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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Whats up buddy? I hate moving too. Been 9 years since last move.
    ready to get settled and start cycling!

    moved last thursday and had an out of state bachelor party last weekend

    work is really crazy busy (which is good) but i am working like a slave. i need a massage therapist in my office (or one of those chicks you posted!)

    people bought stuff on my account after i told the damn bank about and they didn't stop it so they continued to drain my account!

    really looking forward to the weekend! and bikinis!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    hahaha

    what country you thinkin? Russia?

    Russian mail-order would be bad ass!

    the threat of deportation would surely keep her in line
    black haired russian would be great! or one of those blondes from sweden!

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    Morning whores

    My half sleeve is almost finished

    Fvcker is bruised

    I don't normally bruise

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    ready to get settled and start cycling!

    moved last thursday and had an out of state bachelor party last weekend

    work is really crazy busy (which is good) but i am working like a slave. i need a massage therapist in my office (or one of those chicks you posted!)

    people bought stuff on my account after i told the damn bank about and they didn't stop it so they continued to drain my account!

    really looking forward to the weekend! and bikinis!

    Listen if you have problems with life take it from an old guy. Nothing beats getting drunk and a blow job to make everything OK again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Morning whores

    My half sleeve is almost finished

    Fvcker is bruised

    I don't normally bruise
    Whats up Axx? Lets see some pics of the new ink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Whats up Axx? Lets see some pics of the new ink.
    I cant Im a COP

    And a special agent

    And CIA

    And FBI

    that would be incriminating

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    How you doing AL?

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    bahahaha

    Sounds like a tool that used to be around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    How you doing AL?
    All is good buddy. Starting to plan retirement in the next 8-12 months I am out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    All is good buddy. Starting to plan retirement in the next 8-12 months I am out.

    That would be awesome to retire

    What will u do with your time?

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    AXx... Im special forces.

    We should go kill some people together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    All is good buddy. Starting to plan retirement in the next 8-12 months I am out.
    Retirement? How freaking old are you Al?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Listen if you have problems with life take it from an old guy. Nothing beats getting drunk and a blow job to make everything OK again.
    i like it!

    no problems, just speed bumps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Morning whores

    My half sleeve is almost finished

    Fvcker is bruised

    I don't normally bruise
    weenie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    AXx... Im special forces.

    We should go kill some people together.
    We shall

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    That would be awesome to retire

    What will u do with your time?
    Probably go to gym, get drunk once a week, and get as many BJ's as possible.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Retirement? How freaking old are you Al?
    Ripe old age of 47.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    weenie

    Maybe I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Probably go to gym, get drunk once a week, and get as many BJ's as possible.



    Ripe old age of 47.
    Thats early to retire. Good for you man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Thats early to retire. Good for you man.
    that's awesome!

    i am ready to retire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Thats early to retire. Good for you man.
    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    that's awesome!

    i am ready to retire!

    I'll probably end up doing something when I get bored. Maybe personal trainer a few hours a week exclusively for hot young women.

    That should not be too stressful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I'll probably end up doing something when I get bored. Maybe personal trainer a few hours a week exclusively for hot young women.

    That should not be too stressful.
    sounds like a plan!

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    Serious story here whores

    My ex wifes boyfriend took all my 9 yr olds ADHD medicine (which if you don't know, if you don't need it then all it is, is SPEED). This stupid som bitch took the capsules apart and emptied all the powder out of them and then placed them back together to make them look new!!

    I have an awesome job so my ass beating days are limited at best, but IF/WHEN I see him. IT WILL BE BAD

    I advised my ex wife that if he ever steps foot around my babies again I will do everything in my power to make sure he disappears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Serious story here whores

    My ex wifes boyfriend took all my 9 yr olds ADHD medicine (which if you don't know, if you don't need it then all it is, is SPEED). This stupid som bitch took the capsules apart and emptied all the powder out of them and then placed them back together to make them look new!!

    I have an awesome job so my ass beating days are limited at best, but IF/WHEN I see him. IT WILL BE BAD

    I advised my ex wife that if he ever steps foot around my babies again I will do everything in my power to make sure he disappears.
    where is this loser

    add him to the burn list!

    alligators are hungry this time of year, just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Serious story here whores

    My ex wifes boyfriend took all my 9 yr olds ADHD medicine (which if you don't know, if you don't need it then all it is, is SPEED). This stupid som bitch took the capsules apart and emptied all the powder out of them and then placed them back together to make them look new!!

