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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    lol I wont be drinking. I dont even think they serve alcohol there. Went to a match last year and dont remember seeing any.
    My wife is trying to get me to go out drinking tonight. That bitch. She is hoping I'll get drunk and wake up late tomorrow.

    I know her modus operandus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit

    lol I wont be drinking. I dont even think they serve alcohol there. Went to a match last year and dont remember seeing any.
    BYOW!!!!

    Prob solved!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    I'm so annoyed with food.. Always having to eat it in large quantities.
    I wish I had that problem!

    I eat too damn much and wish all I had to was bulk! Trying to cut sucks!!!

    And I love food!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    My wife is trying to get me to go out drinking tonight. That bitch. She is hoping I'll get drunk and wake up late tomorrow.

    I know her modus operandus.
    Bahahahaha!

    She is def trying to keep you home tomorrow!

    Tell her your the DD tonite and stick it in her pooper!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    My wife is trying to get me to go out drinking tonight. That bitch. She is hoping I'll get drunk and wake up late tomorrow.

    I know her modus operandus.
    Conniving evil little devils they are!!
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    life is ****ing good here!

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    No one likes a bragger Chad.

    lol

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    I cant even come back to that..damn

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    well enjoy life in hunkydoryville Capt. Stupendous. Glad life is all sunshine, roses, and lollypops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    I wish I had that problem!

    I eat too damn much and wish all I had to was bulk! Trying to cut sucks!!!

    And I love food!!!!
    Yeah I sometimes think bulking is just as, if not more challenging as it relates to diet.

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    have an old lady that won't let you stick it in her pooper?

    here is the solution!

    the move is called the 'Chicken Wing!'

    grab your woman and bend her over in front of the toilet/commode and tell her to grab it

    then, grab one of her arms with a firm grip and take it behind her

    once you have her where you want her, just slide it in!

    if she tries to grab or fight, her head goes face first in the toilet!

    WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit

    I felt that way few years ago when I was seriously bulking.

    Now I just eat when hungry.

    Up the dose, and you up your hunger.
    Yup.. Just started a fun one about 4 weeks ago and for some reason, It's been challenging getting all the food down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    If its large quantities of ice cream I have no problem with that.
    Mint choco chip.. Mmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    have an old lady that won't let you stick it in her pooper?

    here is the solution!

    the move is called the 'Chicken Wing!'

    grab your woman and bend her over in front of the toilet/commode and tell her to grab it

    then, grab one of her arms with a firm grip and take it behind her

    once you have her where you want her, just slide it in!

    if she tries to grab or fight, her head goes face first in the toilet!

    WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    bahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    have an old lady that won't let you stick it in her pooper?

    here is the solution!

    the move is called the 'Chicken Wing!'

    grab your woman and bend her over in front of the toilet/commode and tell her to grab it

    then, grab one of her arms with a firm grip and take it behind her

    once you have her where you want her, just slide it in!

    if she tries to grab or fight, her head goes face first in the toilet!

    WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Pahahaaaaa!! And you have to scream CHICKEN WIIIIIIING!!!!.. As its happening.

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    Biker, my co-workers thank you

    ever since you got me hooked on Sriracha again my office has smelled like a bathroom at a chinese buffet

    it's rough..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    Mint choco chip.. Mmmmm
    good call

    coffee is a close second

    when it comes to shakes though, strawberry hands-down

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    good call

    coffee is a close second

    when it comes to shakes though, strawberry hands-down
    I'm a big pistachio fan as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    I'm a big pistachio fan as well
    I'm a big fan of pistachios but could never get into the ice cream

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    51 minutes and counting

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    Won 311 tix on the radio .. Takin the wife tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Won 311 tix on the radio .. Takin the wife tonight.
    nice!!

    I saw them years ago, they put on a great show

    who's opening for em?

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    Ive seen 311 a few times. Good show. Youll have fun.



    Alright whores, Im out.

    Everyone have a safe weekend.

    Biker.... dont let the wifey bully you into getting wasted! Text me in the morn when youre hitting the road so I know youre not hungover on the toilet. lol


    Ta ta for now gay boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Ive seen 311 a few times. Good show. Youll have fun.

    Alright whores, Im out.

    Everyone have a safe weekend.

    Biker.... dont let the wifey bully you into getting wasted! Text me in the morn when youre hitting the road so I know youre not hungover on the toilet. lol

    Ta ta for now gay boys.
    Later Dukk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Ive seen 311 a few times. Good show. Youll have fun.



    Alright whores, Im out.

    Everyone have a safe weekend.

    Biker.... dont let the wifey bully you into getting wasted! Text me in the morn when youre hitting the road so I know youre not hungover on the toilet. lol


    Ta ta for now gay boys.
    You got it. No way she is making me drink tonight. Unless...

    bahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Biker, my co-workers thank you

    ever since you got me hooked on Sriracha again my office has smelled like a bathroom at a chinese buffet

    it's rough..
    Give em hell. I'm about to have some chicken breast brown rice and broccoli drenched in shriracha. mmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    nice!!

    I saw them years ago, they put on a great show

    who's opening for em?
    I saw em a few years ago as well with Snoop Dog. Tonight it's special sauce/g-love and Cypress Hill.

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    Omg I want ice cream soooo bad right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    Ive seen 311 a few times. Good show. Youll have fun.

    Alright whores, Im out.

    Everyone have a safe weekend.

    Biker.... dont let the wifey bully you into getting wasted! Text me in the morn when youre hitting the road so I know youre not hungover on the toilet. lol

    Ta ta for now gay boys.
    Have fun Dukki

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I saw em a few years ago as well with Snoop Dog. Tonight it's special sauce/g-love and Cypress Hill.
    I did also!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    damn man

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    well enjoy life in hunkydoryville Capt. Stupendous. Glad life is all sunshine, roses, and lollypops.
    and don't forget hott women in that life

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    gangsta rap made me do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    gangsta rap made me do it
    That was my excuse

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    this guy tried selling me eq today

    i was like... "ill give you 1 dollar for it" lol...

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