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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    looks like shes got alotta meat in her freezer

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420

    looks like shes got alotta meat in her freezer
    She looks like she has room for a little more..

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    future next wife

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    do you know how happy I am being married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadcuz1985 View Post
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    future next wife
    future ex wife you mean..

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    hi, my names Kronik and i have a gambling problem

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    Top o the mornin'.. Have a kick ass day everyone.
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    You too Ig. Thanks

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    Biker and I survived the weekend!!

    It was quite the adventure.

    We will tell the story soon.

    Stay tuned!!

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    morning yall

    do tell dukk!

    no wild stories from my weekend, surprisingly

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    Weekend with Duk = Jerry Springer weekend

    bahahahaha
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    Morning Biker!

    Morning Ender!

    Morning RC!

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    So the weekend consisted of...

    Meth head causing a car accident right in front of us.

    Biker asking every woman he saw if he could see titties.

    A fat chick that participated in a bikini contest. I have a pic... Ill post up.

    A married fat truck driver chick from KY, getting back handed by her husband cuz she was flirting with Biker.

    Me telling the husband to leave before he got beat.

    Then biker and said KY chick disappearing.

    A short time later... KY chick walking out of the hotel, buck ass naked and going to the pool with Biker.

    Me joining them in the pool.

    Then heading back to the hotel room.

    Ahem.

    I am ashamed to go into any further details.

    lol
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    Not fukking loading.

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    One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesnt belong.

    Last edited by Dukkit; 07-22-2013 at 08:11 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesnt belong.

    bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!


    fukking awesome!

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    how the hell did you guys find a wet spot on that thing??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    how the hell did you guys find a wet spot on that thing??!
    Got it in the pool first!

    hahaha

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    Lets not forget the trucker dive hag bartender.

    Bikeral: Is it OK if I smoke a cigar in here.

    Hag: If you smoke a cigar in here I will turn into such a bitch you will wish you never came in this place.

    Bikeral: So its possible for you to be a bigger bitch than you already are?

    Hag: grins (first time of the night)

    Bikeral: So is there any chance that top will come off tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    So the weekend consisted of...

    Meth head causing a car accident right in front of us.

    Biker asking every woman he saw if he could see titties.

    A fat chick that participated in a bikini contest. I have a pic... Ill post up.

    A married fat truck driver chick from KY, getting back handed by her husband cuz she was flirting with Biker.

    Me telling the husband to leave before he got beat.

    Then biker and said KY chick disappearing.

    A short time later... KY chick walking out of the hotel, buck ass naked and going to the pool with Biker.

    Me joining them in the pool.

    Then heading back to the hotel room.

    Ahem.

    I am ashamed to go into any further details.

    lol
    The events of the weekend may or may not be true. Some names may need to be changed to protect the innocent.
    I may also need to drink heavily in order to erase some images from my head that have been giving me nightmares.

    bahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Lets not forget the trucker dive hag bartender.

    Bikeral: Is it OK if I smoke a cigar in here.

    Hag: If you smoke a cigar in here I will turn into such a bitch you will wish you never came in this place.

    Bikeral: So its possible for you to be a bigger bitch than you already are?

    Hag: grins (first time of the night)

    Bikeral: So is there any chance that top will come off tonight?
    Bahahaha Yes! I forgot her!

    And dont forget... we had food there! What were we thinking?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Bahahaha Yes! I forgot her!

    And dont forget... we had food there! What were we thinking?!
    We obviously were not. Made many regretful decisions. bahahaha
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    Here is another...

    I go in the bathroom in a bar. Woman follows me in. I tell her to go ahead I will wait. (being the gentleman I am, ladies first)
    She proceeds to pull her pants down in front of me and take care of business.

    Now in walks the guy she is with to the bathroom...

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    Sounds like an awesome weekend haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Sounds like an awesome weekend haha
    Def good weekend. It was cool meeting Duk and we had plenty of fun and somehow managed to stay out of jail.
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    Ender and Jasc... we're coming for you next!!!
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    Call your bail bondsmen we are coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    and somehow managed to stay out of jail.
    Win!!

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    Bahahahaha!

    fukkin epic

    you guys are my new heros

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Bahahahaha!

    fukkin epic

    you guys are my new heros
    Wish you were there bud. Wish I could post the real crazy stuff that happened.

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