dukkits international house o whores

[Dukkit]

Hahaha

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I'm going to need an AI

[Dukkit]

Dont want no man titties!!

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nothing is sexyer than my gyno

[bikeral]

Let's see some pics.

[bikeral]

For Bikeral..lol

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Close... but I have more tattoos

[bikeral]

To help improve moral at work from time to time I have contests for the employees.

1st prize gets a BJ

[bikeral]

2nd prize has to give it.

[RaginCajun]

Sitting at the bar with a bud

There are two girls sitting to our right

I think I counted 45 'likes' in one of their conversations.

They are hot but damn stupid sounding!

Oh yeah, forgot to add in 'seriously'

[DSM4Life]

Sitting at the bar with a bud

There are two girls sitting to our right

I think I counted 45 'likes' in one of their conversations.

They are hot but damn stupid sounding!

Oh yeah, forgot to add in 'seriously'

Like for real ?

[Hunter]

Like for real ?

How is the adoption going? I hope its going really well for you.

[MickeyKnox]

I think George Carlin said it best..



"I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.

I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core—no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.

And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.

I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt;

and I'm hangin' tough.


Over and out." - George Carlin RIP.

[RaginCajun]

Hahahaha Mickey!

Good shyt!

[MickeyKnox]

Hahahaha Mickey!

Good shyt!

I miss him dearly..

[Dukkit]

George Carlin.... I remember him from Shining Time Station when I was a kid.

Then I grew older and realized he was so much more than a miniature train conductor.

[Dukkit]

And good morning bitches.

[austinite]

Morning Dukkit, you Vitamin enhanced sociopathic post whore!!!!

[RaginCajun]

mernin whores

i feel like dukkit, didn't go to the gym the past two days

i need food!

[Dukkit]

Morning Dukkit, you Vitamin enhanced sociopathic post whore!!!!

#Truth

[Dukkit]

Took the gas tank off the bike...

air filter box too.

Checked the inside of the frame for any damage.

Looked good to me.

So my fears of frame damage are easing up.

I ordered the triple tree and steering stem yesterday off ebay.

So hope that fixes my problem.

I checked my forks last night.

Look straight to me.

So we shall see.

[Dukkit]

I get her naked more and more every night.

[RaginCajun]

lookin good man

hopefully that will give you some room

[Dukkit]

Need to fab up a tool to remove the steering stem.

Found a "How to guide" on a bike forum.

[bikeral]

Morning hookers

Keep the updates on the bike coming Duk.

[Dukkit]

Morning Biker.

Will do!

[RaginCajun]

i am glad my boss is out today

my desk is a diaster

and i hate dealing with stupid people!

[jasc]

Morning whores

[jasc]

Add Google to the Burn List

They've redesigned their image search, fukking up image linking

pretty much killed the whoring of ass pics

[Dukkit]

Add Google to the Burn List

They've redesigned their image search, fukking up image linking

pretty much killed the whoring of ass pics

Time to switch to Bing

[bikeral]

Add Google to the Burn List

They've redesigned their image search, fukking up image linking

pretty much killed the whoring of ass pics

Talking about ass pics. How come no one posts them here anymore?

[bikeral]

[jasc]

Time to switch to Bing

Bing needs to burn as well

Everytime I mispell a web address it forwards me to that sh*t search engine!

I'm going retro.. Yahoo style!

[jasc]

Talking about ass pics. How come no one posts them here anymore?

It's googles fault

[bikeral]

I think we need to overcome technical difficulties and stay focused.

[Soar]

Yummy

[jasc]

Yahoo may be even worse

They have a nice slideshow option

Just ran through about 10 "perfect asses" hands-free

linking sucks though

[jasc]

[jasc]

Hate to admit

Dukk you were right

Bing is superior for this

[jasc]

[bikeral]

I just used bing and had a hard time finding something we are allowed to post here.