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  1. 04-01-2013, 09:19 AM #81081
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    I dont need no stinking gym.

    I take the dog for three 20 min walks everyday.

    I lift boxes at work.

    I turn wrenches at home on the bike.

    And I bang my girl.

    All the exercise I need,
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    I just raped my fleshlight...twice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I just raped my fleshlight...twice.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...lpA92dUY#t=32s
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    I dont need no stinking gym.

    I take the dog for three 20 min walks everyday.

    I lift boxes at work.

    I turn wrenches at home on the bike.

    And I bang my girl.

    All the exercise I need,
    Weak!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    I just raped my fleshlight...twice.
    Duct tape
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    fleshlight.lol that's gay.
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    Attn whores:


    you suck today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Attn whores:


    you suck today.
    that is a pretty good april fool there ender!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Boring
    yup

    30 guests, bite my left testicle!
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    ^^^I'll take "What is something Lance cannot say" for $1000, Alex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    ^^^I'll take "What is something Lance cannot say" for $1000, Alex.
    ding ding ding!!!!

    what do we have for him Johnny?
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    OMG, blocking the letter after Y and the name **** is the greatest thing ever in forum history!
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    The missus took one for the team this weekend.
    I made sure she was treated well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    The missus took one for the team this weekend.
    I made sure she was treated well.
    care to enlighten us more?
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    The missus took one for the team this weekend.
    I made sure she was treated well.
    This better not be no april fools joke.

    In fact, it better be damn good with a setup like that, Ender.
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    my left eye lid keeps twitching
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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    wtf sounds like heaven bro lol
    No matter how pretty she looks someone somewhere is tired of her shit.

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    Is that you in your AVI? I think you have gyno.
    Lol she was wearing size smaller when I met her it was acheived only in 15 days lot of sucking and other xrated stuff involved in growing her bigger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    my left eye lid keeps twitching
    Watch porn with that eye its a sign.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    This better not be no april fools joke.

    In fact, it better be damn good with a setup like that, Ender.
    Is he talking about in the butt hole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    The missus took one for the team this weekend.
    I made sure she was treated well.
    How many blue pills were involved?
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    Morning ass hats!

    Cal, have the fatties been keeping you down?

    King Kong ain't got shvt on me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    Morning taint lickers
    Top of the morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420
    ****
    Morse code?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Morse code?
    no just testing

    ****
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    . . . _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ . . _ _ . . _ . . . . . . _ . . _ . _ . _ _ _ . . . _ _ . _ _

    that's morse code
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    . . . _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ . . _ _ . . _ . . . . . . _ . . _ . _ . _ _ _ . . . _ _ . _ _

    that's morse code
    Tongue punching chicks in the fart box?

    (my morse code is a bit rusty...)
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    This place sucks.

    I quit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    This place sucks.

    I quit.
    Quitter
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    I am short on help this week. will be in and out. more out than in.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    I am short on help this week. will be in and out. more out than in.....
    that's what she said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM

    that's what she said.
    Hahaha
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    Seriously, do you guys even lift?



    (i cant seem to get enough of that VatalyzedTV dude on youtube..lol!)
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