so I can quit this half ass whore nonsense

[gixxerboy1]

you never know bro, better safe than sorry and if it did actually happen it would be a rookie error, you aint a rookie are ya gix? didnt think so

on another note, i just had fvcking animal sex with a 34-38yr old, she very good, she even gave me a xanex at the start then robbed it back before she left, she got a bit savvy I was impressed

rookie? Come on. If i think she is going to be weird and would ever just show up ill make an anonymous call to homeland security and say she is a russian spy

[DanB]

haha yeah that would work aswell

sexy KGB assassin haha

[stack_it]

I slept with a 52 year old last weekend and now she won't leave me alone.

[gixxerboy1]

I slept with a 52 year old last weekend and now she won't leave me alone.

dont worry she is old, Alzheimer will kick and she wont remember you or she will just die soon