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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    So here is the text exchange with Sweden on Saturday. Think I'll wait a week and contact her friend about those pics.

    Sweden:Lets meet in Daytona in February
    BikerAl: Great sounds like a plan
    Sweden: Are you married?
    BikerAl: Why?
    Sweden: Are you?
    BikerAl:Sometimes
    Sweden:What is that supposed to mean?
    BikerAl: I'm not married on Fridays and when I go away.
    Sweden:You're an idiot, are you married?
    BikerAl:Yes
    Sweden:I can't beleive you
    BikerAl:Are we still on for February?
    Sweden: No you fvcking jerk
    BikerAl:How about if I send you a virtual cake?
    Sweden:NO
    Sweden: I have to go
    Aaahh hahaha.. classic shit right there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    morning wank jobs!

    iggi, its monday, nobody likes mondays!

    biker, funny shit right there!

    time to get my diet back in check
    Morning RC, how goes it bud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Aaahh hahaha.. classic shit right there..
    I think it was worth it to get a good laugh. bahahaha

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    Howdy dooty y'all -

    I ate like a pig this weekend ,1st time in 4 months that I came off the clean bulk for more than just a cheat meal.

    Feel like a bloated piece of crud.

    Back on the wagon today,so much easier in a controlled environment to eat exactly what you should ,when you should. Love my office-

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Morning RC, how goes it bud?
    better now, just need to get back on the high horse

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    better now, just need to get back on the high horse
    You still having pains?

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    Happy Veterans Day - Thanks to all who have served.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Howdy dooty y'all -

    I ate like a pig this weekend ,1st time in 4 months that I came off the clean bulk for more than just a cheat meal.

    Feel like a bloated piece of crud.

    Back on the wagon today,so much easier in a controlled environment to eat exactly what you should ,when you should. Love my office-
    So what did you eat?

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    way to push the envelope bike....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Howdy dooty y'all -

    I ate like a pig this weekend ,1st time in 4 months that I came off the clean bulk for more than just a cheat meal.

    Feel like a bloated piece of crud.

    Back on the wagon today,so much easier in a controlled environment to eat exactly what you should ,when you should. Love my office-
    Ah nothing wrong with that bedford.. 1st time in 4 months.. your body appreciates it, I'm sure.

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    Mornin Fukkers

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    So here is the text exchange with Sweden on Saturday. Think I'll wait a week and contact her friend about those pics.

    Sweden:Lets meet in Daytona in February
    BikerAl: Great sounds like a plan
    Sweden: Are you married?
    BikerAl: Why?
    Sweden: Are you?
    BikerAl:Sometimes
    Sweden:What is that supposed to mean?
    BikerAl: I'm not married on Fridays and when I go away.
    Sweden:You're an idiot, are you married?
    BikerAl:Yes
    Sweden:I can't beleive you
    BikerAl:Are we still on for February?
    Sweden: No you fvcking jerk
    BikerAl:How about if I send you a virtual cake?
    Sweden:NO
    Sweden: I have to go
    BAHAHAHA

    That bitch..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    So here is the text exchange with Sweden on Saturday. Think I'll wait a week and contact her friend about those pics.

    Sweden:Lets meet in Daytona in February
    BikerAl: Great sounds like a plan
    Sweden: Are you married?
    BikerAl: Why?
    Sweden: Are you?
    BikerAl:Sometimes
    Sweden:What is that supposed to mean?
    BikerAl: I'm not married on Fridays and when I go away.
    Sweden:You're an idiot, are you married?
    BikerAl:Yes
    Sweden:I can't beleive you
    BikerAl:Are we still on for February?
    Sweden: No you fvcking jerk
    BikerAl:How about if I send you a virtual cake?
    Sweden:NO
    Sweden: I have to go
    I almost ran a red light from laughing. Virtual cake...that always works lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Howdy dooty y'all -

    I ate like a pig this weekend ,1st time in 4 months that I came off the clean bulk for more than just a cheat meal.

    Feel like a bloated piece of crud.

    Back on the wagon today,so much easier in a controlled environment to eat exactly what you should ,when you should. Love my office-
    Right there with ya Bed

    I probably ate 3000 worth of just shit yesterday

    Feel like hell today

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    You still having pains?
    still all knotted up. have knots all through out my body

    i need a full body massage really bad!

    i also need to start doing yoga and girls in yoga pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    So what did you eat?
    Sat- 2 Breakfast burritos,2 hash browns, large hazelnut iced coffee, 2 cups oatmeal, 2 sccops of whey, a gyro, fries, a turkey wing & leg plus extra skin, 2 cups mashed potatoes, stuffing, ginger salad,a bunch of mini snickers form my kids halloween candy,2 scoops of whey & 2 cups 2% milk,1/2 a medium pizza. a shitload of sashimi salmon & fluke & eel, fried calamari ,6 beers, & 6 oz of Johnnie Walker.
    Sunday- (2) Sonics big ass burrito,tots,cherry limeaid, 4 steak tacos, a french bread pizza, 2 scoops of whey & 2% milk , 2 cups of brown rice, 10 oz of serloin burgers, a salad with bettys dressing, 6 snickers minis, nutella & graham crakers, salami & mayo wrap, 2 scoops of whey, a bag of everything pretzel thins,2 cups of chili & 8 oz of Buschmills blackbush.

    Doesnt seem like a ton of food but it was gut wrechingly filling .
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    i also need to start doing yoga and girls in yoga pants!
    1st part NO, 2nd part YES.

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    evening fellas

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    marcus in the HOUSE!!!

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    I just had SEX!!

    I was used like a peice of meat, and I liked it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    I just had SEX!!

    I was used like a peice of meat, and I liked it.
    So did I!!!!! Lmao
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    That's sick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I just had SEX!!

    I was used like a peice of meat, and I liked it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    So did I!!!!! Lmao
    pics or it didn't happen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    pics or it didn't happen!
    *reported*
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300
    That's sick
    It was great make up sex..... Especially after yesterday's fight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    It was great make up sex..... Especially after yesterday's fight
    Oh that's ok then

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    BAHAHAHA

    That bitch..
    Don't worry bud. I'll wait a few days then text her friend for pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    So did I!!!!! Lmao
    Stuuuud..

    Pooper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    *reported*
    unreported for confirmation of pic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    Stuuuud..

    Pooper?
    Nope..... Used the last of the lube the other nite. Wouldn't let me go in dry lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    unreported for confirmation of pic!
    Due to lack of proper authority..... Your post will be ignored
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    Nope..... Used the last of the lube the other nite. Wouldn't let me go in dry lol
    Dammit Hazard..

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