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  1. 01-23-2013, 01:31 PM #77721
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    Well what a surprise.

    Re installing the OS on my blackberry did not fix it.

    She finally coughed up a loaner till I get a new one.
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    Should of tea bagged the phone before you gave it to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Well what a surprise.

    Re installing the OS on my blackberry did not fix it.

    She finally coughed up a loaner till I get a new one.
    retirement here you come!
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    This thread sucks the sweat from a dead fat chicks ass crack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    This thread sucks the sweat from a dead fat chicks ass crack.
    Reported
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  6. 01-23-2013, 01:46 PM #77726
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    This thread sucks the sweat from a dead fat chicks ass crack.
    I did that once.

    Or so the police claim.
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    Fukkin government isnt processing efiled tax returns until the 30th.

    I did mine on Mon.

    So I gotta wait like 3 weeks for my cash money money.
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    My brother, sis in law and niece are coming to visit on Sun.

    Niece just turned 2.

    So stinking cute.
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    serves ya right, ... greeedy.


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    My niece

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    serves ya right, ... greeedy.


    Give me your lunch money!!
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    Wanna place bets on how many Mexicans are at the laundromat tonight?
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    I'm in. I bet 23.
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    I say 17

    Anyone hot? Big arsed?
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    7

    8 after you get there

    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Glad the two of you bro-hugged and slapped ass.
    fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Well what a surprise.

    Re installing the OS on my blackberry did not fix it.

    She finally coughed up a loaner till I get a new one.
    A loaner? So other people have used it?

    Quick, take a dick pic and go show it to her

    Tell her you opened the photo gallery and were digusted to see such a huge penis on your new phone

    Then watch her reaction

    would be hilarious..
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I'm in. I bet 23.
    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    I say 17

    Anyone the hot? Big arsed?
    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    7

    8 after you get there

    haha
    Im guessing 6. On wed its a bit slow. But mondays... whew. 23 would be on point.
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    Splish Splash i was taking a bath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    A loaner? So other people have used it?

    Quick, take a dick pic and go show it to her

    Tell her you opened the photo gallery and were digusted to see such a huge penis on your new phone

    Then watch her reaction

    would be hilarious..
    Good idea. I'll give it a try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Splish Splash i was taking a bath.
    Whats up aust? Good to see you are logging again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Whats up aust? Good to see you are logging again.
    Yo! Bikeral! How are you my friend? Long time... good to be back.
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    Gotta stop cracking my knuckles in the cold.

    Fukking hurts.
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    ^ Just run hot tap water over them while you crack em.

    Layer down and smack em yack em!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Yo! Bikeral! How are you my friend? Long time... good to be back.
    All good man
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    fixed
    Thats not what the pic axx sent me was, but if you say so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Thats not what the pic axx sent me was, but if you say so.
    thats wrong on soo many levels.. lol

    1) you were there trying to join in so you know I'm right

    2) you just looked at gay porn in order to post that
    Busted!!
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    I know it's wrong but I'm sitting at my desk laughing so its worth it.

    And yes I had to do a thorough search to get the right pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I know it's wrong but I'm sitting at my desk laughing so its worth it.

    And yes I had to do a thorough search to get the right pic
    hahahaha
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    I win. There are 2 mexicans here. I said 6. Im closest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I win. There are 2 mexicans here. I said 6. Im closest.
    just wait until their other 5 family members get out of the small car

    then I win!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I win. There are 2 mexicans here. I said 6. Im closest.
    I have 21 mexicans on hold. Your jaw will drop when they show up.
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    One more came in. Actually more white ppl tonight. I gotta come here on weds more often!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    One more came in. Actually more white ppl tonight. I gotta come here on weds more often!!!
    can you bring whiskey?
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    Sure I could. But that would make my drive home.... Not happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    Sure I could. But that would make my drive home.... Not happen.
    just steal a mexican and make he/she drive you home, prob solved
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    morning!
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    g'day
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    How'd the trip to the mat go?

    You take home one of the Mexi's?

    Or atleast have her do your laundry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    How'd the trip to the mat go?

    You take home one of the Mexi's?

    Or atleast have her do your laundry?
    Negative.

    Old fat ones were there last night.

    No good.
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