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    I keep a case of astroglide on hand at all times. Just in case she gets drunk.

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    My wife prefers Swiss Navy Silicone lube , that stuff is crazy.

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    Lol I just go with KY..... I don't care as long as it gets it in lol.

    Every try a warming lube for her back door? Don't! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lol I just go with KY..... I don't care as long as it gets it in lol.

    Every try a warming lube for her back door? Don't! Lol
    yup!

    i haven't had any problems with it!

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    It's not like I ever get to use it. No back door entry allowed for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    It's not like I ever get to use it. No back door entry allowed for me.
    hmmmmmmm, maybe you need a better strategy/plan

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    hmmmmmmm, maybe you need a better strategy/plan
    I may need to outsource that action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I may need to outsource that action.
    hahahaha!

    i have one chick that will not let me back there as well

    but i plan on trying this move that an old man told me. the move is called the chicken wing!

    make sure your bathroom toilet is clean, then get her where her hands are on the rim and you are behind her. start getting into it and slowly grab one of her arms (hence, chicken wing) and get a firm grip. next, while you have a firm grip on her arm, just slip it in the ole back door. if she tries to grab you with the other hand, splash face first! she will have no reason to fight, and therefore take it!

    the chicken wing!

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    ^^^ oooooh snap the chicken waaaaaaaaaaaang!!

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    "Ain't no thang but a chicken wanggg"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I just had SEX!!

    I was used like a peice of meat, and I liked it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    So did I!!!!! Lmao
    Do your women know about this relationship?

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    The whore house.... This seems like a place where gentlemen would gather....
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    Bertie is back!!!!

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    Look at her eyes!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    Look at her eyes!!!!!!!

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    she has eyes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    The whore house.... This seems like a place where gentlemen would gather....
    Bertz in the HOUSE!! I'm going to steal your thunder and make the announcement.. Berts gonna be a PAPA... yup.. Papa Bert!! Congrats to you and your beautiful chika brutha!!!

    I can already see the black coffee in the bottle lol..

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    Sup whorehouse gents, I see that lube, anal sex and "chicken wings" are the topic of discussion today.
    The 73 guests approve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Bertie is back!!!!
    Maybe... I just came to visit cuz igi sent me a message... He made me feel bad

    I'll try to be more regular

    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    Bertz in the HOUSE!! I'm going to steal your thunder and make the announcement.. Berts gonna be a PAPA... yup.. Papa Bert!! Congrats to you and your beautiful chika brutha!!!

    I can already see the black coffee in the bottle lol..
    Thanks for spilling the beans

    We're both pretty excited

    Starbucks in the bottle for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi
    The whore house.... This seems like a place where gentlemen would gather....
    Well well well! What's up buddy!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post

    Well well well! What's up buddy!?
    Busy... Work... Eat.... make babies you know... The usual. What's up with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Do your women know about this relationship?
    Of course they do. The bathroom door was locked and they were in there a real long time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi
    Maybe... I just came to visit cuz igi sent me a message... He made me feel bad
    Ah don't feel bad man.. Sounds like you're doing very well and have some excitement ahead of you. If you recall, I fell off the forum wagon probably 1/2 dozen times over the past few years. I know how it is.

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    Definitely more drive byes though man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

    Busy... Work... Eat.... make babies you know... The usual. What's up with you?
    Same ole..... Still love fatty ass Spanish mamis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    Ah don't feel bad man.. Sounds like you're doing very well and have some excitement ahead of you. If you recall, I fell off the forum wagon probably 1/2 dozen times over the past few years. I know how it is.
    Lol... I know... I didn't actually feel bad... Okay... Maybe a little. I should stop by and say hi to gbrice in diet land

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    Definitely more drive byes though man.
    For sure

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    Same ole..... Still love fatty ass Spanish mamis
    Humm... Sounds like nothing has changed

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    Haz be lovin them big ol booties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    Haz be lovin them big ol booties.
    Hell yea
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    oh my... those old ads are hilarious.. wouldn't fly these days.

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    The pleasure is all mine

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