dukkits international house o whores

[jasc]

hmmm, can't promise anything. But I'll clean the pipes before you pick me up.

hahaha

well played

[jasc]

Ill clean your pipes.

Hehe

true friend right there

[bikeral]

really? my 08 leaks brake fluid like a scolded dog.

Sorry to hear that. I had 2005 softail for years no problem put 80K miles on it before it got stolen. 2010 Ultra for 2 years no problem and a 2000 Road King. The Road King I bought used and it was pretty beat up but no leaks.

[bikeral]

Hey just noticed AR's new space whore.

[Dukkit]

only if we can make spoons afterwards

Is it 4 yet?

[Dukkit]

Hello my name is Dukkit,

and Im a post whore.

[-Ender-]

Sorry to hear that. I had 2005 softail for years no problem put 80K miles on it before it got stolen. 2010 Ultra for 2 years no problem and a 2000 Road King. The Road King I bought used and it was pretty beat up but no leaks.

had a 96 springer for 12 years that never had one fukkin problem.
Bitch complained long enough about the badlander seat that I finally upgraded to the street glide when they came out. sg shit a shock and a break caliper in the first couple years. other than that no problems.
Picked up a 99 confederate a couple of years ago because I wanted some evolution back in the garage...it doesn't miss a beat. Zero problems.

seriously considered an Evolution tattoo.. still am.

[-Ender-]

Hey just noticed AR's new space whore.

SPACE WHORE, mutha mutha....

[RaginCajun]

ran into some chicks for lunch, one of them had a real nice pooper

[-Ender-]

ran into some chicks for lunch, one of them had a real nice pooper

did you ask her nicely if you could taste it?

[bikeral]

Between all of TR's sex threads and RC talking about poopers I am getting horny

[bikeral]

Please do not post any picks of hot women, especially if they have large breasts.

[Dukkit]

Im gonna buy a moped next summer.

150cc's of raw power!!!!

[Tron3219]

Please do not post any picks of hot women, especially if they have large breasts.

[bikeral]

Im gonna buy a moped next summer.

150cc's of raw power!!!!

I had a red vespa scooter when I lived in Madrid. Had lots of fun on that thing.

[bikeral]

Thanks Tron. I was waiting for someone to get the hint.

[Tron3219]

Thanks Tron. I was waiting for someone to get the hint.

I'm just trying to make you spontaneously combust lol

[fishizzle0927]

hey wheres that mate "dec11" that used to troll around here and give everyone loads of sh!t?? he get bounced?

[Dukkit]

I had a red vespa scooter when I lived in Madrid. Had lots of fun on that thing.

My babysitter had a red vespa when I lived in spain too!

I was in Rota. Southern coast.

[fishizzle0927]

Please do not post any picks of hot women, especially if they have large breasts.

or phenominal asses?!!!

[-Ender-]

I have a red rototiller

[bikeral]

My babysitter had a red vespa when I lived in spain too!

I was in Rota. Southern coast.

So you're a Navy brat?

[wh1spa]

sup whoredogs

[gixxerboy1]

.A few days after Christmas a mother working in the kitchen was listening to her 8 year old son play with his new electric train set.

She heard the train stop and her son said,All you son of bitches who are getting off,get the **** out now,and all of you son of bitches who are getting-on get you asses on the train cause we're leaving right now!!"

The mother was shocked she went into the living room and told her son,"We dont use that kind of language in this house.Now I want you to go to your room for two hours.When you come out you can continue playing with your train but you must use nicer language."

Two hous later,her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard his son say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train,please remember to take all your belongings with you,we thank you for ridding with us today and we hope that you will ride with us again.For those of you just boarding,we kindly ask that you put all your hand luggage under your seat.Remember that there is no smoking expect in the club cabin,we hope that you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today,for those who are pissed off because of the 2 hours delay,please see the bitch in the kitchen!!"

[Dukkit]

Yeppers

[wh1spa]

.A few days after Christmas a mother working in the kitchen was listening to her 8 year old son play with his new electric train set.

She heard the train stop and her son said,All you son of bitches who are getting off,get the **** out now,and all of you son of bitches who are getting-on get you asses on the train cause we're leaving right now!!"

The mother was shocked she went into the living room and told her son,"We dont use that kind of language in this house.Now I want you to go to your room for two hours.When you come out you can continue playing with your train but you must use nicer language."

Two hous later,her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard his son say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train,please remember to take all your belongings with you,we thank you for ridding with us today and we hope that you will ride with us again.For those of you just boarding,we kindly ask that you put all your hand luggage under your seat.Remember that there is no smoking expect in the club cabin,we hope that you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today,for those who are pissed off because of the 2 hours delay,please see the bitch in the kitchen!!"

oldie but a goodie!

[wh1spa]

Yeppers

Narpers

[RaginCajun]

Drive by turd nuggets

[alexISthrowed]

Gf is not preggers! She took 2 tests and one at the doctors. Still waiting on the blood test but I feel pretty good.

[-Ender-]

looks like about 100 new Var threads and 101 new tren threads....

[-Ender-]

busy girls

[Dukkit]

Morning bitch ass douche canoes.

Lick balls and eat lint!

[-Ender-]

she move back in?

[Dukkit]

she move back in?

You talking to me punk?

[Dukkit]

Fukking DMV was closed on Sat due to MLK day.

WTF.

[-Ender-]

You talking to me punk?

ya......ya I am.

[Dukkit]

ya......ya I am.

I will cut chu!!


But no. She never even technically lived with me. Just had a lot of crap over.

[austinite]

So... what's in the Dukkit Bucket today?

[Dukkit]

So... what's in the Dukkit Bucket today?

Not a damn thing.

Life is quiet, simple and boring.

Just the way I like it.

You?

[-Ender-]

I will cut chu!!

Would not be the first time that I have been told that sweetie.

But no. She never even technically lived with me. Just had a lot of crap over.

quit being a big meany and let her make up