    I have an awesome job so my ass beating days are limited at best, but IF/WHEN I see him. IT WILL BE BAD

    I advised my ex wife that if he ever steps foot around my babies again I will do everything in my power to make sure he disappears.
    Is this recent Axx? Thought you were married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Serious story here whores

    My ex wifes boyfriend took all my 9 yr olds ADHD medicine (which if you don't know, if you don't need it then all it is, is SPEED). This stupid som bitch took the capsules apart and emptied all the powder out of them and then placed them back together to make them look new!!

    I have an awesome job so my ass beating days are limited at best, but IF/WHEN I see him. IT WILL BE BAD

    I advised my ex wife that if he ever steps foot around my babies again I will do everything in my power to make sure he disappears.
    Some people shouldnt be allowed to live to old age.

    He seems to be one of them.

    Forget the beating. You got too much to lose. Trust me. Ive been there.

    But friends can beat him. Or call the cops. Get a restraining order on him not allowing him near your kid.

    Or fly me down... Its been awhile since Ive gotten bloody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Probably go to gym, get drunk once a week, and get as many BJ's as possible.

    Ripe old age of 47.
    Sounds like heaven

    You're a lucky man Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Serious story here whores

    My ex wifes boyfriend took all my 9 yr olds ADHD medicine (which if you don't know, if you don't need it then all it is, is SPEED). This stupid som bitch took the capsules apart and emptied all the powder out of them and then placed them back together to make them look new!!

    I have an awesome job so my ass beating days are limited at best, but IF/WHEN I see him. IT WILL BE BAD

    I advised my ex wife that if he ever steps foot around my babies again I will do everything in my power to make sure he disappears.
    What a POS!

    I'll help you dispose of the body

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Sounds like heaven

    You're a lucky man Al
    I'm not there yet but with some luck I can also say "Welcome to the good life"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Serious story here whores

    My ex wifes boyfriend took all my 9 yr olds ADHD medicine (which if you don't know, if you don't need it then all it is, is SPEED). This stupid som bitch took the capsules apart and emptied all the powder out of them and then placed them back together to make them look new!!

    I have an awesome job so my ass beating days are limited at best, but IF/WHEN I see him. IT WILL BE BAD

    I advised my ex wife that if he ever steps foot around my babies again I will do everything in my power to make sure he disappears.
    Hey buddy that sucks. Keep your head straight and do not get yourself in trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    where is this loser

    add him to the burn list!

    alligators are hungry this time of year, just saying
    sounds like a plan

    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    Is this recent Axx? Thought you were married?
    Recent like yesterday

    I am married I have been divorced 8 yrs and I remarried 6 years to my bride now

    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Some people shouldnt be allowed to live to old age.

    He seems to be one of them.

    Forget the beating. You got too much to lose. Trust me. Ive been there.

    But friends can beat him. Or call the cops. Get a restraining order on him not allowing him near your kid. Or fly me down... Its been awhile since Ive gotten bloody.
    THIS WILL HAPPEN

    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    What a POS!

    I'll help you dispose of the body
    Thanks buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Hey buddy that sucks. Keep your head straight and do not get yourself in trouble.
    I wont

    like Duk said Its not worth it

    He will pay one day some how

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    I need a beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    I need a beer
    I will drink lots of GIN tonight

    Me promise
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post

    I will drink lots of GIN tonight

    Me promise
    Rollin down the street

    smokin indo

    sippin on gin and juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Rollin down the street

    smokin indo

    sippin on gin and juice
    That's my boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    I need a beer
    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    I will drink lots of GIN tonight

    Me promise
    Damn I only drink on Fridays, Is it Friday anywhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Damn I only drink on Fridays, Is it Friday anywhere?

    Sure it is???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Damn I only drink on Fridays, Is it Friday anywhere?
    Close enough

    It's Friday eve, eve

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Sure it is???
    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Close enough

    It's Friday eve, eve
    Thanks, I'm in then. I need to start drinking on days that end in "y" Think that will make it easier for me to figure out.

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