dukkits international house o whores

[DanB]

150-200 each

Not in this country bro, you get p zero with change for that

Cheap petrol, expensive tires, hmmmm, america dosnt sound so cheap anymore lol

[Lunk1]

yes bro i feel blessed to have found both myself..thank you for the kind words and im sorry about your lab specialy so early in life its sounds...today is the first day i can talk about it without tearing up...im still waiting for my dogs earn cus i plan on putting it on the fireplace mantle surrounded by pictures of him...best wishes to you and your family...

We were blessed with 10 wonderful years. She went from the energy an vigor of a pup to being a chemo patient. She remained high spirited through out but a decision was made to call it quits as soon as her quality of life no longer existed. I was less upset when my dad died (only because his health was so bad it was a blessing). It helps to sit around with the family and look at pics and remember all the funny moments. Any dog owner that loves there dog knows what I am talking about. Thank you for the wishes.

There are some really nice dog earns available...

[Lunk1]

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of Pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.

"I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump." They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, and then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them. "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," he answered.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's Hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."

[AXx]

You'd be proud AXx

picked up some Cholula n Vit D

The Cholula is damn tasty

good call

I told ya buddy

Been liking it for years

I'm am so proud of you son

[ghettoboyd]

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of Pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.

"I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump." They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, and then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them. "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," he answered.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's Hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."

lol nice story bro thx..

[jasc]

I told ya buddy

Been liking it for years

I'm am so proud of you son

thanks pops

[RaginCajun]

Jasc

MSU looked good today

That big silverback gorillaback ran all over the place

[jasc]

Jasc

MSU looked good today

That big silverback gorillaback ran all over the place

Thanks buddy

I think "good" is being a little generous

They were pretty much playing a highschool team n couldn't get in the endzone until the 4th quarter

Next week vs. Ohio State is gonna be rough

Bell is a beast. Thank god he can run because our qb can't throw

[dev_man77]

Longest thread ever. took me 5 hours to read all.

[Lunk1]

Longest thread ever. took me 5 hours to read all.

do you feel dumber now??

[AXx]

Another shuttle story

Everyone ready.......OK

He on the shuttle going back to where we park

4 guys get on, 3 black guys and a white kid(I overheard them say they were roommates) I will explain Ina minute why I even mentioned race

1 black guy in particular sat down and starting talking pretty loud about how he was dirty, and here is the rest of his statement

"man you know how black people like to be clean, you know we already being judged by the white man cause we got big dicks" now there are 6 little kids on this bus as well. All of the parents just sit and look at him in amazement

By this time he is getting louder and louder, dropping F bombs and GD very loud.

My wife is steadily patting me on the leg so I will calm down cause she knows I'm getting mad.

I stand and get very "near" to him and tell him he can shut his mouth or or I will help him" he immediately looks all cowardly at me and says "yes sir" as we were all leaving the bus he runs off and his buddies look at me and apologize.

That's all, just wanted to have a big boy moment

[Lunk1]

Another shuttle story

Everyone ready.......OK

He on the shuttle going back to where we park

4 guys get on, 3 black guys and a white kid(I overheard them say they were roommates) I will explain Ina minute why I even mentioned race

1 black guy in particular sat down and starting talking pretty loud about how he was dirty, and here is the rest of his statement

"man you know how black people like to be clean, you know we already being judged by the white man cause we got big dicks" now there are 6 little kids on this bus as well. All of the parents just sit and look at him in amazement

By this time he is getting louder and louder, dropping F bombs and GD very loud.

My wife is steadily patting me on the leg so I will calm down cause she knows I'm getting mad.

I stand and get very "near" to him and tell him he can shut his mouth or or I will help him" he immediately looks all cowardly at me and says "yes sir" as we were all leaving the bus he runs off and his buddies look at me and apologize.

That's all, just wanted to have a big boy moment

A hero on duty AND off

I'm so excited by you right now

You are def. my hero....

[AXx]

Thanks Lunk

You would have don't the same thing!!!

If I had hit him then there would have been a brawl on the bus, and kids didn't need to see that

So I just opted to whisper sweet nothing to him

[Bigshotvictoria]

Day 10 in camp.

1500 km from my wife.

Time to learn how to whore. Good morning guys.

[AXx]

Day 10 in camp.

1500 km from my wife.

Time to learn how to whore. Good morning guys.

Morning to you almost bedtime for us

Camp??? Military??

Soyouwannabeawhorehuh?

[Bigshotvictoria]

Morning to you almost bedtime for us

Camp??? Military??

Soyouwannabeawhorehuh?

Yeah, working nights.

Camp, northern Canada.

A little whoring goes a long way, or so they say.

[AXx]

Yeah, working nights.

Camp, northern Canada.

A little whoring goes a long way, or so they say.

It does it does

Just don't forget to inform your wife

When you refer to whoring, it only means here

[Bigshotvictoria]

What she doesnt know won't hurt her.

At first I read "when you refer to whoring, it only means her"

That made me laugh

I'm getting good at whoring!

[Bigshotvictoria]

Double post

[AXx]

No your not

Your double posted

Your fired

[Dpyle]

No your not

Your double posted

Your fired

Does it really count as being fired if you aren't getting paid?

[AXx]

Does it really count as being fired if you aren't getting paid?

You raise a good point sir

I dunno

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a noise

The answer to that question is also the answer to your question, lol

[Bigshotvictoria]

I got the " no posts within 10 seconds message"

Time to try a new hobby.

Like knitting.

[AXx]

I got the " no posts within 10 seconds message"

Time to try a new hobby.

Like knitting.

You can't post new message within 30 sec of each other

Knitting is no fun, I tried it hurts my fingers lol

Try checkers

[Bigshotvictoria]

I always choke on the black pieces.

[Bigshotvictoria]

I always choke on the black pieces.

Did not think that one through...

[AXx]

I always choke on the black pieces.

Did not think that one through...

Oh me me me

What are we gonna do with you

I'm still laughing

[Bigshotvictoria]

Oh me me me

What are we gonna do with you

I'm still laughing

Depends.

Aparently if your black you'll make me choke.

I'm opening a new account, under a new name.

[AXx]

Depends.

Aparently if your black you'll make me choke.

I'm opening a new account, under a new name.

Its ok Man I won't judge, lol

Today I said I pee sitting down

You have to talk this $hit on her with a grain of salt.

[Lunk1]

Its ok Man I won't judge, lol

Today I said I pee sitting down

You have to talk this $hit on her with a grain of salt.

I talk shit on her with a bag of salt

and a cpl block licks

Hell I talk shit with nothing...who am I kidding

[Lunk1]

Thanks Lunk

You would have don't the same thing!!!

If I had hit him then there would have been a brawl on the bus, and kids didn't need to see that

So I just opted to whisper sweet nothing to him

That shits the most fun

A big guy wispering eveil intent in a punk asses ear

Works nearly 100%

[Lunk1]

Axx will you refilter my mast

Not something i want to **** with

or just send me a good 1 and I will send you mine lol

[Bigshotvictoria]

Sorry I dissapeared

The wife called

Man she makes it hard being away. Gives me attitude, and says she's grumpy because she misses me. I told her I needed to make some food and she gets all uppity like I want nothing to do with her.

That's my rant.

[Lunk1]

Sorry I dissapeared

The wife called

Man she makes it hard being away. Gives me attitude, and says she's grumpy because she misses me. I told her I needed to make some food and she gets all uppity like I want nothing to do with her.

That's my rant.

Send her naked penis pics

always does the trick

mine stops talking to me almost immiedetly lol

[AXx]

Axx will you refilter my mast

Not something i want to **** with

or just send me a good 1 and I will send you mine lol

Yeah send it on

I will take the hulk juice

You never know, it looked green it could be algae mast.

[AXx]

Sorry I dissapeared

The wife called

Man she makes it hard being away. Gives me attitude, and says she's grumpy because she misses me. I told her I needed to make some food and she gets all uppity like I want nothing to do with her.

That's my rant.

Tell her that you love her dearly

If she wants you to return

She had better get her attitude adjusted, lol

Just kidding buddy. She musts misses you and wants you home with her

[Bigshotvictoria]

I'll show her my paycheck.

Buy her a pair of shoes.

She'll be more then happy to make it up to me...

[GreMos]

No your not

Your double posted

Your fired

No you're not.

You double posted.

You're fired.

**********

[Bigshotvictoria]

Fired from whoring. Twice.

Wife is mad.

That's it, I'm skipping the veggies tonight!!!

[GreMos]

fired from whoring. Twice.

Wife is mad.

That's it, i'm skipping the veggies tonight!!!

never!!